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269171  fanny: this live nativity is weird

269102  savvoy: I steal its breath while it sleeps

269174  fanny: I've been eating celery wrong :(

269174  bug: Where's the ring?

269178  Nope: She wishes the tops of her boobs were brains?

269111  Joseph: Try a bigger axe.

269177  Teechur: I wish these were brains

269178  Side Boob: Me too.

269160  Teechur: @Incubi I'll get old before I grow up.

269166  Teechur: I would like to have a capybara. But if I had one, I would have to get a goat. Because I would also like to have a goat.

269152  savvoy: When leg day is the most important day

269168  Teechur: @thecraftywolf @Shay The thumbprint on the lens

269185  Rembo Rompus: Made, poor thing looks hungry

269176  illBilliam: *Goes back to complain that they got my name wrong*

269152  illBilliam: Feels like I'm wearing nothing at all

269158  Shay: When he grows up, he'll be old.

269161  Shay: Rad for Blackadder.

269168  Shay: @thecraftywolf The woman or the cat?

269174  Shay: This actually happens in Hell.

269164  KyleisBobDole: New Studio Ghibli film is looking fantastic.

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3. tib gubb
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269081 MrBoffo: @dangerkeith3000 And add 30% to your cost for auto insurance!

268972 Side Boob: While you were working a shitty job to support your family, I studied the blade.

268830 ThoughtlessGentleman: @Teechur the dog looks great like you could hang out and get into whacky adventures.

268897 Teechur: A breaky fortune hoot.

269011 Science: "I am Gunnery Sgt. Hartman, your senior drill instructor. From now on you will speak only when spoken to, and the first and last words out of your filthy sewers will be 'Sir.' Do you maggots understand that?"

269111 Joseph: Try a bigger axe.

268954 Felicity: The Hidden 3

269116 thecraftywolf: @Annoying Vegan what about wasps and hornets?

268926 In The Pocket: Voted rad for this @jochenau...

268903 Felicity: @dangerkeith3000 It won't live up to all the buzz?

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sassysass uploaded 268889 (727 points)
Annoying Vegan uploaded 268811 (717 points)
zoe uploaded 268665 (708 points)
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eevee uploaded 268838 (689 points)

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10. poetrysucks: 1599 points
11. blablabla: 1464 points
12. glowstick: 1449 points
13. DogsRGreat: 1445 points
14. wolfskin: 1436 points
15. Punt Numbles: 1416 points
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 Passive: Touretts Guy, third grade
 dangerkeith3000: This is what "Song of the South" would have wanted.
 Springbok: Not as good as Buzz Lightyear who "cums in pies."
 grizzly: This is pretty great.
Image 262874   08-17-18   Uploaded by    zip file
 tib gubb: welp... guess it's time for a hard reset
 WannaBee: Thanks Obama.
 blue shoes: All the Flash video downloader extensions have stopped working, too. These are dark times
 sparename: Fotheringay did this in "The Man Who Could Work Miracles" and look what happened there..
 Nope: What do you mean unfortunately?
 Not A Bot: I can see the BAD in this but id like to think they finished the job after the pic was taken.
Image 262873   08-17-18   Uploaded by    grid
 addend: (Wobbles. Tips over.)
Image 262872   08-17-18   Uploaded by    PornoPedler
 Teechur: @dangerkeith3000 Yeah. I was watching the show with my kid. Yeesh.
 dangerkeith3000: @Teechur was that the one where he was talking about molestation?
 craftjunk: Don't punch down, Louis
 Teechur: His opening monologue on SNL was perhaps the cringiest thing I have ever seen.
 fanny: fuck you Louis.
 Nope: Stanhope said it first.
Image 262871   08-17-18   Uploaded by    eevee
 Fiveninety: @Spazstatic if you have a white or very light-colored shirt, yeah, i can see that actually helping. what's pictured doesn't look light-colored at all, though
 Spazstatic: @Fiveninety Ugh, I actually had to do this today. Not the butt part, but the grass in 98 degree weather. Also, it was actually 99 with a heat index of about 104. That being said, a lightweight, light colored, moisture wicking shirt pulled my sweat and evaporated it faster probably helping keep me cooler than if I had more skin directly exposed to the sun and sweat dripping instead of evaporating.
 professional: Well, not in public, but maybe someday if I really apply myself and work towards an awesome body
 a sedated moose: @Fiveninety Preach it!
 Teechur: @Fiveninety I'm guessing that wouldn't be the "dry heat" they talk about in Arizona.
 Fiveninety: i dunno.. ever mowed the lawn on a 98 degree day? know what 98 degrees is like? that's the temperature inside your butt. so go crawl up someone's butt (ask them first, of course) and mow the lawn in there and tell me you wanna keep your shirt on
Image 262870   08-17-18   Uploaded by    Scoo
 salmiakki: Where are the giant people holding it up?
 Teechur: The house is actually sliding into a sinkhole.
 fanny: wait I thought we took care of this a couple of months ago?
Image 262869   08-17-18   Uploaded by    myrealname
 avemaria: Actually, the floor does look a little like lava
 E. HONDA: As your attorney I advise you to take a hit out of the little brown bottle in my shaving kit.
 Scoo: Old video games had really rough textures
 Nope: The CIA torture rooms were an assault on the senses, no man, woman or child could stay in them for more than 5 minutes without cracking.
 sparename: "Then after I saw the fucking huge rat, I walked into a massive rock-thing and my whole world just turned upside-down.."
Image 262868   08-17-18   Uploaded by    jochenau
 tiffany: Rad for gloves
 UltraBeverly: Is this a serial killer clue?
 fanny: wait is that a potato? #262862
Image 262867   08-17-18   Uploaded by    waffles
 Zarathustra: Bat is short for batthew
 fisto: This reminds me of how Roger on 'American Dad!' used to call his hosts Staniel and Franiel
 a sedated moose: I chuckled too much at this
Image 262866   08-17-18   Uploaded by    DJSnoopMike
 addend: @FormerLurker Good Boy overdressed a little, but still looks a-peeling.
 FormerLurker: Whats with the bowtie?
Image 262865   08-17-18   Uploaded by    namaste
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