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268203  Sandor: @Side Boob And falling down wells

268178  Eleftheros: @WannaBee DBZ has the answer to most of life's questions.

268184  Eleftheros: @AlexDeLarge well, fuck, if only the comments were above the pictures and I was gonna quit the internet after one more pic

268163  fanny: my daughter has this dress and this is something she would do too...

268201  Felicity: Is the "incident" that is why Oreos are no longer allowed in the library?

268201  Felicity: The great Mayan calendar Oreo

268201  fanny: you know he ate it afterwards too

268215  Alaskan: Explain?

268185  Eleftheros: Also apparently one employee doubled his delivery quota, let's not reward exceeding the status quo shall we

268180  Felicity: I miss smooth computer graphics

268186  Felicity: When John Carpenter went to film They Live, his old neighbourhood was already prebleakened

268188  Felicity: It's not that easy to get people to laugh at my jokes in group chats

268189  Felicity: It turns out the plates I grew up thinking were normal sized plates are actually plates for people with active lifestyles. People with sedentary lifestyles like me have to eat off the small plates

268200  Mad Collager: Go ahead, change my mind!

268200  Mad Collager: My favorite bumper sticker so far is "Commit senseless acts of randomness!"

268204  Eleftheros: aaaaaaaaAAAAAAAWWWWW YISS SUGAR

268194  Felicity: Hooyargh

268203  Side Boob: Lies. Nobody ate laundry detergent back then. Dumb kids were all killed with Lawn Darts and other dangerous toys before they could try.

268195  Felicity: Ken Miggs is Knife Cunningham in Fight Boat 16...Spider Boat!

268203  Mad Collager: When I was a kid, we ate All-Tempa-Cheerios

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2. MrBoffo
3. Side Boob
4. wolfpk
5. Not A Bot
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7. Dr Awkward
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9. ignatz
10. VeeKay



The top ten most commented-on images today:

268108 Felicity: The knight and the demon are impressed that the wizard conjured forth a maiden!

268039 Spazstatic: I've heard of being "all thumbs" but this is ridiculous!

267949 WannaBee: It's the Church Of The Flying Spaghetti Monster! The head of the church has been dubbed the 'ministeroni'. They are legally recognized in New Zealand and can perform weddings.

267930 Theimposter: This is the future of retail if active cameoflage is ever issued to the military...

267978 Side Boob: @ChubbyBuddy Its not all or nothing. Socialized medicine and UBIs arent the same as no private property rights. Private property is the cornerstone of personal liberty, and I dont believe you can have one without the other.

267988 Bluetocracy: What a RADiant city. All that old iron gives it so much character.

267952 Air Biscuit: (Serious jim carrey voice)"twenty-three!!!!!!!!"

268056 Micro Jackson: Fresh charges

267916 Peter Pantsless: @Felicity that's perfect listening for space truckin' in Elite: Dangerous. I'll bet fellow CMDR @Spazstatic would agree

268110 apoxia: This is someone's fetish. Maybe Earnie's.



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Mord Tingies uploaded 267949 (847 points)
NotHuman uploaded 267748 (832 points)
Side Boob uploaded 267940 (832 points)
jadensmith uploaded 267753 (802 points)
daisy picker uploaded 267988 (792 points)
depression uploaded 267930 (783 points)
Paint Chips uploaded 267707 (777 points)
dangerkeith3000 uploaded 268043 (763 points)


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 7. time is wastin: 2282 points
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 9. dangerkeith3000: 1790 points
10. Stoner: 1708 points
11. withak: 1651 points
12. Annoying Vegan : 1591 points
13. greg: 1560 points
14. ChubbyBuddy: 1514 points
15. midgetcastle: 1494 points
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 effzeeceekay: @sporky Sometimes I wear wigs, but I'm not bald
 sporky: @Felicity do you wear a wig or is that how you cover your own baldness?
 Mord Tingies: This is basically sound, although you don't have to go as far as to have a man bun or ponytail. You can just slick your hair back and push it together in the centre.
 Side Boob: Just be bald, man. People that don't like you because of your hair aren't worth your time.
 UltraBeverly: @fanny seems fair
 jochenau: Much preferable to a combover, I think.
 fanny: @Peter Pantsless I read a while ago (I must have run out of internet idk why i clicked on the article) that the man bun is both the problem and the solution- pulling one's hair up so tight everyday causes hair loss, so you need to pull it up in a bun to cover it, which causes hair loss...
 dangerkeith3000: Teeny tiny man bun.
 Not A Bot: ART!!
 Peter Pantsless: Well, that explains that
Image 262618   08-16-18   Uploaded by    Salvador Molly
Score:
581
 
 addend: Wish I could put you in a pool and watch you propel around.
 Korrok: Korrok approves.
 VeeKay: Nice carry on!
 Christina: @Annoying Vegan That's the real smile.
 Annoying Vegan : Blurry tail! :D
 Scoo: Wagwagwagwagwagwagwagwag!!!
Image 262617   08-16-18   Uploaded by    PlzPlzMe
Score:
899
 
 Teechur: Oh yeah! Skool starts next week. This will be my daily Hell.
 E. HONDA: [Waits for a gap in conversation to begin speaking but it never happens]
 filthylaw: Same
 Mr Bleak: @Eleftheros Unfortunately that means you hear every inane thing that comes through everyone else's head. Sorta like Twatter but read out loud...
 Eleftheros: You hear so much more when you don't try to voice every inane thing that comes through your head, or at least I tell myself that to justify my crippling social awkwardness
 Otterman: @dangerkeith3000 Very much so, yes.
 dangerkeith3000: + this comment if Relatable.
Image 262616   08-16-18   Uploaded by    hoobleton
Score:
304
 
 dangerkeith3000: IF he were a Thundercat, he'd be Liono Richey.
Image 262615   08-16-18   Uploaded by    nuke em
Score:
1122
 
 Psymon: Feline Ying Yang
 Stephen Milkmus: Ice bucket challenge in 3...2...1.....
 randomhobo: Their tails kinda make a heart shape and it makes me happy
 adeadcrab: They'll start biting and clawing at each other in 3... 2...
 Nymphomania: Obligatory Ebony and Ivory reference
Image 262614   08-16-18   Uploaded by    Natch
Score:
744
 
 BavidDowie: How udderly disappointing
 Springbok: Both the human and the cow are making the same face
 Christina: Good thing it's herbivore.
 dangerkeith3000: Her fingers must be salty...
Image 262613   08-16-18   Uploaded by    HenryVIII
Score:
908
 
 Teechur: I found a hole! It was under all of this dirt!
 static xyz: Wrong turn at Albuquerque
 AlexDeLarge: Ah, the dogwood seeds are sprouting nicely.
 TurkeyVultureTed: Sonetimes good dogs make bad choices.
Image 262612   08-16-18   Uploaded by    piratepom
Score:
424
 
 hajjpodge: #59801
 dangerkeith3000: I love it when Poseidon kisses me.
 Scoo: I didn't notice the turd-birthing until after I'd radded it!
 tib gubb: and the birth of a meme
Image 262611   08-16-18   Uploaded by    huskyboy
Score:
653
 
 Air Biscuit: I feel like youre acting 'entitled' to belly rubs. I mean im gonna do it anyway but still.
 VeeKay: Boop boop de boop!
 wolfpk: Screw you "surprise kitty!"
Image 262610   08-16-18   Uploaded by    CheezGrater
Score:
403
 
Image 262609   08-16-18   Uploaded by    big butt bum
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