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268875  FormerLurker: Plot twist: she did.

268856  lecj07: Taco flavored keeses

268856  lecj07: Taco flavored keeses

268864  lecj07: He heard the starman.

268869  KingTrebek: To work there you have to learn to hula hoop while peeing

268876  Springbok: What happened to her face? Jesus Christ.

268885  drhenry: Mission failed. We'll get 'em next time.

268858  barfolomew: I been livin most of my life

268870  FormerLurker: @dangerkeith3000 thats a good way to get bit.

268862  Not A Bot: Lay ee odl lay ee odl lay hee hoo

268871  dangerkeith3000: hahahaha

268865  White Rice: Oh shit waddup?

268853  trelyate: a cat that hides its butthole? would adopt

268866  Korrok: I'm okay with this.

268801  wolfpk: Looks like the neighbor just lit his barbecue.

268805  wolfpk: Not all heroes ware capes.

268865  dangerkeith3000: Okay this made me laugh on the inside.

268811  wolfpk: Take a deep breath... (five minutes later) Ok, you can stop any time!

268869  dangerkeith3000: You know! For kids!

268870  dangerkeith3000: Next time it won't be a finger. Gotcha.

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268710 antipatterns: Other cops include: judges, army guys, teachers, hr people, and your mom and dad

268730 Not A Bot: don't look at me, I'm irrelevant

268610 snipdawg: @WannaBee hug

268477 logono: I remember this level of Space Harrier

268624 Shay: @Dr. Bathroom Oh damn, I remember watching that abortion special with Charlton Heston on late night TV and gave me the hibbie jibbies.

268497 Scoo: murica.jpg

268687 raditzu: Party Hard

268611 fanny: yeah the content outweighs the upload/username combo for me too... bad @Felicity

268539 Mr. Whiskers: Im going to stop beating jokes to death in online comments

268713 WannaBee: Nice buns, hun.



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Score:
246
 
 Science: @Bohab: I'm pretty sure that, at this time, the wife's satisfaction was not a concern
 piranharama: Quantity of obelisks over quality.
 tib gubb: i've definitely felt some self reproach after sleeping with some of the people that i have
 KingTrebek: Too bad married sex and masturbation are mutually exclusive huh
 FireBreathingMarmot: Wow that's some climax. I gotta find this book.
 Side Boob: Masturbators save time!
 VeeKay: Don't wank shame me asshole
 Fiveninety: where's the 'abnormal' obelisk?
 Python77: Not "self" reproach. Religious Institutional reproach, maybe, if they find out.
 antipatterns: check out this normal asshole over heeee
 Bohab: If your entire "coitus" is only 2/3rds the length of your "climax" I'm not sure how your wife is getting "satisfaction"
 UltraBeverly: These dildos have funny words on them.
 Dr Awkward: @dangerkeith3000 That's not what the other people in the elevator told me.
 dangerkeith3000: If you feel guilty after you masturbate, you're doing it wrong.
Image 263293   08-20-18   Uploaded by    E. HONDA
Score:
276
 
 Warrax: I love skulls!
 wolfpk: How about #261373
 Amy Housewine: @fanny Ha ha! I bet you're right, that must have been the secret message behind it all.
 fanny: @Amy Housewine don't forget the other 495 steps!
 dangerkeith3000: Sometimes it's worth it.
 Amy Housewine: You must go through all of these steps to join the inner circle of @luxuslurch
 sparenamelaptopdied: It should also say "never smile"
 Peter Pantsless: Don't kink shame
Image 263292   08-20-18   Uploaded by    petunias
Score:
416
 
Image 263291   08-20-18   Uploaded by    PissedOff
Score:
331
 
 Spazstatic: @dangerkeith3000 you have the perfect name for that comment.
 dangerkeith3000: "Danger Scone" is the best song on their soundtrack, imho.
 whiplash: I feel the need...the need to feed
 Robespierre: 6-digit phone number? Whatever!
Image 263290   08-20-18   Uploaded by    demonius
Score:
474
 
 copunter: ignore the ever-growing slick of soot and grime that surrounds me. i am of the waterfowl
 dangerkeith3000: This reminds me it's time to refill my prescriptions.
 Not A Bot: Weird AL always seemed to me like he'd be a good friend.
 Robespierre: Got us a floater
Image 263289   08-20-18   Uploaded by    Fiasco
Image 263288 is unbelievably bad (score 0) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by Admiral Alan. We'll pray for you, Admiral Alan.
Score:
327
 
 Mr Bleak: #mMooToo
 tib gubb: 'cow raping rampage' is a good band name
 addend: There's an obelisk about this somewhere.
 Shay: Now I dont have to tell you good folks whats been happening in our beloved little town. Sheriff murdered, crops burned, stores looted, people stampeded, and cattle raped. The time has come to act, and act fast. Im leaving.
 Prostata: that's not even a good photochop. these 'world news daily report' links are funny but they're not even really trying anymore
 dangerkeith3000: @a sedated moose You need to tell your kind to knock this crap off.
 a sedated moose: Gross.
 Dr Awkward: Same
 sparename: "Moooooose"
Image 263287   08-20-18   Uploaded by    Lemonator
Score:
531
 
 Mr Bleak: I was bitten by a radioactive teddy bear, but the super powers I got are restricted to cuddles.
 Science: @Shay: That's because that was the only one that tanked.
 dangerkeith3000: @Shay Yeah I wish he had learned sooner. But at least Mariska Hargatay had a cameo in that one.
 a robot: @dangerkeith3000 @Shay His finest performance is still when he was the most awkward person on the planet while standing next Kanye West talking about how George Bush doesn't care about black people
 Shay: @dangerkeith3000 It was Love Guru where he finally got the point and suffered severe depression for making horrible movies.
 dangerkeith3000: The Cat in the Hat was a horrible movie and Mike Myers should feel bad for making it. But he doesn't.
 Robespierre: This rebus is weird.
Image 263286   08-20-18   Uploaded by    Dank Means
Score:
639
 
 Spazstatic: Beans, beans, the musical fruit, the more you eat, the more the cat tries to claw your face off.
 trelyate: I didn't knock over the vase. Scout's honor.
 Robespierre: How-do, stranger?
Image 263285   08-20-18   Uploaded by    hexxx
Score:
539
 
 VeeKay: My full collection of feline taxidermy heads is breath taking.
Image 263284   08-20-18   Uploaded by    firesoup
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