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268866  Korrok: I'm okay with this.

268801  wolfpk: Looks like the neighbor just lit his barbecue.

268805  wolfpk: Not all heroes ware capes.

268865  dangerkeith3000: Okay this made me laugh on the inside.

268811  wolfpk: Take a deep breath... (five minutes later) Ok, you can stop any time!

268869  dangerkeith3000: You know! For kids!

268870  dangerkeith3000: Next time it won't be a finger. Gotcha.

268813  wolfpk: Long overdue for a bath!

268844  dangerkeith3000: He's about to show Jack his lumber.

268820  wolfpk: @Mad Collager I figured it was something like that. I am surprised some idiot hasn't tried to jump in.

268845  dangerkeith3000: CLOACA

268838  BavidDowie: you're home early

268851  BavidDowie: This goat masquerading as a tiny cow

268859  BavidDowie: Dreaming of Kung Fu

268864  BavidDowie: 8-3

268855  wolfpk: I can't blame him. I would probably conk out too if I had to sit through that!

268858  wolfpk: *to people not in the room.

268860  Teechur: Favorite scene from Christmas Vacation

268861  wolfpk: Unless you are a horse, your tongue must really raw!

268842  Not A Bot: *Mario growing noise*

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268730 Not A Bot: don't look at me, I'm irrelevant

268497 Scoo: murica.jpg

268687 raditzu: Party Hard

268477 logono: I remember this level of Space Harrier

268713 WannaBee: Nice buns, hun.

268710 antipatterns: Other cops include: judges, army guys, teachers, hr people, and your mom and dad

268707 Side Boob: Can I leave the girl in the shelter, or do I have to adopt them together?

268624 Shay: @Dr. Bathroom Oh damn, I remember watching that abortion special with Charlton Heston on late night TV and gave me the hibbie jibbies.

268611 fanny: yeah the content outweighs the upload/username combo for me too... bad @Felicity

268539 Mr. Whiskers: Im going to stop beating jokes to death in online comments

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11. MrBoffo: 1488 points
12. poetrysucks: 1470 points
13. Sydney: 1447 points
14. ChubbyBuddy: 1384 points
15. blablabla: 1363 points
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 Fiveninety: you don't know me
 Robespierre: Dunno bout dat
 aoaoaoao: I'm not fat I'm a temporarily embarrassed thin person
 Unstableton: Why aren't my thumbnails an accurate preview of my body?
 Mr. Whiskers: Your mom's so fingernails chalkboards be dragging themselves against HER
 addend: (Has thin.)
 AlexDeLarge: @Mr. Butt 2-4-6-8, homer's crime was really great! Great, meaning large or immense; we use it in the pejorative sense!
 Bluetocracy: You are what you eat... Oh, so you ARE fingernails.
 Mr. Butt: Some words are both nouns and adjectives, depending on how you use them.
Image 263011   08-18-18   Uploaded by    sir toke a lot
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Image 263010   08-18-18   Uploaded by    professional
 Science: This is code for "We got shut down by the health department"
 dangerkeith3000: You can buy like 100 lbs of Ramen for a dollar. I don't see how it's a big deal.
 FormerLurker: @Whatever actually, in my experience, the corporate ones are even more diligent about not closing ever for any reason. If you have to 86 something thats really unique, so be it. But if you can still serve it, even at a financial loss, do it. Because if youre closed because youre out of food, you risk losing a repeat customer, and NO restaurant can survive without repeat customers. And if you have more than one store in an area, the MO is typically to borrow product from another store and order extras on your next truck from the distributor to pay back the other store.
 Whatever: @FormerLurker But if it is part of a franchise, they may be contractually required to buy supplies from their slavelords - I mean official supplier...
 Solemn: ...that's 'pounds' in weight, by the way.
 Solemn: @FormerLurker I can concur, for I had to help run a family member's restaurant once. I'd go out at least three times a day on a scooter to a grocery store 16 blocks away, buy 80 pounds' worth of food, then wheel it all the way back. It was grueling work, but profits went through the roof because we never ran out of supplies.
 FormerLurker: For the record, despite my criticisms, I still voted rad.
 FormerLurker: See, thats awesome that they literally ran out of everything... but as a former restaurant manager, I feel like what they shouldve done is go to the grocery store and pay full prices for more ingredients. Even the most unusual ingredients can typically be found at restaurant supply stores that are in even medium sized cities. As I always used to tell my staff, the customer is more valuable than the product. But hey, Im out of the restaurant industry now entirely, so its not my problem!
Image 263009   08-18-18   Uploaded by    twisty
 Robespierre: Bet it smells great in there
 addend: Joshua, age 32.
 Shay: And you see kids, this is why daddy drinks.
Image 263008   08-18-18   Uploaded by    vape station
 Knice: That's pretty rad, Joshua. :-)
Image 263007   08-18-18   Uploaded by    betamax
 antipatterns: just let me smoke my fucking weed - John Denver
Image 263006   08-18-18   Uploaded by    phil
 Bluetocracy: I want some part of our planet to really be a steampunk culture, so we can go there to visit.
 Side Boob: We're all here because we're not all there!
Image 263005   08-18-18   Uploaded by    MC Delta T
 VeeKay: Too much violets. Should have come with a warning.
 Bluetocracy: Critical fail on your walk roll. It's definitely a Monday.
Image 263004   08-18-18   Uploaded by    adeadcrab
 dangerkeith3000: Nana never was good at learning gang signs.
 El hefe: Oh, Carrot Top...
 Side Boob: Up yours, Blondie!
 addend: I'm the one in the blue jacket.
 Not A Bot: "Uncle Joe, I want my hair in a braid!" "Uh, OK"
Image 263003   08-18-18   Uploaded by    Cheesecake
 Mr Mumble: Protopizza
 sparename: So it's not 2 people running whilst on fire?
 addend: Mozzarella sticks? They're still good to eat.
 LurkedMoar: Mozzarella stucks
Image 263002   08-18-18   Uploaded by    celebgate
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