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273227  sparename: Phwoar.. Look at that bird's arse!

273213  Prostata: lol dongs

273227  Peter Pantsless: Guess what

273218  Sadbot: British chefs always crack me up. Your cultural cooking background is boiling things and putting jam in rolls. All the best food in the UK came from France or India

273193  Not A Bot: MAYBE IT'S BECAUSE YOU DON'T SLEEP AT NIGHT

273215  well duh: African cooking; my wife works with several Sudanese people, she's brought me home stew that looks like this. Quite tasty, but the eggs do take on an interesting (very firm) texture.

273115  a robot: Your 7 year old says "fuck?"

273211  FabricMan: Doesn't compare well with #273213

273211  Dr Awkward: I had to do a double take on this dildo

273160  Dr Awkward: She seems nice

273163  Dr Awkward: @trelyate like losing eyeglasses, or a flashlight in the dark

273215  Sadbot: "Does chili have eggs?" isn't an argument I've started...yet

273194  Disclosure: I liked the original Petit Prince better.

273214  Sadbot: The fuck do I care if I'm dead

273185  a robot: But RSPCA is UK or Australia, I thought? But Atlanta?? I doubt the veracity of this anecdote.

273201  antipatterns: @Mr. Butt you mean Super Mario 64?

273190  a robot: Thanks for the funny email, grandma

273192  a robot: Life imitates art oi63.tinypic.com/…

273204  fanny: @dobbiesdoogs the good news is he wanted rabies!

273206  Pegged Lamb: Didn't I see this happen in a Cheech and Chong movie?

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273017 drtofu: A capacitor, on the other hand, would weigh more when charged than not because of the electrons.

272968 Side Boob: you could go full goon and be all, "Well, ACTUALLY..." :goonsay:

272816 Air Biscuit: @Knice @dangerkeith3000 @Off Topic @Bob @Sadbot @Sage @John Blender anyone want to take a boat ride?

272882 charlemagne: @Mr. Butt wait till you see how he looks post ketamin

272892 Littlecraftywolf: tip your waiters regardless of who you are and who your waiter is. even if you get bad service at least leave something.

272918 hajjpodge: Y'all need to stop all this kidding around.

273123 DrNinjaman: Gesundheit!

272991 E. HONDA: "The Irritating Gentleman" -- Berthold Woltze, 1874

273043 UltraBeverly: I don't think it would be much of a leap to think his daughter was also his girlfriend.

272993 wolfpk: A light snack for Joey Chestnut!



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 DrNinjaman: You get one of these to keep the glass clean in your rodent aquarium
 SuedeOxford: Same
Image 266809   09-11-18   Uploaded by    Side Boob
Score:
983
 
 boxboxbox: Hey sexy momma, wanna kill all humans?
 Sage: @Side Boob Looks like New Vegas, but I could be wrong. Probably modded.
 PenguinBartender: 01110011 01100001 01101101 01100101 0001010
 jochenau: [modem screech in Spanish]
 a robot: @hajjpodge Angry obsolete robot 2020!
 Side Boob: Which Fallout is this from? I've never seen that head before.
 hajjpodge: I'd vote for him.
 WannaBee: Quick, pick up the phone!
 Youll Cowards: All dial-up noises are angry
Image 266808   09-11-18   Uploaded by    Gomi Day
Score:
197
 
 Fast Sloth: Last month's National Geographic cover story was about sleep and it said that when you're fully asleep, your sexual organs are engorged, always
 dangerkeith3000: justmanlythings
 fanny: youd better wack off (those black bars)
 Off Topic: Morning (Awkward) Wood
 tib gubb: broner
Image 266807   09-11-18   Uploaded by    Alpha Trion
Score:
244
 
 Not A Bot: "I guess that's enough kibble, but my coca-cola dispensor is tapped out."
 On Spec: As good as the more conventional method of CPR which is between 92% and 95% unsuccessful.
Image 266806   09-11-18   Uploaded by    generic
Score:
299
 
 tiffany: Commas and periods go inside quote marks. "Delicious," you think. "What a drink."
 HairyNips: Coca Cola Corporation own Innocent drinks, so maybe not so innocent what with all the murders and all.
 SunWukong: I used to work for these arseholes.
Image 266805   09-11-18   Uploaded by    Crim Tender
Score:
486
 
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Image 266804   09-11-18   Uploaded by    Toasted Taco Brunchito
Score:
371
 
 Not A Bot: Remember kids, NEVER pass up an opportunity to have fun with rabies!
 sparename: The Lion, The Witch And The ThunderBox
 aoaoaoao: Comment in poor taste self-redacted
 Passive: That happy mask salesman impression is spot on
 Amy Housewine: It could be both.
Image 266803   09-11-18   Uploaded by    badger
Score:
190
 
 Shay: Go fork yourself.
 Spazstatic: @Passive those with clean forks and those that know better.
 Passive: There are two kinds of people in America...
 Amy Housewine: bzzzt
Image 266802   09-11-18   Uploaded by    Sprinkles
Score:
144
 
 DrNinjaman: Passing a pleasure stone is not as much fun as it sounds
 Prostata: it's awesome quacks can make whatever crazy-ass health "clams" about their product without having to prove a damned thing.
 Amy Housewine: Oh for the day when I am admitted to the clestial haven.
Image 266801   09-11-18   Uploaded by    lolnotrly
Score:
403
 
 Mr Bleak: @cishet Pappa Johns?
 Amy Housewine: That dog has the expression usually seen when someone happens to catch a photo of a child coincidentally sideways at a lady's cleavage.
Image 266800   09-11-18   Uploaded by    Tiny Butt
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