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268866  Korrok: I'm okay with this.

268801  wolfpk: Looks like the neighbor just lit his barbecue.

268805  wolfpk: Not all heroes ware capes.

268865  dangerkeith3000: Okay this made me laugh on the inside.

268811  wolfpk: Take a deep breath... (five minutes later) Ok, you can stop any time!

268869  dangerkeith3000: You know! For kids!

268870  dangerkeith3000: Next time it won't be a finger. Gotcha.

268813  wolfpk: Long overdue for a bath!

268844  dangerkeith3000: He's about to show Jack his lumber.

268820  wolfpk: @Mad Collager I figured it was something like that. I am surprised some idiot hasn't tried to jump in.

268845  dangerkeith3000: CLOACA

268838  BavidDowie: you're home early

268851  BavidDowie: This goat masquerading as a tiny cow

268859  BavidDowie: Dreaming of Kung Fu

268864  BavidDowie: 8-3

268855  wolfpk: I can't blame him. I would probably conk out too if I had to sit through that!

268858  wolfpk: *to people not in the room.

268860  Teechur: Favorite scene from Christmas Vacation

268861  wolfpk: Unless you are a horse, your tongue must really raw!

268842  Not A Bot: *Mario growing noise*

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268624 Shay: @Dr. Bathroom Oh damn, I remember watching that abortion special with Charlton Heston on late night TV and gave me the hibbie jibbies.

268477 logono: I remember this level of Space Harrier

268710 antipatterns: Other cops include: judges, army guys, teachers, hr people, and your mom and dad

268539 Mr. Whiskers: Im going to stop beating jokes to death in online comments

268730 Not A Bot: don't look at me, I'm irrelevant

268707 Side Boob: Can I leave the girl in the shelter, or do I have to adopt them together?

268611 fanny: yeah the content outweighs the upload/username combo for me too... bad @Felicity

268687 raditzu: Party Hard

268497 Scoo: murica.jpg

268713 WannaBee: Nice buns, hun.

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11. MrBoffo: 1488 points
12. poetrysucks: 1470 points
13. Sydney: 1447 points
14. ChubbyBuddy: 1384 points
15. blablabla: 1363 points
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 Jaunty Shrimp: Yet they serve Frogs on a daily basis
 Passive: Denny's has better pancakes and doesn't cost like fourteen dollars a short stack
 square44: thanks, management. Thanagement.
 Mad Collager: In unrelated news, my former wife wanted to open a pancake place that only catered to the physically disabled. She was going to call it the I Dont Hop.
 tib gubb: this seems like it may be a bad business decision
 addend: Beer and whiskey still okay?
 wolfpk: So, you are not planning on staying open all night anymore?
 Nope: Fine I'll go to FUCKING DENNY'S!!!!!!
 Minnesotan: anybody running a restaurant who doesn't understand stoners are the best customers doesn't deserve their custom
 Scoo: It's going to get awful lonely at 3am in there...
 Sadbot: I'm only okay with this if they also don't serve the overly Axed, cigarette stanky, and BO sweatlords
 Urn BooUrn: They are shooting themselves in the foot with this one.
 Mexico: Guest and Strong Marijuana Odor may eat by themselves, but never together.
Image 263357   08-20-18   Uploaded by    Murm Gungus
 werterland: *Planet Express ship voice* a cuddly baby tapir!
 Mad Collager: @a robot @Annoying Vegan Are tapired dogs quicker because theyre more aerodynamic?
 Annoying Vegan : @a robot Is that the breed of dog that this is?
 a robot: Baby tapir has not yet lost his pajama-like coat :3
Image 263356   08-20-18   Uploaded by    jadensmith
 ignatz: Sooo.. Everybody
Image 263355   08-20-18   Uploaded by    clueful
 Robespierre: This cone porn is weird
 Kaviri: Plain Sugar Waffle Pine is my Zero 7 cover band.
 Annoying Vegan : Traffic
 Knice: I like cone.
 addend: "2 scoops of mint chip on a pinecone."
 FabricMan: Ocular
 Psymon: Gives a distinct nutty flavor
 ignatz: Shame
Image 263354   08-20-18   Uploaded by    static xyz
 Warrax: Mass extinction? Oh puh-lese.
 Sandor: Reenactment of the first "Kick Me" sign
 Mexico: *harmonizing ohs*
Image 263353   08-20-18   Uploaded by    conner
 Passive: *no added sugar
 tib gubb: about as honest with me as my ex
 Solemn: Dreams.
 a robot: Sugar. The bags are free. Someone messed up the labels, they should have said "sugar: free"
 Mexico: LIES
 FabricMan: Coke
Image 263352   08-20-18   Uploaded by    blablabla
 Kaviri: Tobias Funke.
 SuedeOxford: This is pretty much me naked: bright white and spherical
 Springbok: @Springbok On that note, I love tits.
 Springbok: Japanese Long-tailed Tit
Image 263351   08-20-18   Uploaded by    Snow Plow
 Springbok: f f f fuck
 FabricMan: I just noticed "hit that mezzoforte like"
 KingTrebek: Wow Gangnam style is so different from how I remember
 E. HONDA: Huh, "Gangnam Style" is a waltz ... how about that
 a sedated moose: Uh oh, we're in deep fried spicy meme territory with this one.
 FabricMan: Is this what Psy was singing in Korean?
 qweenlaqueefa: I played the oboe. But I never wore no crocs!
Image 263350   08-20-18   Uploaded by    nimbus
Image 263349 is unbelievably bad (score -3) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by mission2mars. We'll pray for you, mission2mars.
 Mr Bleak: That is exactly what I expect from a cat scan.
 ignatz: I'd be much less intimidated if they called it a kitty scan..
Image 263348   08-20-18   Uploaded by    gggina
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