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268870  FormerLurker: @dangerkeith3000 thats a good way to get bit.

268862  Not A Bot: Lay ee odl lay ee odl lay hee hoo

268871  dangerkeith3000: hahahaha

268865  White Rice: Oh shit waddup?

268853  trelyate: a cat that hides its butthole? would adopt

268866  Korrok: I'm okay with this.

268801  wolfpk: Looks like the neighbor just lit his barbecue.

268805  wolfpk: Not all heroes ware capes.

268865  dangerkeith3000: Okay this made me laugh on the inside.

268811  wolfpk: Take a deep breath... (five minutes later) Ok, you can stop any time!

268869  dangerkeith3000: You know! For kids!

268870  dangerkeith3000: Next time it won't be a finger. Gotcha.

268813  wolfpk: Long overdue for a bath!

268844  dangerkeith3000: He's about to show Jack his lumber.

268820  wolfpk: @Mad Collager I figured it was something like that. I am surprised some idiot hasn't tried to jump in.

268845  dangerkeith3000: CLOACA

268838  BavidDowie: you're home early

268851  BavidDowie: This goat masquerading as a tiny cow

268859  BavidDowie: Dreaming of Kung Fu

268864  BavidDowie: 8-3

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268730 Not A Bot: don't look at me, I'm irrelevant

268610 snipdawg: @WannaBee hug

268687 raditzu: Party Hard

268497 Scoo: murica.jpg

268624 Shay: @Dr. Bathroom Oh damn, I remember watching that abortion special with Charlton Heston on late night TV and gave me the hibbie jibbies.

268539 Mr. Whiskers: Im going to stop beating jokes to death in online comments

268710 antipatterns: Other cops include: judges, army guys, teachers, hr people, and your mom and dad

268707 Side Boob: Can I leave the girl in the shelter, or do I have to adopt them together?

268713 WannaBee: Nice buns, hun.

268477 logono: I remember this level of Space Harrier



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Crim Tender uploaded 268647 (705 points)
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 7. CompletelyJoking: 1566 points
 8. dangerkeith3000: 1543 points
 9. beyardo: 1507 points
10. frenk: 1499 points
11. MrBoffo: 1488 points
12. poetrysucks: 1470 points
13. Sydney: 1447 points
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15. blablabla: 1363 points
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Image 262685 is unbelievably bad (score -8) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by Chaplin. Your image was bad, Chaplin.
Score:
577
 
 SuedeOxford: He's gotta look for his little nuclear things.
 Warrax: Carrying all this fabulous around is exhausting.
 ignatz: I'd like to help but I have no head or brain
Image 262684   08-16-18   Uploaded by    carlin
Score:
372
 
 lecj07: Moon moom got the thing.
 Scoo: Mine!
 Shay: oh moon moon!
 TurkeyVultureTed: Hungry like the woof.
Image 262683   08-16-18   Uploaded by    On Spec
Score:
427
 
 UltraBeverly: damnit that should have been: Borkfholm Syndrome!
 UltraBeverly: Borkfhausen by proxy
 tib gubb: huh... i guess it is gonna walk itself
 Warrax: Born freeeeeeeeeee....
 Air Biscuit: Self walking! Does it scoop its own poop as well?
Image 262682   08-16-18   Uploaded by    ratwa
Score:
406
 
 tib gubb: hire a sex worker to influence the teacher on your behalf; that or just relax and let it happen
 WTF: @Teechur My response always was invent a time machine, go back to the start of the semester and do the homework.
 Scoo: Flash, Flash, hundred-yard dash!
 Teechur: I shall print this and hang it in my klassroom
 VoR: Sloths eat shit
Image 262681   08-16-18   Uploaded by    Warren G Hardon
Score:
436
 
 Phum Munts: @oregon man My favourite animated sitcom, Bob's Burgers, is starting to go that way too
 addend: Psst, it's /all/ stress, all of it.
 AlexDeLarge: @oregon man ladies and gentlemen, mister Conway Twitty
 bug: These are all good supervillain designs.
 Sage: Clearly you have not seen the Transformers Rescue Bots episode I Have Heard the Robots Singing.
 Not A Bot: Ms. Qatar International 2014
Image 262680   08-16-18   Uploaded by    redrex
Score:
533
 
 VeeKay: We iz frenz
Image 262679   08-16-18   Uploaded by    Capital
Score:
195
 
 Science: Lighten up, Thanos
 addend: Don't flex so hard. You might crack your doot.
 Robespierre: One of those Minneapolis wrestlers straight outta the '70s?
 a robot: @Dr Awkward youtu.be/… ?
 Dr Awkward: @a robot I bet you dont know what they call me
 a robot: @Dr Awkward A bit of username/accidental multiple comment synergy happening here ;)
 Dr Awkward: They call me Torso Face
 VoR: Krang: Quaid start the microwave. I want noodles with turtle soup.
 Dr Awkward: They call me Torso Face
Image 262678   08-16-18   Uploaded by    hammy
Score:
597
 
 Not A Bot: Have you played Atari today?
Image 262677   08-16-18   Uploaded by    sumo
Score:
472
 
 Robespierre: No Fallujah Breath? Not attending.
 ignatz: I hear Oakland Metro eat rats onstage..
 wolfpk: Party Cannon is the only true rebel!
 bug: Pile of Tangled Brambles is my favorite death metal band.
 NanananananananaCATMAN: This is legit, by the way. I've seen Party Cannon in a few locals and their logo always sticks out, even when it's printed in black and white on cheap paper.
Image 262676   08-16-18   Uploaded by    MikeWhiskey
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