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268739  MrBoffo: This either is, or is based on, a Kliban cartoon that appeared in the National Lampoon in the mid-'70s.

268775  ChubbyBuddy: looks like a solution to me

268766  square44: "it's half past and" ...and what?

268764  Annoying Vegan : You can do this, Earl. Pick a pocket, buy mudcrabs, eat like a king. Youre a pelican, not a pelicant.

268006  Mr Bleak: @Mad Collager This is what happens when you feed Minions after midnight.

268719  Winterneuro: *grabs his walker* yes! I can finally set that a- hole neighbors house on fire. I will have my revenge!

268760  ignatz: Esc.

268740  ignatz: @lecj07 I'll bep urple again one da..

268749  El hefe: Are those eyes blue?

268753  Knice: Bad-votrogen.

268756  Knice: They said fuck you.

268757  Knice: Temporary holding

268765  Not A Bot: Is that Tina from Bob's Burgers?

268747  Annoying Vegan : Banana bread sounds pretty good right now

268758  FabricMan: Examination: Failed

268758  Fiveninety: close enough

268757  antipatterns: other puppy for scale

268753  Mr. Butt: Omfg

268756  Nothing: Did you say please?

268710  antipatterns: Other cops include: judges, army guys, teachers, hr people, and your mom and dad

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2. a robot
3. tib gubb
4. Not A Bot
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8. Annoying Vegan
9. Side Boob
10. Dr Awkward



The top ten most commented-on images today:

268405 Felicity: Beautiful dress. And with gloves! Rad

268707 Side Boob: Can I leave the girl in the shelter, or do I have to adopt them together?

268477 Felicity: I remember this level of Space Harrier

268713 WannaBee: Nice buns, hun.

268610 Felicity: @WannaBee hug

268710 antipatterns: Other cops include: judges, army guys, teachers, hr people, and your mom and dad

268730 Not A Bot: don't look at me, I'm irrelevant

268624 Shay: @Dr. Bathroom Oh damn, I remember watching that abortion special with Charlton Heston on late night TV and gave me the hibbie jibbies.

268539 Mr. Whiskers: Im going to stop beating jokes to death in online comments

268687 addend: (Sits down & celebrates.)



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moogerator uploaded 268274 (799 points)
fisto uploaded 268258 (776 points)
VeeKay uploaded 268432 (745 points)
Shay uploaded 268444 (744 points)
Zaxxoff uploaded 268481 (732 points)
E. HONDA uploaded 268480 (728 points)
Cyka uploaded 268401 (725 points)
Relp uploaded 268554 (719 points)
foreversmug uploaded 268397 (716 points)


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 3. Side Boob: 2490 points
 4. Murm Gungus: 2210 points
 5. VeeKay: 1769 points
 6. MrBoffo: 1711 points
 7. Shay: 1630 points
 8. Zaxxoff: 1580 points
 9. CompletelyJoking: 1566 points
10. dangerkeith3000: 1543 points
11. wordjones: 1506 points
12. frenk: 1499 points
13. poetrysucks: 1440 points
14. amputator: 1421 points
15. beyardo: 1415 points
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 Robespierre: Take the quiz and get offers.
 dangerkeith3000: So the internet IS a series of tubes!
 grizzly: @ignatz God's work
 VoR: A future not far from now. Commute via the Internet.
Image 263299   08-20-18   Uploaded by    ignatz
Score:
331
 
 tib gubb: yep. people are fucked up. that's what happens when you don't have any dragons to fight
 Bluetocracy: Dihydrogen Monoxide isn't so silent when you can't get your toilet to stop running.
 Otterman: @dangerkeith3000 You spelled "Pennsylvania Catholic Dioceses" oddly.
 dangerkeith3000: AT least if the pedos are in a gang they'll all be wearing the same colors so you'll know to watch out.
Image 263298   08-20-18   Uploaded by    tears as lube
Score:
449
 
 tib gubb: is it self aware? that's all i wanna know
 a robot: Nice Canadian Tuxedo
 Python77: Challenge Accepted!
 Korrok: Korrok approves.
 Scoo: In 5.1 Surround Sound!
 Robespierre: Any minute now these three will be partying with Cardi B and the Kardashians.
 Uncle Phil: If you can shart six feet in the air without getting wet, you get no down payment.
 VoR: This was shit. Sorry "Shart"
 dangerkeith3000: I looked up this movie and it's not as cool as I thought it would be. The Hindi word "shart" translates approximately to "challenge" in English.
 Knice: I'd guess the one on the right. That's a rather shartly tilt she's got.
Image 263297   08-20-18   Uploaded by    Mexico
Score:
315
 
 a robot: I love you, sweet friend!
Image 263296   08-20-18   Uploaded by    Annoying Vegan
Score:
592
 
 Teechur: I don't always fits in a box. But when I do, I sits.
 a robot: Kitty is just biding his time, planning the murder
 Peter Pantsless: LOS GATOS SON SIMPATICOS
 Dresdenkeogh: Ai Dios meow
Image 263295   08-20-18   Uploaded by    BabyVaccine
Score:
419
 
No one else has dared to comment. Will you?
Image 263294   08-20-18   Uploaded by    brutal
Score:
246
 
 Science: @Bohab: I'm pretty sure that, at this time, the wife's satisfaction was not a concern
 piranharama: Quantity of obelisks over quality.
 tib gubb: i've definitely felt some self reproach after sleeping with some of the people that i have
 KingTrebek: Too bad married sex and masturbation are mutually exclusive huh
 FireBreathingMarmot: Wow that's some climax. I gotta find this book.
 Side Boob: Masturbators save time!
 VeeKay: Don't wank shame me asshole
 Fiveninety: where's the 'abnormal' obelisk?
 Python77: Not "self" reproach. Religious Institutional reproach, maybe, if they find out.
 antipatterns: check out this normal asshole over heeee
 Bohab: If your entire "coitus" is only 2/3rds the length of your "climax" I'm not sure how your wife is getting "satisfaction"
 UltraBeverly: These dildos have funny words on them.
 Dr Awkward: @dangerkeith3000 That's not what the other people in the elevator told me.
 dangerkeith3000: If you feel guilty after you masturbate, you're doing it wrong.
Image 263293   08-20-18   Uploaded by    E. HONDA
Score:
276
 
 Warrax: I love skulls!
 wolfpk: How about #261373
 Amy Housewine: @fanny Ha ha! I bet you're right, that must have been the secret message behind it all.
 fanny: @Amy Housewine don't forget the other 495 steps!
 dangerkeith3000: Sometimes it's worth it.
 Amy Housewine: You must go through all of these steps to join the inner circle of @luxuslurch
 sparenamelaptopdied: It should also say "never smile"
 Peter Pantsless: Don't kink shame
Image 263292   08-20-18   Uploaded by    petunias
Score:
416
 
Image 263291   08-20-18   Uploaded by    PissedOff
Score:
331
 
 Spazstatic: @dangerkeith3000 you have the perfect name for that comment.
 dangerkeith3000: "Danger Scone" is the best song on their soundtrack, imho.
 whiplash: I feel the need...the need to feed
 Robespierre: 6-digit phone number? Whatever!
Image 263290   08-20-18   Uploaded by    demonius
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