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273697  Scoo: UNSUBSCRIBE

273700  Scoo: Yawn, let me know when it's Fourteen El Presidente Margaritas At Chili's

273699  WTF: "Just kill me already."

273688  tib gubb: huh, i didn't get nearly that much help when my computer acted up

273699  tib gubb: "a... a... anime was a mistake..."

273675  weed poop: Never thought that the call center guy was also simultaneously driving a cab

273696  some guy : Meowlbert Einstein

273685  sir toke a lot: I'ma cut you puppymonkeybaby

273690  hajjpodge: Suddenly I have a favorite store.

273687  WTF: Mr. Freeze finally got him.

273691  Greifer: OVLOV i get it whuahaha

273686  sparename: "That's an incredible story." said the priest. "Is there no way of reversing this spell that the witch has cast upon you?." "Yes" said the frog, "It is said, that if a nice kind person would pick me up, take me home and give me food & warmth, with a good nights sleep I would wake up a boy once again." "Today's your lucky day!" said the priest, and picked up the frog and took him home. The priest gave the frog lots of food, placed him by the fire and at bedtime put the frog on the pillow beside him. When the priest awoke, he saw the 11-year-old Choirboy beside him in bed. And that my lord is the case for the Defense....

273693  Sage: @dobbiesdoogs Poirot keeps his moustaches expertly trimmed and groomed, thank you very much!

273686  sparename: One fine sunny morning, a priest took a walk in the local forest. He had been walking by the small stream when he noticed a sad, sad looking frog sitting on a toadstool. "What's wrong with you?" said the priest. "Well," said the frog, "the reason I am so sad on this fine day is because I wasn't always a frog." "Really!" said the priest. "Can you explain?" "Once upon a time I was an 11 year old Choir boy at the local church. I too was walking through this forest when I was confronted by the wicked witch of the forest. 'Let me pass!' I yelled, but to no avail. She called me a cheeky little boy and with a flash of her wand, turned me into this frog you see before you."..

273695  Mr. Butt: PEPPA IS LIFE.

273702  betamax: He looks slightly moist

273691  SuedeOxford: @ignatz BTCC fan

273687  fanny: I'm sad at myself for having to read this three times to get it :(

273693  dobbiesdoogs: her-cule poirot

273695  sparename: At least it includes the "puzzle" when not describing the woodworking tool

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 Winterneuro: @trelyate there is a tv show with this name, but it aint about these guys...
 trelyate: not sure if this is real or satire
 Theimposter: They do merc work for the Crimson Permanent Assurance.
 Winterneuro: Bah-ston in the background. Go Sox!
 WTF: History? Ah, I almost forgot reading in school about the great Franco-Prussian window washer uprising of 1765.
 Annoying Vegan : Right after Accounting Adventures!
Image 262565   08-15-18   Uploaded by    grandma
Score:
651
 
 Knice: Thank you.
Image 262564   08-15-18   Uploaded by    burritos
Score:
486
 
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Image 262563   08-15-18   Uploaded by    goldman sachs
Score:
395
 
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Image 262562   08-15-18   Uploaded by    fishing
Score:
613
 
 tehghost: ooooooold
 lecj07: The cure for all of life's blues.
 BavidDowie: For me and my Slenderman arm
 Scoo: For me and my FRAMDT GARPARPLE!
 Knice: Never mind...
Image 262561   08-15-18   Uploaded by    original og
Score:
385
 
 sad face: Also: turns out Soma is really good.
 Mumbo Dingus: Your personality is wrong. Take the brain pills and get back to work.
 wolfpk: @jochenau Of courses you should stop your meds and seeing a psychiatrist! Are you saying that Tom Cruise is wrong! (Ignore the vids of him flipping out during an interviews)
 lecj07: @Craple Dampungo Can confirm. I swing from "I CAN DO ALL THE THINGS!" To periods of relative normalcy to "getting out of bed is hard enough. Do I really need to shower/eat/go to work too?"
 WTF: "I'll have what she's having!"
 Bluetocracy: I am always positive... Positive that if I stop taking these meds, I will become a supervillain. Wait, that doesn't sound like a bad idea, since there aren't any heroes these days.
 Kaviri: This is not a thing. If you've ever worked with someone in this situation, you make sure they're back on their meds as soon as humanly possible. For everyone's sake.
 jochenau: I knew an anti-intellectual type who thought he could be an expert just by doing his own research on things. He treated me to lunch once so he could tell me that, based on a book he read, I should stop taking my meds and seeing the psychiatrist, because they were actually making me worse. He was a smart guy and he was genuinely worried for me, but still, you just can't do that.
 Hyphae: ... except that you are having a manic episode and now you are too positive, and you started 3 businesses, and maxed out all your credit cards, and you can just catch up on whatever sleep you are missing out on next month, and you can definitely represent yourself in court tomorrow, and- excuse me but I must go on my third jog of the day now-
 Nope: its almost like mental health still has a huge stigma and misunderstanding around it
 Teechur: Her shirt is mislabeled. It should say "boob." "asshole" should be on the back of her pants.
 Yam: When you've been clinically diagnosed with OCD and people are like "Oh yeah, me too! I'm such a neat freak"
Image 262560   08-15-18   Uploaded by    rustedpeace
Score:
366
 
 Kaviri: Eeyore.
Image 262559   08-15-18   Uploaded by    Callahan
Score:
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 Korrok: Korrok approves...
 tib gubb: it's actually because you're fat there, champ
 Bluetocracy: YOLO
 jazzjunkie: Words to live by.
 Knice: When you're young, you eat whatever's there because hunger blows. When you're older, you eat whatever's about to go bad, because dad. I'm not excited for what's next.
Image 262558   08-15-18   Uploaded by    obboma
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 BavidDowie: Heh heh, "pairing"
 Bluetocracy: Lame. Survival Knife, Pocket Knife, and Chef Knife are the most used blades. I'd put a Katana on there too, but we're talking about knives. come on. Wait, Steak and Paring. Those are legit. But you have to be a master to know a Soup Knife.
 Kaviri: Liquids are a perfect task for bread knives, because they do not cut through anything else. The best thing to do with a pairing knife, is to throw it away.
Image 262557   08-15-18   Uploaded by    Joetato
Score:
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 WTF: It looks as if you've got water on the cat and new cats are going to start popping off.
 Knice: Please brush that cat.
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