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268976  Side Boob: Bob Ross painted with more feeling AND had a squirrel in his pocket that one time.

269016  PenguinBartender: ...Tres?

269011  Side Boob: "Private Pyle you had best square your ass away and start shitting me Tiffany cufflinks or I will definitely fuck you up!"

269025  FormerLurker: @Nope EXACTLY!!! Did you go there too?!

268974  Felicity: Hashtag resistance

268978  Felicity: If you see someone drowning, IOI

268985  Felicity: Everyone agrees with DFENS up to a certain point and then he loses them. The question each of us must ask ourselves is where does he lose you? Also, one of my friends did a hilarious impression of when the old lady barfs while he's having his fast food meltdown

269005  Not A Bot: Damn, you can buy ANYTHING on J-List.

269024  Side Boob: Pupper is on house arrest.

269000  Felicity: @Bluetocracy Wasn't that a flavour of Kool Aid?

269011  Felicity: Thanks, Sgt. Reacharound

269019  Felicity: One of my roommates pronounces it "spinnage."

269025  Nope: @FormerLurker And the knowledge of being in a cool fort kept your soul alive

269025  FormerLurker: When I was a kid, I was lucky enough to go to space camps cooler, air-force/fighter plane program called Aviation Challenge and they did a lecture on survival methods. This was one of them, but with your discarded parachute (remember, fighter planes). The deep sand keeps you cool and the parachute protects from the sun.

269025  Mr. Whiskers: Ultimately, his survival will depend on if he even lifts

269008  Air Biscuit: @Nothing nobody wants any coffee?

268987  Darmstadtium: In Fascist Russia... we don't joke about Fascist Russia...

268997  Darmstadtium: Billy always wanted to have a cork board

269013  Annoying Vegan : This kid has it all figured out.

269010  Vinochet: Ive been a good boy all my life, and where did it get me?

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268710 antipatterns: Other cops include: judges, army guys, teachers, hr people, and your mom and dad

268903 Felicity: @dangerkeith3000 It won't live up to all the buzz?

268730 Not A Bot: don't look at me, I'm irrelevant

268747 a robot: @Side Boob Ovenception

268687 raditzu: Party Hard

268707 Side Boob: Can I leave the girl in the shelter, or do I have to adopt them together?

268611 fanny: yeah the content outweighs the upload/username combo for me too... bad @Felicity

268624 Shay: @Dr. Bathroom Oh damn, I remember watching that abortion special with Charlton Heston on late night TV and gave me the hibbie jibbies.

268713 WannaBee: Nice buns, hun.

268610 snipdawg: @WannaBee hug



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 6. CompletelyJoking: 1771 points
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 9. Murm Gungus: 1725 points
10. glowstick: 1606 points
11. beyardo: 1584 points
12. poetrysucks: 1535 points
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Score:
957
 
 DrNinjaman: Masters of Magic Eye
 VeeKay: Hi! Welcome to the Pallas!
 Shay: Derp! Derp! Derp!!! "Please excuse my children, they're radioactive."
 MrBoffo: Welcome to the Claw Zone
Image 266831   09-11-18   Uploaded by    Mexico
Score:
569
 
 Theimposter: I got a 100+ lb dog to 14. Healthiest animal I ever knew until he randomly just stopped.
 wolfpk: I had a sheltie that lived to be twenty. He went down hill fast his last two months. Before then people would call me a liar when I told them how old he was.
 dangerkeith3000: That's from clean living right there. Only stiffing the finest of butts.
 Side Boob: The gods have blessed this doggie
Image 266830   09-11-18   Uploaded by    SomeCanadian
Score:
185
 
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Image 266829   09-11-18   Uploaded by    Incubi
Score:
629
 
 Surprising: Tuxedo man, tuxedo cat
 WTF: "...But the whole thing about taking it to prom and renting a hotel room afterwards, I truly regret."
 WannaBee: Monty should've had a flower too.
 barfolomew: And why would you be.
Image 266828   09-11-18   Uploaded by    IM AN ASSHOLE
Score:
362
 
 Rocky XLVII: came here to post that @trelyate
 trelyate: gettin' baked
Image 266827   09-11-18   Uploaded by    piratepom
Score:
971
 
 Passive: In all fairness this was the underlying tone of a lot of 90's television shows
 Donut: I can wait for another year.
 saluted: When was Sinbad funniest, his eighties standup comedy or his nineties movies?
 MrBoffo: Start with Purple Drank
 WannaBee: Let's do it Simbad!
 WTF: "The bourgeoisie got a big butt, the proletariat got a little butt!"
 Side Boob: Let me get my torch and pitchfork...
Image 266826   09-11-18   Uploaded by    Gomi Day
Score:
200
 
 million laffs: Biogas sounds like a euphemism
 VeeKay: LOOKS LIKE THOSE CLOWNS IN CONGRESS DID IT AGAIN. WHAT A BUNCH OF CLOWNS.
Image 266825   09-11-18   Uploaded by    HairyNips
Score:
452
 
 FrustratedFuk: @Michael Tripe You mean life?
 Passive: Can... I... buy... any of you cants a drink?
 fracking: Did you me a Cornetto?
 SunWukong: You won't look like anything. Zombies are not real.
 Side Boob: My friends and I will be zombies. We should meet up!
Image 266824   09-11-18   Uploaded by    lionstrong
Score:
980
 
 Passive: It's the spanking angels! Close your brown eye so they can't see you!
Image 266823   09-11-18   Uploaded by    Side Boob
Score:
400
 
 DrNinjaman: I iz behind the firewall, hacking the mainframe!
 barfolomew: Stopping access as quickly as possible is in fact part of incident response.
 sparename: "Nooooo, not the blue wire - the BLUE wire!!!"
Image 266822   09-11-18   Uploaded by    E. HONDA
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