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268830  grizzly: For the glory of Satan, of course!

268838  Not A Bot: Cat does not look happy with that description, but is taking it in stride.

268837  Felicity: Reminds me of that summer I was so poor all I had to eat in the kitchen was cake decorations that looked like these

268795  a robot: @hajjpodge Ms. Kitty sounds awesome :3 My cat will also play fetch sometimes and it's great

39317  WannaBee: Return #268836

268836  WannaBee: Is this #39317?

268824  Felicity: Remember Mac evangelism?

268831  Felicity: I'm in the black lodge...with...dog...Cooper

268822  a robot: *causes traffic accident waving at Wolfie*

268833  Felicity: What

268826  a robot: Subversive cross stitch! I have this book

268830  a robot: Doesn't matter, got petted

268833  a robot: Yahoo Serious Film Festival

268747  a robot: @Side Boob Ovenception

268830  Sage: He just looks so proud of himself.

268784  Dreforian: Every rose has its brown mustard

268785  Dreforian: "I believe you have my stapler"

268829  square44: toblekorne

268822  BavidDowie: checks out

268828  bug: I hope you choose to dance with a strap-on.

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2. MrBoffo
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5. tib gubb
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7. Annoying Vegan
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9. Side Boob
10. Knice



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268710 antipatterns: Other cops include: judges, army guys, teachers, hr people, and your mom and dad

268539 Mr. Whiskers: Im going to stop beating jokes to death in online comments

268687 raditzu: Party Hard

268713 WannaBee: Nice buns, hun.

268707 Side Boob: Can I leave the girl in the shelter, or do I have to adopt them together?

268611 fanny: yeah the content outweighs the upload/username combo for me too... bad @Felicity

268477 logono: I remember this level of Space Harrier

268497 Scoo: murica.jpg

268610 snipdawg: @WannaBee hug

268624 Shay: @Dr. Bathroom Oh damn, I remember watching that abortion special with Charlton Heston on late night TV and gave me the hibbie jibbies.



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VeeKay uploaded 268432 (745 points)
Shay uploaded 268444 (744 points)
Zaxxoff uploaded 268481 (732 points)
E. HONDA uploaded 268480 (728 points)
Cyka uploaded 268401 (725 points)
Relp uploaded 268554 (719 points)
foreversmug uploaded 268397 (716 points)
zoe uploaded 268665 (708 points)
bubbles uploaded 268370 (696 points)
mark64 uploaded 268339 (686 points)
CompletelyJoking uploaded 268387 (682 points)


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 2. Annoying Vegan : 3777 points
 3. Side Boob: 2542 points
 4. Murm Gungus: 2239 points
 5. Zaxxoff: 1776 points
 6. MrBoffo: 1773 points
 7. VeeKay: 1769 points
 8. Shay: 1658 points
 9. CompletelyJoking: 1566 points
10. dangerkeith3000: 1543 points
11. frenk: 1499 points
12. beyardo: 1452 points
13. amputator: 1446 points
14. poetrysucks: 1440 points
15. Sydney: 1356 points
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Score:
292
 
 Mr Bleak: @Shay That's the same difference as wanking to a porn vid, or actually attending the orgy.
 Shay: Can't you just go to your local library and rent a copy of "The Miracle of Birth" on DVD?
 wolfpk: Increase your odds of someone saying yes by offering to share the mushrooms.
 trelyate: I usually just watch Adult Swim's Off the Air when I want to see something crazy while tripping
 dangerkeith3000: If the baby is stillborn she technically has to give them the money back.
 a sedated moose: Now *THAT'S* Craigslist!
 Dr Awkward: "respectful"
 FabricMan: This ad may be more effective than years of "just say no," DARE, and mandatory testing of 5th graders.
 ignatz: You won't be able to speak to your mums for a while..
Image 263281   08-20-18   Uploaded by    reagan
Image 263280 is unbelievably bad (score 0) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by humanfog. We'll pray for you, humanfog.
Score:
617
 
 Warrax: Butterfinger.
 WannaBee: It is me Dr. Venture, The Monarch!
 trelyate: and then it whispered to me, "Bring back 80's speed metal."
 VoR: As the butterfly injects its venom, the victims blood starts to solidify.
Image 263279   08-20-18   Uploaded by    badger
Score:
447
 
 Not A Bot: this is both cool and sad
Image 263278   08-20-18   Uploaded by    IM AN ASSHOLE
Score:
251
 
 tib gubb: @Dresdenkeogh can't do that these days, too many cameras
 Dresdenkeogh: "Or we could rough up an innocent black guy? "
Image 263277   08-20-18   Uploaded by    livelovebarf
Score:
91
 
 Dr Awkward: Hmm... weird. My google search didn't come up with any results.
 Dr Awkward: Gluten free cupcake recipe
Image 263276   08-20-18   Uploaded by    midgetcastle
Score:
395
 
 Wolfy21: hell yeah
 Robespierre: The Stealth Angel Outdoor & Urban Survival ads belong in the back of a Richie Rich comic - "All this for $19.95"
 Dresdenkeogh: @chelseachels its a twenty hour flight and the only non-adam-sandler film is Gigli. Trust me you got the better deal
Image 263275   08-20-18   Uploaded by    rustedpeace
Score:
834
 
 dangerkeith3000: Somebody just watched a live birth.
 Robespierre: @Peter Pantsless The Shadow knew.
 VeeKay: Damn soot sprites
 Robespierre: @Christina I can dream...
 Peter Pantsless: Huh. Who knew tribbles had eyes?
 Christina: @Robespierre You're on magic mushrooms.
 Prostata: he's seen some shit
 Robespierre: You're travelling through another dimension, a dimension not only of sight and sound but of mind; a journey into a wondrous land whose boundaries are that of imagination. That's the signpost up ahead - your next stop, the Critter Zone
Image 263274   08-20-18   Uploaded by    goldman sachs
Score:
841
 
 VoR: Evil walks behind you..
 Christina: When your shadow has eyes.
 Robespierre: R = Blinky
Image 263273   08-20-18   Uploaded by    Religion X
Score:
252
 
 Science: *"Immigrant Song" intensifies*
 Jabberwikket: How would he do against The Shoveler? (Someone call William H Macy quick! )
 tib gubb: this is what carpenters actually believe
 mwoody: He's weirdly scarier. Like, this is a mofo who will mess you up.
 AdaMan: They did a TV show of this called the Almighty Johnsons
 VoR: cricket BATMAN
 VoR: Super(soaker)man
 Dr Awkward: Imagine Ironman but with like... a regular clothes iron
 Joseph: He would still fuck your shit up, so voted rad.
 Robespierre: Entering heavy rotation in 3 ... 2 ... 1 ...
Image 263272   08-20-18   Uploaded by    Lemon Rage
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