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269171  fanny: this live nativity is weird

269102  savvoy: I steal its breath while it sleeps

269174  fanny: I've been eating celery wrong :(

269174  bug: Where's the ring?

269178  Nope: She wishes the tops of her boobs were brains?

269111  Joseph: Try a bigger axe.

269177  Teechur: I wish these were brains

269178  Side Boob: Me too.

269160  Teechur: @Incubi I'll get old before I grow up.

269166  Teechur: I would like to have a capybara. But if I had one, I would have to get a goat. Because I would also like to have a goat.

269152  savvoy: When leg day is the most important day

269168  Teechur: @thecraftywolf @Shay The thumbprint on the lens

269185  Rembo Rompus: Made, poor thing looks hungry

269176  illBilliam: *Goes back to complain that they got my name wrong*

269152  illBilliam: Feels like I'm wearing nothing at all

269158  Shay: When he grows up, he'll be old.

269161  Shay: Rad for Blackadder.

269168  Shay: @thecraftywolf The woman or the cat?

269174  Shay: This actually happens in Hell.

269164  KyleisBobDole: New Studio Ghibli film is looking fantastic.

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2. tib gubb
3. Side Boob
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5. Not A Bot
6. VeeKay
7. MrBoffo
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9. Mr Bleak
10. Air Biscuit

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269111 Joseph: Try a bigger axe.

268897 Teechur: A breaky fortune hoot.

268830 ThoughtlessGentleman: @Teechur the dog looks great like you could hang out and get into whacky adventures.

269081 MrBoffo: @dangerkeith3000 And add 30% to your cost for auto insurance!

268903 Felicity: @dangerkeith3000 It won't live up to all the buzz?

268926 In The Pocket: Voted rad for this @jochenau...

268972 Side Boob: While you were working a shitty job to support your family, I studied the blade.

269011 Science: "I am Gunnery Sgt. Hartman, your senior drill instructor. From now on you will speak only when spoken to, and the first and last words out of your filthy sewers will be 'Sir.' Do you maggots understand that?"

268954 Felicity: The Hidden 3

269116 thecraftywolf: @Annoying Vegan what about wasps and hornets?

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NotHuman uploaded 268863 (774 points)
jadensmith uploaded 268893 (768 points)
NanananananananaCATMAN uploaded 268940 (764 points)
John Blender uploaded 269002 (762 points)
Pickle Dick uploaded 268994 (742 points)
sassysass uploaded 268889 (727 points)
Annoying Vegan uploaded 268811 (717 points)
zoe uploaded 268665 (708 points)
Troll uploaded 268980 (700 points)
Micro Jackson uploaded 269093 (692 points)
eevee uploaded 268838 (689 points)

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 3. Shay: 2180 points
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 5. ChubbyBuddy: 1989 points
 6. beyardo: 1859 points
 7. Zaxxoff: 1821 points
 8. Murm Gungus: 1783 points
 9. CompletelyJoking: 1771 points
10. poetrysucks: 1599 points
11. blablabla: 1464 points
12. glowstick: 1449 points
13. DogsRGreat: 1445 points
14. wolfskin: 1436 points
15. Punt Numbles: 1416 points
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 Science: Lighten up, Thanos
 addend: Don't flex so hard. You might crack your doot.
 Robespierre: One of those Minneapolis wrestlers straight outta the '70s?
 a robot: @Dr Awkward… ?
 Dr Awkward: @a robot I bet you dont know what they call me
 a robot: @Dr Awkward A bit of username/accidental multiple comment synergy happening here ;)
 Dr Awkward: They call me Torso Face
 VoR: Krang: Quaid start the microwave. I want noodles with turtle soup.
 Dr Awkward: They call me Torso Face
Image 262678   08-16-18   Uploaded by    hammy
 Not A Bot: Have you played Atari today?
Image 262677   08-16-18   Uploaded by    sumo
 Robespierre: No Fallujah Breath? Not attending.
 ignatz: I hear Oakland Metro eat rats onstage..
 wolfpk: Party Cannon is the only true rebel!
 bug: Pile of Tangled Brambles is my favorite death metal band.
 NanananananananaCATMAN: This is legit, by the way. I've seen Party Cannon in a few locals and their logo always sticks out, even when it's printed in black and white on cheap paper.
Image 262676   08-16-18   Uploaded by    MikeWhiskey
 addend: (Loses to rugby team.)
 VeeKay: Holy shit, there's 45 of the mother fuckers!
 bug: Don't worry, in the end, their injury feigning skills will win the day.
 WTF: Football vs Hand Egg
Image 262675   08-16-18   Uploaded by    King Polly
 some guy : Well, butter my biscuit!
 Robespierre: @a robot "Puffin Biscuits - So Light They Almost Fly!" They apparently were sold in buttermilk, and ready-to-bake - "Pick The Package With the String!" They even got the damn Good Housekeeping Seal.
 BavidDowie: This is how I roll
 Warrax: I think this would go quite good with thos beans.
 Sadpygmy: Space Force!
 VeeKay: Shit! We've hit a random biscuit shower!
 a robot: Whatever the fuck is happening in this image, I like it
 Air Biscuit: @Annoying Vegan @Robespierre i got it up once before. I think mine was a darker blue tho. Good image.
 Annoying Vegan : @Robespierre Were you also thinking of @Air Biscuit when you uploaded? :D
 Robespierre: Top work, @Annoying Vegan! Whenever I tried to post this image in the past, it got rejected!
Image 262674   08-16-18   Uploaded by    Annoying Vegan
 VeeKay: Moi name is Eva Minervudottir. Hullo.
 Janston: @Zarathustra Coola Bianca! The zest and the tang, Coola Bianca!
 Zarathustra: Coolabah?
Image 262673   08-16-18   Uploaded by    Big Beagler
 KyleisBobDole: Is the spaceship infested with bots? Is it just mostly bots? Am I the only one who is not a bot? Have I been a bot all this time? I just don't know anymore.
 Not A Bot: Too bad you can't get arrested for Dancing Under the Influence
Image 262672   08-16-18   Uploaded by    realjon
 a robot: @Butcherboy Ehh, she had it coming. For singing that song. You know the one.
 Shay: That dog's name is Garrison.
 Butcherboy: Lamb chop!!!! Nooooo
Image 262671   08-16-18   Uploaded by    Annoying Vegan
 Zarathustra: They taught me to clean up after myself
Image 262670   08-16-18   Uploaded by    claphands
 Side Boob: R.E.S.P.E.C.T.
 VeeKay: Goddess.
 Robespierre: Time to rest
 Zarathustra: @Zarathustra she*
 Zarathustra: It looks like both Michelle and Barack
 ignatz: She was incredible..
 Knice: Bless you, Queen.
Image 262669   08-16-18   Uploaded by    Side Boob
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