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268865  White Rice: Oh shit waddup?

268853  trelyate: a cat that hides its butthole? would adopt

268866  Korrok: I'm okay with this.

268801  wolfpk: Looks like the neighbor just lit his barbecue.

268805  wolfpk: Not all heroes ware capes.

268865  dangerkeith3000: Okay this made me laugh on the inside.

268811  wolfpk: Take a deep breath... (five minutes later) Ok, you can stop any time!

268869  dangerkeith3000: You know! For kids!

268870  dangerkeith3000: Next time it won't be a finger. Gotcha.

268813  wolfpk: Long overdue for a bath!

268844  dangerkeith3000: He's about to show Jack his lumber.

268820  wolfpk: @Mad Collager I figured it was something like that. I am surprised some idiot hasn't tried to jump in.

268845  dangerkeith3000: CLOACA

268838  BavidDowie: you're home early

268851  BavidDowie: This goat masquerading as a tiny cow

268859  BavidDowie: Dreaming of Kung Fu

268864  BavidDowie: 8-3

268855  wolfpk: I can't blame him. I would probably conk out too if I had to sit through that!

268858  wolfpk: *to people not in the room.

268860  Teechur: Favorite scene from Christmas Vacation

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268611 fanny: yeah the content outweighs the upload/username combo for me too... bad @Felicity

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 Mr Bleak: @Felicity ISO 8601 indeed - that way, time lines up nicely as well.
 jackthesmack: YYYY, MM, DD
 Spazstatic: @Whatever oooh, good point.
 dangerkeith3000: Year-Month-Day is best. Start general and get more specific.
 Annoying Vegan : I like medjool myself.
 Whatever: Trust me, yyyy-mm-did works best for folders in your pc if youre working on long term projects
 apoxia: Fuck yeah. All the way.
 Spazstatic: I like DDMMMYY or DDMMMYYYY which reduces the confusion even further. 19AUG18 or 19AUG2018
 charlemagne: @VoR I concur
 VoR: DD.MM.YY. Is also good. None of this MM.DD.YY.
 San DoDo: Nuff said
Image 263162   08-19-18   Uploaded by    agger gater
 dangerkeith3000: He should sleep more than 5.5 hours, too.
 Air Biscuit: Having a dog that likes running with you helps.
Image 263161   08-19-18   Uploaded by    Dominus Umbrae
 buffalo: Imgage
 E. HONDA: By the way, the early-2000s book by The Onion, "Our Dumb Century", has some extremely realistic looking fake old newspapers
 E. HONDA: The typography precludes any possible suspension of disbelief
 SuedeOxford: I decry any notion of a man's unsuitability for office when the gentle author cares not to refer to Mr. Webster's Diction-Book and learn the correct and most Godly spelling of the word "lewdness."
 WannaBee: @ignatz damn I wanted this to be real.
 ignatz: @WannaBee ..or at least not much in the few weeks since this was created ;)
 WannaBee: I really like this. Showing off humorous cat pictures, we haven't changed that much in 150 years.
Image 263160   08-19-18   Uploaded by    au bon pain
 Science: Old man from "Up" showing his true colors
 Robespierre: Thank you for coming to Lowes / Sit back, relax, and enjoy the show
 Whatever: Well someone has to convert all that beer to pee...
 Not A Bot: Aggrieved-gator, come for the butthorn, stay for the string theory gags
 Peter Pantsless: Smonke beers many day
Image 263159   08-19-18   Uploaded by    nimbus
 pusha p: I used to have that exact wastebasket!
 Whatever: Okay, who let the cat out of the bag and into the basket?
Image 263158   08-19-18   Uploaded by    drilldo
 tears as lube: Beetlejuice did the thing where he turned Kid Rock's regular outfit into a lightcoloured 1970s suit
 Robespierre: Couture by Farm 'n' Fleet
 Korrok: Korrok approves....
 FabricMan: Kid Rock is... Breaking Bad!
 SuedeOxford: @VoR before he got the funk
 VoR: Howard Moon?
 Nope: my name is Aduuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuulllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllttttttttttt Adult Contemporary
Image 263157   08-19-18   Uploaded by    shadebane
 Mr Bleak: Do not open your mouth.
 raditzu: and i thought MY job was bad...
 addend: "Stay in school."
 Whatever: Cow sex toys are big business
 Eleftheros: Clutch, put it in first, clutch, put it in reverse, clutch put it in first, clutch, put it in reverse, clutch, put it in
 Festis: so that's how they make milk
 San DoDo: Got to have a steady hand...
 ignatz: Occasionally wondered what the operator has to do exactly.. then regretted wondering
 SuedeOxford: Yes, that's why the cow has holes.
Image 263156   08-19-18   Uploaded by    gorilla
 Mr Bleak: Stealth drinks are even more expensive.
 dangerkeith3000: Maybe she is the designated driver.
 Spazstatic: @Nope she was hoping that it would get other people to buy her drinks and evidentially it did not.
 VoR: Drink on table should be whack offped out for credibility
 ignatz: The only cocktail allowed on St P day is a Black Velvet
 Nope: Poor girl can't even afford a shirt
Image 263155   08-19-18   Uploaded by    Sparkplug
 booger: @jochenau NP. I randomly happened to know this one because I had to write something about him in high school. He's known for two things painting women with a particular shade of red hair, and drawing a shelf for the subject's elbow to rest on, thereby giving a 3D effect, much like in "Garfield" comics
 jochenau: @Felicity Doh! Thanks for the correction.
 artfulcodger: @jochenau Titian
 Passive: When you think you lost your cellphone then feel it in your pocket
 Mr. Whiskers: This is "LOL OMG" by Italian master Giuseppe9000
 jochenau: This is one of several variations of The Penitent Magdalene painted by Titius, an Italian painter ca. 1560.
Image 263154   08-19-18   Uploaded by    ethernet
 vape station: Wolfcat
 raditzu: Once he gets in touch with someone, that someone's gonna have a really bad day.
 wolfpk: That is one pissed kitty!
 apoxia: The things I've seen
Image 263153   08-19-18   Uploaded by    twenty4
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