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269160  Teechur: @Incubi I'll get old before I grow up.

269166  Teechur: I would like to have a capybara. But if I had one, I would have to get a goat. Because I would also like to have a goat.

269152  savvoy: When leg day is the most important day

269168  Teechur: @thecraftywolf @Shay The thumbprint on the lens

269185  Rembo Rompus: Made, poor thing looks hungry

269176  illBilliam: *Goes back to complain that they got my name wrong*

269152  illBilliam: Feels like I'm wearing nothing at all

269158  Shay: When he grows up, he'll be old.

269161  Shay: Rad for Blackadder.

269168  Shay: @thecraftywolf The woman or the cat?

269174  Shay: This actually happens in Hell.

269164  KyleisBobDole: New Studio Ghibli film is looking fantastic.

269153  Not A Bot: Girl on the pole experiencing the most embarrassing Christmas Story double dog dare reenactment

269152  Darmstadtium: I hope it is not a tumor

269162  White Rice: @Knice does that mean this is a picture of Thomas O'Malley?

269171  Sadbot: This is my rumpus room where I keep all my dads. They love fresh hay and BBQ!

269165  Side Boob: Is one of this guys shoes higher than the other, or is this shopped? Shit aint level.

269167  Side Boob: I wish to play with the small angry dog.

269147  square44: *thump* *crash* ...I...regret...nothing...

269157  Nothing: That sounds suspiciously like a bet

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268903 Felicity: @dangerkeith3000 It won't live up to all the buzz?

269116 thecraftywolf: @Annoying Vegan what about wasps and hornets?

268830 ThoughtlessGentleman: @Teechur the dog looks great like you could hang out and get into whacky adventures.

268954 Felicity: The Hidden 3

268926 In The Pocket: Voted rad for this @jochenau...

269081 MrBoffo: @dangerkeith3000 And add 30% to your cost for auto insurance!

268972 Side Boob: While you were working a shitty job to support your family, I studied the blade.

269111 sparename: @Teechur If by "cross-wrench" you mean what the English call a wheel-brace, then there is a dog that consumes these - it's called a "Four-point tool-eater Rover"

269011 Science: "I am Gunnery Sgt. Hartman, your senior drill instructor. From now on you will speak only when spoken to, and the first and last words out of your filthy sewers will be 'Sir.' Do you maggots understand that?"

268897 Teechur: A breaky fortune hoot.

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eevee uploaded 268838 (689 points)

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10. poetrysucks: 1599 points
11. blablabla: 1464 points
12. glowstick: 1449 points
13. DogsRGreat: 1445 points
14. wolfskin: 1436 points
15. Punt Numbles: 1416 points
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 piranharama: Great band name
 Mad Collager: @lecj07 True, but the curves leading to the point need to be concave.
 lecj07: @Mad Collager another possibility is a pair of testicles.
 Teechur: And in the reflection, "rone coron"
 bug: Oh, I do.
 Mad Collager: @Uncle Larry It's possible that the "heart" shape actually IS based on a butt. I think that would go down as one of the best foils of the censors ever.
 WTF: You are my love colon. Don't treat me like banana.
 Scoo: Shoulda integrated the tailpipe into the design somehow...
Image 262697   08-16-18   Uploaded by    claphands
 Robespierre: You're not sorry, @bug.
 bug: @bug sorry. Channeling blood metal death chicken apparently
 BavidDowie: This is the greatest moment of my life
Image 262696   08-16-18   Uploaded by    flommmm
Cmon. Leave a comment. Don't be afraid.
Image 262695   08-16-18   Uploaded by    caesar
 lecj07: @Solemn looks like the AC in that car is working just fine.
 addend: "Before I die..."
 bug: Phew. It's a good thing they blurred out that wheel.
 WTF: You call that a pressed ham?
 Solemn: So I can see the dinghy on the stern of this guy's 'ship'. We gon' be okay with that?
 Knice: Love your colon.
 Side Boob: Toot toot!
Image 262694   08-16-18   Uploaded by    froggyfresh
 bug: The cat came very well packaged. 5 stars.
Image 262693   08-16-18   Uploaded by    james
 a robot: Why are obsessed you so with me? Why are obsessed with me you so? I know how it's supposed to read but that is just terrible design
 fanny: I doot know :(
Image 262692   08-16-18   Uploaded by    HermwoodLitmajor
 bug: @Side Boob which also makes their statement hold true. Going far is returning...
 Side Boob: I'm actually tired of seeing this one.
Image 262691   08-16-18   Uploaded by    Rembo Rompus
 addend: Channel 3 had everything.
 Robespierre: Trinitron time!
 bug: I remember wiring my video games to this thing. Kudos on getting that on there.
 SuedeOxford: HDMI to composite to RF modulator to co-ax to 2-wire.
 Sadpygmy: Brady Bunch!
Image 262690   08-16-18   Uploaded by    glowstick
You can be the first to comment. Make up a name and slam the Post button!
Image 262689   08-16-18   Uploaded by    Commodore 64
 ChubbyBuddy: also username/upload combo
 ChubbyBuddy: if you draw unique panels instead of copying the same one three times, your comic would get a raise (in quality).
 hajjpodge: If you work harder, I will give you even more work with only the promise that you might get a raise.
 tib gubb: if the jobs i had are any indication - the norm is "if you work harder, i will make even more fun of you."
 Solemn: The American paycheck quandary, (not) hard at work.
 Shay: Bob Vila taught his son well.
Image 262688   08-16-18   Uploaded by    Capital
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