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268670  SunWukong: When life gives you demons, make demonade.

268653  Not A Bot: Do Not Eat anything in that fridge

268664  SunWukong: Commenting.

268668  Shay: Looks like the scene in Young Frankenstein where Frau Blucher blocks the door *NNNNEEEEIIIIGGGHHHHH*

268665  a robot: Happy little squirrel

268668  a robot: We have something like this at work but it's just a shitty old wooden doorstop that someone wrote "Hodor" on with sharpie

268653  barfolomew: Tee hee

268665  barfolomew: I'm glad Bob Ross is getting the fame he always deserved. I'm just sad it's posthumous.

268668  barfolomew: Finally 3d printing has its killer app.

268562  Felicity: @Knice There's a lot to untuck here

268568  Felicity: Purrka

268587  Felicity: Copper

268588  Felicity: @charlemagne For a moment I thought you meant Higgins's dogs

268590  Felicity: @fanny @Teechur Let's see whether Sarah Palin calls out Donald Trump for using it

268571  tib gubb: it's not like we don't have plenty of hookers to enjoy

268593  Felicity: Aah! It's the Thing!

268576  tib gubb: there was an incident near university of washington, some years back, where drunk college kids were fighting crime in costume with a rapier

268597  Felicity: @sylveon As read by Sally Kellerman in "Back to School"

268634  Shay: Martin Short is short.

268579  tib gubb: 3/10 people throw away their ticket

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10. Annoying Vegan



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268624 a robot: Based on the comments I think I am glad I missed this one

268539 Mr. Whiskers: Im going to stop beating jokes to death in online comments

268282 copunter: DDT is safe! Democracy works!

268323 alex: this made me vote rad @fanny

268299 Side Boob: @sparenamelaptopdied Frasier has already left the building :P

268265 barfolomew: @AlexDeLarge word of mouth, I suppose.

268497 Scoo: murica.jpg

268318 Gomi Day: HEAR ANY GOOD JOKES, LATELY?!

268477 Felicity: I remember this level of Space Harrier

268405 Felicity: Beautiful dress. And with gloves! Rad



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 6. Shay: 1583 points
 7. Zaxxoff: 1557 points
 8. dangerkeith3000: 1543 points
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10. frenk: 1474 points
11. Murm Gungus: 1461 points
12. wordjones: 1425 points
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14. Seven Eight Nine: 1417 points
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 tib gubb: i mean it's not wrong
 San DoDo: It's a DVD rewinder
 Hyphae: I find this both offensive and infinitely relatable. GF dumped me yesterday, so yay
 VoR: Ouch
 Robespierre: It Goes To Work For You(c)
 PenguinBartender: @Peter Pantsless @White Rice All weapons will be OSP.
 White Rice: @Peter Pantsless this is a sneaking mission.
 Peter Pantsless: But what if the one I love most is Metal Gear Solid?
Image 262811   08-17-18   Uploaded by    firesoup
Score:
59
 
 Butcherboy: I was so angry when I accidentally bought that movie thinking it was the first one @Felicity
 anonimos: @Butcherboy I didn't mind his beard in that movie, but his hair looked bad and the movie was bad. A MOTW episode for a movie, when you could have been giving us more mythology?!
 Spazstatic: Is this a face swap?
 Butcherboy: In one of the movies he did. Looked horrible @sparename
 sparename: Mulder grew a beard?
Image 262810   08-17-18   Uploaded by    namename
Score:
343
 
Don't just vote rad or bad - leave a comment below!
Image 262809   08-17-18   Uploaded by    bobby
Score:
511
 
 Mr Bleak: Supper time ... you distract him by peeing on the telly, and I'll grab the goodies.
Image 262808   08-17-18   Uploaded by    trucker
Score:
278
 
 addend: "No, YOU'RE a poopy-head!"
 wolfpk: Instructions unclear
Image 262807   08-17-18   Uploaded by    qazwsx
Score:
205
 
 MC Delta T: Or start every sentence with "So..."
 smusher: ... ? ...
 smusher: ... ...
 Robespierre: (pretentious dildos detected)
 addend: @Robespierre and...?
 jochenau: I find myself using ", orrr...?" quite a bit. As in, "Do you want me to put the preserved head collection in the living room, orrr...?"
 KingTrebek: I think the easiest way is probably the phallic shape
 Mr Bleak: How did I not know that ...
 San DoDo: ...
 Amy Housewine: The fact tht they both spend the entire third frame having to think about this obvious bait and punchline suggests that they both might be the teensiest bit slow. (...)
 Robespierre: In other words, one of the traits of pretentious dildos is the inability to finish a sentence.
 wolfpk: I... do... not... agree...
 Sadbot: I'm not dinner, I was just drawn that way
 Peter Pantsless: Well I guess that explains the term "stuck up"
 Greifer: meh...
Image 262806   08-17-18   Uploaded by    chelseachels
Score:
628
 
 poetrysucks: @Zarathustra RONNIE DOBBS RONNIE DOBBS
 Scoo: American Curls are so weeeeird
 Zarathustra: Puscifer
 Robespierre: Rad for matador hat
Image 262805   08-17-18   Uploaded by    HighCactus
Score:
617
 
 Mr Bleak: I have been ... and always shall be ... your friend. Live long ... and prosper.
 wolfpk: Hi kitty. Hi food.
 Amy Housewine: @Not A Bot Strangely relevant to the picture. But incorrect nevertheless.
 Not A Bot: Human children are better, just sayin
Image 262804   08-17-18   Uploaded by    Morpen Lungus
Score:
211
 
 BavidDowie: I'm sure she can scam men of any race
 Scoo: @Hyphae Can't just go scanning randomly. Gotta plan that shit!
 Robespierre: Lupita Screams - great song
 Hyphae: Plan the scans?
Image 262803   08-17-18   Uploaded by    Korrok
Score:
155
 
 Greifer: frech press mothafuckas
 VeeKay: When pre-schoolers attack
Image 262802   08-17-18   Uploaded by    obama
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