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268801  wolfpk: Looks like the neighbor just lit his barbecue.

268805  wolfpk: Not all heroes ware capes.

268865  dangerkeith3000: Okay this made me laugh on the inside.

268811  wolfpk: Take a deep breath... (five minutes later) Ok, you can stop any time!

268869  dangerkeith3000: You know! For kids!

268870  dangerkeith3000: Next time it won't be a finger. Gotcha.

268813  wolfpk: Long overdue for a bath!

268844  dangerkeith3000: He's about to show Jack his lumber.

268820  wolfpk: @Mad Collager I figured it was something like that. I am surprised some idiot hasn't tried to jump in.

268845  dangerkeith3000: CLOACA

268838  BavidDowie: you're home early

268851  BavidDowie: This goat masquerading as a tiny cow

268859  BavidDowie: Dreaming of Kung Fu

268864  BavidDowie: 8-3

268855  wolfpk: I can't blame him. I would probably conk out too if I had to sit through that!

268858  wolfpk: *to people not in the room.

268860  Teechur: Favorite scene from Christmas Vacation

268861  wolfpk: Unless you are a horse, your tongue must really raw!

268842  Not A Bot: *Mario growing noise*

268865  Eleftheros: Pro-pain done leaked in tha house again

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1. MrBoffo
2. VeeKay
3. Not A Bot
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5. tib gubb
6. Teechur
7. ignatz
8. Annoying Vegan
9. Shay
10. Air Biscuit



The top ten most commented-on images today:

268624 Shay: @Dr. Bathroom Oh damn, I remember watching that abortion special with Charlton Heston on late night TV and gave me the hibbie jibbies.

268477 logono: I remember this level of Space Harrier

268710 antipatterns: Other cops include: judges, army guys, teachers, hr people, and your mom and dad

268539 Mr. Whiskers: Im going to stop beating jokes to death in online comments

268730 Not A Bot: don't look at me, I'm irrelevant

268707 Side Boob: Can I leave the girl in the shelter, or do I have to adopt them together?

268611 fanny: yeah the content outweighs the upload/username combo for me too... bad @Felicity

268687 raditzu: Party Hard

268497 Scoo: murica.jpg

268713 WannaBee: Nice buns, hun.



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Gallifrasian uploaded 268733 (850 points)
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Shay uploaded 268444 (744 points)
Zaxxoff uploaded 268481 (732 points)
E. HONDA uploaded 268480 (728 points)
DogsRGreat uploaded 268645 (725 points)
Cyka uploaded 268401 (725 points)
Relp uploaded 268554 (719 points)
foreversmug uploaded 268397 (716 points)
zoe uploaded 268665 (708 points)
Crim Tender uploaded 268647 (705 points)
million laffs uploaded 268651 (701 points)
bubbles uploaded 268370 (696 points)


These users have uploaded images which have received the most "rad" points in the past week:

 1. E. HONDA: 3629 points
 2. Annoying Vegan : 3363 points
 3. Zaxxoff: 2309 points
 4. Murm Gungus: 2264 points
 5. Shay: 1920 points
 6. VeeKay: 1769 points
 7. CompletelyJoking: 1566 points
 8. dangerkeith3000: 1543 points
 9. beyardo: 1507 points
10. frenk: 1499 points
11. MrBoffo: 1488 points
12. poetrysucks: 1470 points
13. Sydney: 1447 points
14. ChubbyBuddy: 1384 points
15. blablabla: 1363 points
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Score:
430
 
 Mr Bleak: Honey? What did the real estate man say about the new garden feature?
 DimeBoxSammie: Its only a flesh wound
 Science: *blows repeatedly on lava*
 ChubbyBuddy: i lava what you've done w the place
 savvoy: Hello, police? I'd like to report a peeping Tom. He's big, hot, and black, and it looks as if he's slowly hardening...
 AdaMan: Dammit Korrok!
 Robespierre: Nice new fireplace you got here, Jim.
 Solemn: @Teechur I don't know how they got all that from 'Solemn', but I'll take it.
 Yam: I mean, I guess if this is someones idea of a joke?
 Springbok: What is happening
 Teechur: @Lelm Morpupert @Lown Dampombies And now you are Lelm Morpupert.
 Teechur: You, sir or madam, are @Fraft Dampoble (Fraft Dampoble)
 Solemn: What about Gongo Dampuble?
 rip odb: Everybody's Plumbo Mumbus..
Image 262343   08-14-18   Uploaded by    cakefizzle
Score:
514
 
 Ihminen: what is happening haha
 charlemagne: I no longer wish to be known by my slave name
 White Rice: @Vango Morpoble that is a lot of XP. I was purple for a while, only just dropped back to blue, and that was with under 300,000 xp.
 Not A Bot: Nippin' nips and slappin japs. Good ol' WWII propaganda.
 Side Boob: @Buwn Morpungus Howard Sterns penis!
 WannaBee: @dangerkeith3000 haha! Loophole!
 a robot: Well I'm glad everyone else is seeing the same thing and I'm not crazy, at least....
 dangerkeith3000: @WannaBee It's gibberish on the main page, but if I save a picture to my page and look at it on there, everyone's names are back.
 SuedeOxford: Rad image, tho
 sparename: HEY!!! Take a look through any part of Spaceship Past... pick a number, any image number and the pseudo-random names are similarish....!!
 WannaBee: @dangerkeith3000 yeah but does it come up as that or as one of the crazy made-up ones?
 dangerkeith3000: @WannaBee wannabee
 WannaBee: Ooo what's my name?
 Robespierre: @Flempo Albumple Be careful what you wish for - can't tell you exactly why, but just do be careful.
 dangerkeith3000: From the comments I just heard I'm just keeping my mouth shut about it! Maybe if I get a raise I can afford the extra 9 bucks a month.
 Robespierre: You see what happens when you lot complain about rank? I tol'ja; it's not about rank, it's about the hunt!
 sparename: I may have many red aliaseseses but at least I haven't had lightning down my flagpole
 dangerkeith3000: @Gurt Brumple Yeah I think the mods can bump you down if they feel they have a good reason to or you are being a pain. there is always the Patreon $9/month.
 Solemn: @Peter Pantsless The reply button doesn't work with the Rick and Morty names, unfortunately. I've been getting by by looking at the 'recent comments' ticker on the side, which actually shows who said what.
 Peter Pantsless: @Homp Horpuble the number for purple exploded a while back. For what it's worth, my points are still there so it must be something else
 Solemn: @dangerkeith3000 I'd like to consider it a kind of Whose Line is it Anyway ranking system, but since you can insta-purple by supporting the Patreon, I'm not entirely sure that it isn't just up to that gator in the sky anymore.
 dangerkeith3000: @Solemn Do points even matter or is it up to moderators' whims? I was purple for 6 months to a year and then the next day I was blue. Been constantly getting MORE points since. Have 747,000 right now...still blue.
 Solemn: @dangerkeith3000 I hope I do, too. I was there once, but I had to leave for about four months, and when I got back, I had -1,500,000 points.
 dangerkeith3000: @Jople Albungus I don't know Jople. I hope I movev up to purple when it all gets straightened out tho.
 Solemn: Hey, you can still see peoples' names in the recent comments!
 White Rice: It isn't April 1st, what is this madness? (Comment related to the current state of the spaceship, not the image)
 Sadbot: God hates golfers. Also, anarchy reigns on the spaceship! Bababooey!
Image 262342   08-14-18   Uploaded by    Annoying Vegan
Score:
475
 
 savvoy: "Lucy suspects Ricky is cheating on her. Wackiness ensues."
Image 262341   08-14-18   Uploaded by    inthrees
Score:
280
 
 Air Biscuit: Someones gotta clean that up after.
 Robespierre: I thought it was rocks that do this out on Racetrack Playa; now you're telling me it's birbs?
 Solemn: Ducks hacked the Spaceship.
 Greifer: olalalalal
 Zarathustra: Amazing grandmother
 VeeKay: Princess Juliana International Airport on Sint Maarten is one hell of a scary place.
 Zarathustra: Someone call an exorcist. AG is haunted.
 San DoDo: This has broken the AG
 San DoDo: Dat landing tho
Image 262340   08-14-18   Uploaded by    sumo
Score:
320
 
 Zarathustra: Switcheroo still works tho
 Zarathustra: Amazing grandmother
 Never AFK: I prefer Plain But Tactful
Image 262339   08-14-18   Uploaded by    dangerkeith3000
Score:
263
 
 KyleisBobDole: Come to Aggro Gator in the past few hours for a name breaking.
 Shay: This is some Tower of Babel shit going on 'ere.
 Robespierre: The chavtastic life is chavtastic
 VoR: All the red dudes?
 Peter Pantsless: @Rold Morpombies yup, Peter here. Super weird
 Peter Pantsless: Just wanted to test...
 fanny: I'M BLAMING LUXUSLURCH!!
 Teechur: Every time I refresh the image, the names are different.
 Teechur: @Jerbo Plopert Now THAT'S strange! It shows that Teechur replied to my comment....
 Teechur: @Dald Bruble @Hald Plemoble NO! These are all three from @Teechur! Nooooooooo!!!!
 Teechur: Do I get the same name if I post again?
 Teechur: I think one too many Aggronauts used the anagram generator for the Beauty of North Korea posts.
 durian: Good boots
 VeeKay: That kid hit the ground so hard it broke the spaceship
 fanny: and now im someone new!!
 fanny: so can i say banana?
 fanny: wait who am I??
 Zarathustra: @Annoying Vegan yes. We are all variants of Benedict cumberbatch apparently. I guess I can reply this way.
 Zarathustra: @Crert Brupert yes. We are all variants of Benedict cumberbatch apparently
 Annoying Vegan : Is anyone else seeing only red users with randomly generated names?
 Zarathustra: What happened to names. Really.
 Zarathustra: The same conversation could be true about dog poo.
Image 262338   08-14-18   Uploaded by    buds420
Score:
647
 
 raditzu: Abominable Sasquatch
 Air Biscuit: More unrealistic body standards.
 WannaBee: Majestic af
 Robespierre: Tonight on "Weird Anatomy"...
 Zarathustra: Break the internet!
Image 262337   08-14-18   Uploaded by    apoxia
Score:
335
 
 Air Biscuit: Nailed it.
 Robespierre: Musta bin won helluva sneeeeze
 AdaMan: Korrok stop messing with our popcicles
 Zarathustra: Lepper sponge bob.
Image 262336   08-14-18   Uploaded by    apoxia
Image 262335 is unbelievably bad (score -5) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by daisy picker. Boo, daisy picker.
Score:
355
 
 addend: Mmm... ham.
 FabricMan: Freaking
Image 262334   08-14-18   Uploaded by    joxxuh
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