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273701  dobbiesdoogs: "someone farted. oh yeah, it was me"

273698  Not A Bot: You also just said "student" not "the boy in the back"

273684  Fiveninety: i remember asking this question when i was 4. are you 4?

273697  Scoo: UNSUBSCRIBE

273700  Scoo: Yawn, let me know when it's Fourteen El Presidente Margaritas At Chili's

273699  WTF: "Just kill me already."

273688  tib gubb: huh, i didn't get nearly that much help when my computer acted up

273699  tib gubb: "a... a... anime was a mistake..."

273675  weed poop: Never thought that the call center guy was also simultaneously driving a cab

273696  some guy : Meowlbert Einstein

273685  sir toke a lot: I'ma cut you puppymonkeybaby

273690  hajjpodge: Suddenly I have a favorite store.

273687  WTF: Mr. Freeze finally got him.

273691  Greifer: OVLOV i get it whuahaha

273686  sparename: "That's an incredible story." said the priest. "Is there no way of reversing this spell that the witch has cast upon you?." "Yes" said the frog, "It is said, that if a nice kind person would pick me up, take me home and give me food & warmth, with a good nights sleep I would wake up a boy once again." "Today's your lucky day!" said the priest, and picked up the frog and took him home. The priest gave the frog lots of food, placed him by the fire and at bedtime put the frog on the pillow beside him. When the priest awoke, he saw the 11-year-old Choirboy beside him in bed. And that my lord is the case for the Defense....

273693  Sage: @dobbiesdoogs Poirot keeps his moustaches expertly trimmed and groomed, thank you very much!

273686  sparename: One fine sunny morning, a priest took a walk in the local forest. He had been walking by the small stream when he noticed a sad, sad looking frog sitting on a toadstool. "What's wrong with you?" said the priest. "Well," said the frog, "the reason I am so sad on this fine day is because I wasn't always a frog." "Really!" said the priest. "Can you explain?" "Once upon a time I was an 11 year old Choir boy at the local church. I too was walking through this forest when I was confronted by the wicked witch of the forest. 'Let me pass!' I yelled, but to no avail. She called me a cheeky little boy and with a flash of her wand, turned me into this frog you see before you."..

273695  Mr. Butt: PEPPA IS LIFE.

273702  betamax: He looks slightly moist

273691  SuedeOxford: @ignatz BTCC fan

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273352 Sadbot: @SuedeOxford A search string that does not disappoint

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273408 Dr Awkward: @DrNinjaman @Bob #201031 #262668 #180815 is a start. I actually mentioned goat yoga in one of those pictures. I need to post more goat pictures

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 a robot: @FabricMan Or #263346??
 AdaMan: I feel like lawful neutral and true neutral should switch.
 trelyate: this makes cats Neutral Evil. Sounds about right
 Mad Collager: Take this easy quiz to see what kind of TP roll you are!
 dangerkeith3000: Chaotic Good and sometimes true neutral.
 FabricMan: So where does a bidet fit in all of this?
 Not A Bot: Lincoln Logs ver. 1809.2.12
 MamboNumber6: This explains so much
Image 263260   08-20-18   Uploaded by    Big Bong Theory
Score:
247
 
 Passive: Oh they found Jerry, all right. Lost in a Lowe's for the past 6 weeks, collapsed in aisle 12. Ironic. He died in the self-help section.
 MabelSyrup: Soon to be the site of a free floating full torso vaporous apparition
 Mad Collager: Yes, Inspector, this is the position we found the exhausted, sleep-deprived student in.
 Robespierre: Your floor could use a mop, then.
 Scoo: @tacticaljay The library
Image 263259   08-20-18   Uploaded by    ShamWOW
Score:
650
 
 addend: 600 dpi.
 dangerkeith3000: rad
 Dr Awkward: This was actually quite helpful
Image 263258   08-20-18   Uploaded by    dingding
Score:
190
 
 mwoody: All the answers? I only see D.
 Mad Collager: @Robespierre You are my idol! I hope someday to find a soulmate as good for me as your wife is for you. I also hope to be just as good for mine, though thats a taller order.
 Mad Collager: @dangerkeith3000 Me too! (He said, un-grammatically.)
 Joseph: Forget the exam, I'm kinda busy now..
 FormerLurker: Id go with the 6th choice.... all of the above.
 Robespierre: I'll pick none of them, thanks - my wife would effin' murder me. Besides, back when I was still able to post images you might have seen the pic of my wife up in our lemon tree - none of these could possibly be more desirable than she is in every way, even in her late 50s.
 dangerkeith3000: I tend to go for brunettes so I'll pick the one of the left, though they are all very nice.
 Off Topic: Clearly, if you find yourself in this situation; you've already made all of the right choices.
Image 263257   08-20-18   Uploaded by    alex
Score:
187
 
 Robespierre: I love playing PokemonNO
Image 263256   08-20-18   Uploaded by    Peddy Tenderglass
Score:
278
 
 Robespierre: "... the whole truth and nothing but the truth?" "BORKF"
 Korrok: Convenient....
 Christina: This dog has two computers but is not using any of them?
Image 263255   08-20-18   Uploaded by    Fast Sloth
Score:
325
 
 Robespierre: Dial me up, baby.
 AdaMan: Figure 1: Routers in the 1950s
 Butcherboy: Better than a bunch of left facing Ls crafty Russian bastards
 itskando: EEEEeeeeeeoowwwwEeeeeeEeEEEAANNNEeeoooTSCHHHHHHHHHKSCCHHHHHHHH
Image 263254   08-20-18   Uploaded by    charmander
Score:
76
 
 dangerkeith3000: Too soon.
Image 263253   08-20-18   Uploaded by    Semaphore
Score:
472
 
 Science: His running group was called "Sikhs in the City" (this is not a lie)
 trelyate: Netflix marathoners are the right group to target
 Dr Awkward: This is Fauja Singh. He was the first 100 year old to complete a marathon.
Image 263252   08-20-18   Uploaded by    Bitcoin Burglar
Score:
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 Bumbo Lungys: Shopped. The cat would be laying on the dog.
Image 263251   08-20-18   Uploaded by    HenryVIII
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