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268201  WTF: It gross me out even more to think what that looks like without the Oreo.

268176  Not A Bot: Assboats better not fart or they might sink.

268195  Shay: Frank Torres III owns a douche bag.

268202  Shay: That kid went on to play "Tied-Up Floating Dead Body #1" in Goodfellas.

268200  Felicity: I never thought of it like that before

268194  Shay: Telsa's lesser known dark side.

268177  Felicity: "Monsturd"

268177  Felicity: @kayjay Just don't click your heels together while pooing

268201  Knice: Double-chuff [vomit emoji]

267978  Side Boob: @ChubbyBuddy Its not all or nothing. Socialized medicine and UBIs arent the same as no private property rights. Private property is the cornerstone of personal liberty, and I dont believe you can have one without the other.

268189  FormerLurker: Theyre not wrong... 14 years in professional kitchens has taught me that the taller a meal is, the more impresssed people are. And if you leave negative space around the meal with your drizzle of sauce, it further accentuates the tallness of the meal.

267978  Side Boob: @ChubbyBuddy Your posts dont contain one crucial thing: Proof that your ideas work. Im not talking about social programs. Theres plenty of proof they work. Show me a communist / socialist government where people are better off than they are under a capitalist system. More to the point, show me a system that abolishes private property (remember thats what the argument is about) and still allows people liberty and self determination.

268195  FormerLurker: This boat, which stays outside near a lake, is covered in spiders, whose natural habitat is outside near a lake! Im SURE the owner intentionally covers his boats in spiders every morning! Im also sure he trained said wild spiders to crawl towards me after I jump into the water! Theres no way that this is all normal spider behavior and theres also no way Im exaggerating or biasing my observations based on prior expectations!

268198  Dresdenkeogh: Someone hire a trombone player to follow this dog around.

268174  trelyate: when you finally take that monster shit you've been holding in

268194  ThoughtlessGentleman: those piles of cocaine you could buy legally at this time had nothing to do with the hooker strangling either.

268206  phil: Lol thought it was a nipple on a hairy breast.

268189  wolfpk: Put meat on top: double price. Cut portion in half and put a line of sauce beside it: triple price.

268197  Yam: This guy looks like a Roscoe

268196  wolfpk: Mine!

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267930 Theimposter: This is the future of retail if active cameoflage is ever issued to the military...

267978 Side Boob: @ChubbyBuddy Its not all or nothing. Socialized medicine and UBIs arent the same as no private property rights. Private property is the cornerstone of personal liberty, and I dont believe you can have one without the other.

268039 Spazstatic: I've heard of being "all thumbs" but this is ridiculous!

268110 apoxia: This is someone's fetish. Maybe Earnie's.

268108 Felicity: The knight and the demon are impressed that the wizard conjured forth a maiden!

267949 WannaBee: It's the Church Of The Flying Spaghetti Monster! The head of the church has been dubbed the 'ministeroni'. They are legally recognized in New Zealand and can perform weddings.

267916 Peter Pantsless: @Felicity that's perfect listening for space truckin' in Elite: Dangerous. I'll bet fellow CMDR @Spazstatic would agree

268056 Micro Jackson: Fresh charges

267988 Bluetocracy: What a RADiant city. All that old iron gives it so much character.

267946 Felicity: I want to be 15 years old, watching Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, eating Pac Man cereal, with my hair big and spiky, and wearing that dress

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 Robespierre: She looks drained
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 Staida: This is what liberals actually believe!
 Side Boob: What cuts down on your posting, OP?
 FabricMan: @ThoughtlessGentleman Black plague? That takes weeks. Why not speed things up with a nuke?
 ThoughtlessGentleman: smoking is a little slow how about black plague? its gaining popularity again.
 sparename: " # Living is a cliche, It's all been done before, Death is the only thing we've got left to live for.... Life is cheap, But death is free, Die, die, die, come dieeeeee with meeee # ". Get yerself some Snuff Rock
Image 262752   08-17-18   Uploaded by    Remp Wulgus
 Sadpygmy: You're obviously not a golfer
 Robespierre: Jocko's left with picking up the 4-10 split...
 sparename: Winter in Chris's wardrobe
 Shay: Sub-Zero's pet
 tib gubb: time to get down to business... monkey business
Image 262751   08-17-18   Uploaded by    The Turks
 Peter Pantsless: @Dr Awkward man, if I had a nickel for every time I've heard that...
 Dr Awkward: Dont care if that nose had a penis on it. Gonna boop regardless
Image 262750   08-17-18   Uploaded by    clayjar
 addend: "Sure, we look different, but it doesn't affect how we get along."
Image 262749   08-17-18   Uploaded by    salmiakki
 Mr Bleak: @apoxia Yep - and he was lucky not to lose an eye there. Vet time!
 VeeKay: Got off light
 SuedeOxford: @apoxia that's a dog
 apoxia: Is that a quill?
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 Staida: It's a relaxing, gentlemanly sport. Oh fishing? no never tried that.
 thrilhouse: You shoot the ocean floor, it punctures, the water drains out
 Disclosure: Fight rising sea levels!
 Jabberwikket: "Curse you Aquaman!!!!"
 Air Biscuit: @tib gubb roll for initiative.
 Zarathustra: Modern day Caligula trying to fight Poseidon
 tib gubb: "your character is drunk" "I attack the ocean"
 dobbiesdoogs: fishing, american style
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 Air Biscuit: @Air Biscuit unrelated, ive got this weird fear im going to be mentioned like this and miss it completely.
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 jayjay: Above the word Shanmuga there appears to be a xenomorph in baseball pants crouching down and going "YEAH!!!"
 Robespierre: @Science Well, THAT's rather irresponsible of them. Of course, "they" will never have to live with the consequences ... more than sorta like ignoring global warming.
 Science: @Robespierre: Sadly, most Americans don't have the ability to recycle their batteries. In my area, they specifically tell you to chuck household batteries in the trash.
 Robespierre: @Science The problem starts with "if properly disposed of." Most Americans throw their BATTERIES into the trash, much less plastic bags. It's going to be an exciting future for someone.
 Science: If properly disposed of, plastic bags are better for the environment than paper
 piranharama: But screw turtles
 Solemn: Use critical thinking, save red circles.
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