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268672  Shay: Nickelodeon and Cartoon Network were my babysitters for a good portion of the late 80s to mid 90s.

268543  Shay: @Mr. Whiskers Goldfinger.

268563  Shay: Dangit Bobbitus.

268574  Shay: *pffffffffOMP*

268578  Shay: Knife party!

268586  Shay: Today's weirdo item

268597  Shay: Must be a huge William Blake fan.

268650  charlemagne: @bug you can get a gun and tonic too. looks like an energy drink

268610  WannaBee: Me too @Felicity. I joined a gym and I spend about an hour and a half there almost every day. It helps keep me from wallowing in the self-pity and despair that I've been in for the past year.

268668  Annoying Vegan : @Shay PUT. THE CANDLE. BACK.

268670  SunWukong: When life gives you demons, make demonade.

268653  Not A Bot: Do Not Eat anything in that fridge

268664  SunWukong: Commenting.

268668  Shay: Looks like the scene in Young Frankenstein where Frau Blucher blocks the door *NNNNEEEEIIIIGGGHHHHH*

268665  a robot: Happy little squirrel

268668  a robot: We have something like this at work but it's just a shitty old wooden doorstop that someone wrote "Hodor" on with sharpie

268653  barfolomew: Tee hee

268665  barfolomew: I'm glad Bob Ross is getting the fame he always deserved. I'm just sad it's posthumous.

268668  barfolomew: Finally 3d printing has its killer app.

268562  Felicity: @Knice There's a lot to untuck here

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268282 copunter: DDT is safe! Democracy works!

268497 Scoo: murica.jpg

268539 Mr. Whiskers: Im going to stop beating jokes to death in online comments

268299 Side Boob: @sparenamelaptopdied Frasier has already left the building :P

268624 a robot: Based on the comments I think I am glad I missed this one

268323 alex: this made me vote rad @fanny

268386 Teechur: Maybe Saturn has gone vegan

268265 barfolomew: @AlexDeLarge word of mouth, I suppose.

268477 Felicity: I remember this level of Space Harrier

268318 Gomi Day: HEAR ANY GOOD JOKES, LATELY?!



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11. frenk: 1474 points
12. wordjones: 1425 points
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Score:
336
 
 Mr Bleak: Do not open your mouth.
 raditzu: and i thought MY job was bad...
 addend: "Stay in school."
 Whatever: Cow sex toys are big business
 Eleftheros: Clutch, put it in first, clutch, put it in reverse, clutch put it in first, clutch, put it in reverse, clutch, put it in
 Festis: so that's how they make milk
 San DoDo: Got to have a steady hand...
 ignatz: Occasionally wondered what the operator has to do exactly.. then regretted wondering
 SuedeOxford: Yes, that's why the cow has holes.
Image 263156   08-19-18   Uploaded by    gorilla
Score:
246
 
 Mr Bleak: Stealth drinks are even more expensive.
 dangerkeith3000: Maybe she is the designated driver.
 Spazstatic: @Nope she was hoping that it would get other people to buy her drinks and evidentially it did not.
 VoR: Drink on table should be whack offped out for credibility
 ignatz: The only cocktail allowed on St P day is a Black Velvet
 Nope: Poor girl can't even afford a shirt
Image 263155   08-19-18   Uploaded by    Sparkplug
Score:
333
 
 booger: @jochenau NP. I randomly happened to know this one because I had to write something about him in high school. He's known for two things painting women with a particular shade of red hair, and drawing a shelf for the subject's elbow to rest on, thereby giving a 3D effect, much like in "Garfield" comics
 jochenau: @Felicity Doh! Thanks for the correction.
 artfulcodger: @jochenau Titian
 Passive: When you think you lost your cellphone then feel it in your pocket
 Mr. Whiskers: This is "LOL OMG" by Italian master Giuseppe9000
 jochenau: This is one of several variations of The Penitent Magdalene painted by Titius, an Italian painter ca. 1560.
Image 263154   08-19-18   Uploaded by    ethernet
Score:
519
 
 vape station: Wolfcat
 raditzu: Once he gets in touch with someone, that someone's gonna have a really bad day.
 wolfpk: That is one pissed kitty!
 apoxia: The things I've seen
Image 263153   08-19-18   Uploaded by    twenty4
Image 263152 is unbelievably bad (score -3) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by butt poop. Boo, butt poop.
Score:
217
 
 Air Biscuit: Tieing your hair into a man bun over your bald spot is the new combover.
 ignatz: It's called fanaticism Look it up
 AlexDeLarge: @SuedeOxford man-buns, beards, pointy- toe shoes and skinny leg jeans are all in fashion because haircuts and fabric are expensive
 SuedeOxford: I typically don't talk to man-bun people. They're probably ok, but why take the chance?
Image 263151   08-19-18   Uploaded by    augustus
Score:
674
 
 Robespierre: Pouncing detected
Image 263150   08-19-18   Uploaded by    guccigucci
Score:
525
 
 Robespierre: Dunt uze dot tone wis mee, hyoomin - it hertz mye eerz
Image 263149   08-19-18   Uploaded by    Largehand
Score:
272
 
 Spazstatic: @Not A Bot that's not even that old of a comment!
 VoR: @Nope ah well. I daydream pretty heavily and then I have this place to distract me.
 Not A Bot: Yes, that's why the cow has holes.
 Nope: @VoR Temporary respite from the horrors of reality
 VoR: I actually don't understand why people like drugs. This makes pic makes me have less respect for them.
Image 263148   08-19-18   Uploaded by    watwatwat
Score:
329
 
 Staida: Welcome... to FALLOPIA!
 crappypants: Coooobraaaaa
 Whatever: Whats that Pokmon?
 ChubbyBuddy: this is doing something to my funoodle
 StuporFly: Cervix with a smile. now someone throw something at me...
 Yam: Stay off my floatie - there's no womb
 sparename: Fallopian for business
Image 263147   08-19-18   Uploaded by    edvard
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