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268830  Sage: He just looks so proud of himself.

268784  Dreforian: Every rose has its brown mustard

268785  Dreforian: "I believe you have my stapler"

268829  square44: toblekorne

268822  BavidDowie: checks out

268828  bug: I hope you choose to dance with a strap-on.

268819  Teechur: I have to shovel a spot for Bella the WonderDog. She's only a foot tall, so snow of any height is cold on her parts.

268832  Side Boob: Which one of those is in penguin?

268831  Side Boob: Hi Cooper!

268828  WannaBee: Looks like it's missing a pole.

268787  Side Boob: Nucular reactor?

268829  BavidDowie: Has pieces of real corn nuts in it

268830  ThoughtlessGentleman: your first mistake was going to church. the second was thinking you had anything worth stealing.

268837  sparename: Robopiles

268798  lecj07: That's Craig! Haven't you heard the song?

268807  Side Boob: @Knice Tight Nuts is mine :P

268803  lecj07: Model builders and set builders have far more self control than me. I would Godzilla that shit.

268807  lecj07: No way they didn't know what they were doing.

268824  Side Boob: It's not a religion so much as a cult. That I'm in. *send help*

268830  fanny: praise the lord!

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268710 antipatterns: Other cops include: judges, army guys, teachers, hr people, and your mom and dad

268610 snipdawg: @WannaBee hug

268713 WannaBee: Nice buns, hun.

268730 Not A Bot: don't look at me, I'm irrelevant

268497 Scoo: murica.jpg

268707 Side Boob: Can I leave the girl in the shelter, or do I have to adopt them together?

268687 raditzu: Party Hard

268624 Shay: @Dr. Bathroom Oh damn, I remember watching that abortion special with Charlton Heston on late night TV and gave me the hibbie jibbies.

268477 logono: I remember this level of Space Harrier

268539 Mr. Whiskers: Im going to stop beating jokes to death in online comments



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Shay uploaded 268444 (744 points)
Zaxxoff uploaded 268481 (732 points)
E. HONDA uploaded 268480 (728 points)
Cyka uploaded 268401 (725 points)
Relp uploaded 268554 (719 points)
foreversmug uploaded 268397 (716 points)
zoe uploaded 268665 (708 points)
bubbles uploaded 268370 (696 points)
mark64 uploaded 268339 (686 points)


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 5. Zaxxoff: 1776 points
 6. MrBoffo: 1773 points
 7. VeeKay: 1769 points
 8. Shay: 1658 points
 9. CompletelyJoking: 1566 points
10. dangerkeith3000: 1543 points
11. frenk: 1499 points
12. beyardo: 1452 points
13. amputator: 1446 points
14. poetrysucks: 1440 points
15. Sydney: 1356 points
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 Mr Bleak: @Side Boob "Lobster Thermidor aux crevettes with a Mornay sauce, garnished with truffle pt, brandy and a fried egg on top and Spam"
 Amy Housewine: @Beft Flumumple YES WE CAN
 dangerkeith3000: @Amy Housewine It has a 'CAN do' attitude!
 dangerkeith3000: I laughed super hard at this.
 FabricMan: @Fleld Cremumple EVERYONE on AG is anonymous now! Anarchy!
 Amy Housewine: why is the can of spam saying 'can'
 Shay: @Ruwn Plemumbies Great boobies honey! My hovercraft is full of eels!
 bug: I just realized that I have no idea which comments are from @Not a Bot.
 Side Boob: "Bloody Vikings! Shut up!"
 Peter Pantsless: I already own this
Image 262493   08-15-18   Uploaded by    The Turks
Score:
413
 
 Robespierre: Not Spam
 Dresdenkeogh: @Flompo Gromple I'm on the internet, and now I know you're a dog
Image 262492   08-15-18   Uploaded by    Rent A Dog
Score:
543
 
 dangerkeith3000: Oh yeah baby!
 Dresdenkeogh: *tinny-teeny-tiny godzilla screech*
Image 262491   08-15-18   Uploaded by    morakdais
Score:
164
 
 Dresdenkeogh: Also it's very white.
 dangerkeith3000: Bob Ross, you saint of a man.
Image 262490   08-15-18   Uploaded by    A duck
Score:
517
 
 Zarathustra: @Rarbo Rempuble I only liked this comment because I read it to the end.
 Robespierre: When we lived in SF, a client of mine had The Cat, much like this. Rarely seen, many wondered if she even actually existed. We were over one evening, having drinks in the salon after dinner, when The Cat slowly and deliberately started stalking in a crouch beneath the wide archway separating the salon from the dining room. Someone whispered "look" and the room went silent, with everyone looking at The Cat. Upon reaching the center of the archway The Cat froze, flattened its ears, turned toward us, and hissed. She then turned away, her ears raised, and she continued in her crouched slink until she was out of sight again.
 dangerkeith3000: "Your cat died while I was house sitting, but don't worry, I got him stuffed!"
Image 262489   08-15-18   Uploaded by    usernamee
Score:
264
 
 Mr Bleak: @sparename Simple solution: buy slippers and carpets.
 FabricMan: Wasn't this a Far Side gag?
 dangerkeith3000: How many people googled the word to see if it were real?
 Dresdenkeogh: @Daft Flumopert the fear of being chased around by Timberwolves on a freshly waxed floor? I too know this fear.
 sparename: I am more concerned about my Luposlipaphobia
 bug: It's not a phobia if it's legitimate.
Image 262488   08-15-18   Uploaded by    Slickbrew
Image 262487 is unbelievably bad (score -8) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by duckybox. We'll pray for you, duckybox.
Score:
555
 
 smusher: Sweet relief from the image above
Image 262486   08-15-18   Uploaded by    doggggggie
Score:
157
 
 apoxia: Unfortunately this is how I feel after dealing with a 10 week old and 3 year old all evening and then the cat comes and meows at me.
 Not A Bot: imperialism.jpg
 cthulhu: But a cat's got personality!
 wolfpk: Meow!
 Dresdenkeogh: Marcelus Wallace, what does he look like?! Meow.
Image 262485   08-15-18   Uploaded by    Porm Munties
Score:
415
 
 addend: Finally, an effective marketing manager.
 Robespierre: I'm visualizing whirled peas as I look at this
 dangerkeith3000: THAT
 Dresdenkeogh: It works
 Otterman: As does mine.
Image 262484   08-15-18   Uploaded by    Colty Brumb
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