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272924  addend: "Give your attention to meee!"

272920  DrNinjaman: @Knice Heh, "hard way"

272913  Bacon Train: Voting on your own images.

272925  DrNinjaman: "Get your ass up" is an expression, not to be taken literaly.

272911  UltraBeverly: This raddison has gravity dialation 2/5

272905  2Berries: I support reintroducing natual selection

272924  BavidDowie: Wutcha readin?

272911  2Berries: I see we meet again!

272918  Mr. Butt: @Sadbot It's always a fucking "handyman," never a trained professional.

272907  Sadpygmy: Nazi dog

272908  some guy : Every Single Person Needs JESUS

272918  hajjpodge: @Sadbot Fuck landlords forever.

272930  Peddy Tenderglass: How could we ever live without them?

272920  some guy : @Peter Pantsless I used Ctrl+x and sent all mine into the trashcan via Kleenex

272920  Peter Pantsless: I've got like ten trillion of them on the clipboard

272918  Sadbot: I had a landlord that almost killed me by hiring the dumbest possible handyman to work on the water heater. He left the gas line open and ignited a basement ceiling's worth of natural gas when he tried to restart the pilot light, I'm probably alive because the back door was open.

272913  dobbiesdoogs: please do not handle bear cubs, only puppers

272920  Knice: I feel kinda dumb for making ours the hard way.

272919  SuedeOxford: What kind of raccoon is this

272892  SuedeOxford: @Peter Pantsless He probably just gets an egg for his trying times.

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272621 lecj07: @Science imagine her as a take on chucky. This is how she lures you in.

272539 Kaviri: Firepower.

272774 Dr Awkward: Nah, we have a lot of locally own restaruants, shops, etc... that are those people's livelihood. We'll see how this all shakes out in a few years, but even at 15 dollars an hour, you're not buying a house here (out of town 2nd home owners, vacation rentals, and student housing makes that housing market crazy).

272540 Science: @a sedated moose: Yep. And apparently it's now all factory farming where the civets are horribly mistreated.

272816 Air Biscuit: @Knice @dangerkeith3000 @Off Topic @Bob @Sadbot @Sage @John Blender anyone want to take a boat ride?

272663 Science: According to Stormfront, poor doggo is allergic to his house and humans. He got some shots and is on the mend. I can commiserate, since one of my dogs is allergic to something too.

272892 SuedeOxford: @Peter Pantsless He probably just gets an egg for his trying times.

272681 Mr Bleak: Masterblaster: One man, one cat, and one chicken enter. One cat leaves.

272734 Throwbot: I imagine regular flavor tastes like beige

272659 Mr Bleak: Looks like she is regretting the vegetarian option.



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 Unstableton: Smoov snoot
Image 266812   09-11-18   Uploaded by    imaginary gf
Score:
708
 
 sirgallium: it's an illusion michael. tricks are what hookers do down at the docks.
 Watch Out: Poseidon's glory hole
 UltraBeverly: I rented this haunted apartment in college.
 drhilljack: When I was a child I had a fear of gravity, drains, and other vortexes. This bathroom would have scared me
 Sthenolaidas: @barfolomew perfect application: art school bathroom
 barfolomew: Perfect for a bar or anywhere drunk people congregate.
 Murm Gungus: @WTF It all ends up in the same place anyway
 WTF: Instructions unclear. Pooped into endless vortex.
Image 266811   09-11-18   Uploaded by    Annoying Vegan
Score:
713
 
Image 266810   09-11-18   Uploaded by    fakeplastic
Score:
843
 
 DrNinjaman: You get one of these to keep the glass clean in your rodent aquarium
 SuedeOxford: Same
Image 266809   09-11-18   Uploaded by    Side Boob
Score:
983
 
 boxboxbox: Hey sexy momma, wanna kill all humans?
 Sage: @Side Boob Looks like New Vegas, but I could be wrong. Probably modded.
 PenguinBartender: 01110011 01100001 01101101 01100101 0001010
 jochenau: [modem screech in Spanish]
 a robot: @hajjpodge Angry obsolete robot 2020!
 Side Boob: Which Fallout is this from? I've never seen that head before.
 hajjpodge: I'd vote for him.
 WannaBee: Quick, pick up the phone!
 Youll Cowards: All dial-up noises are angry
Image 266808   09-11-18   Uploaded by    Gomi Day
Score:
197
 
 Fast Sloth: Last month's National Geographic cover story was about sleep and it said that when you're fully asleep, your sexual organs are engorged, always
 dangerkeith3000: justmanlythings
 fanny: youd better wack off (those black bars)
 Off Topic: Morning (Awkward) Wood
 tib gubb: broner
Image 266807   09-11-18   Uploaded by    Alpha Trion
Score:
244
 
 Not A Bot: "I guess that's enough kibble, but my coca-cola dispensor is tapped out."
 On Spec: As good as the more conventional method of CPR which is between 92% and 95% unsuccessful.
Image 266806   09-11-18   Uploaded by    generic
Score:
299
 
 tiffany: Commas and periods go inside quote marks. "Delicious," you think. "What a drink."
 HairyNips: Coca Cola Corporation own Innocent drinks, so maybe not so innocent what with all the murders and all.
 SunWukong: I used to work for these arseholes.
Image 266805   09-11-18   Uploaded by    Crim Tender
Score:
486
 
COMMENT HERE. Make up a fake name or leave it blank.
Image 266804   09-11-18   Uploaded by    Toasted Taco Brunchito
Score:
371
 
 Not A Bot: Remember kids, NEVER pass up an opportunity to have fun with rabies!
 sparename: The Lion, The Witch And The ThunderBox
 aoaoaoao: Comment in poor taste self-redacted
 Passive: That happy mask salesman impression is spot on
 Amy Housewine: It could be both.
Image 266803   09-11-18   Uploaded by    badger
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