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268775  ChubbyBuddy: looks like a solution to me

268766  square44: "it's half past and" ...and what?

268764  Annoying Vegan : You can do this, Earl. Pick a pocket, buy mudcrabs, eat like a king. Youre a pelican, not a pelicant.

268006  Mr Bleak: @Mad Collager This is what happens when you feed Minions after midnight.

268719  Winterneuro: *grabs his walker* yes! I can finally set that a- hole neighbors house on fire. I will have my revenge!

268760  ignatz: Esc.

268740  ignatz: @lecj07 I'll bep urple again one da..

268749  El hefe: Are those eyes blue?

268753  Knice: Bad-votrogen.

268756  Knice: They said fuck you.

268757  Knice: Temporary holding

268765  Not A Bot: Is that Tina from Bob's Burgers?

268747  Annoying Vegan : Banana bread sounds pretty good right now

268758  FabricMan: Examination: Failed

268758  Fiveninety: close enough

268757  antipatterns: other puppy for scale

268753  Mr. Butt: Omfg

268756  Nothing: Did you say please?

268710  antipatterns: Other cops include: judges, army guys, teachers, hr people, and your mom and dad

268717  Korrok: I have to laugh.

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7. Annoying Vegan
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9. Side Boob
10. Dr Awkward



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268730 Not A Bot: don't look at me, I'm irrelevant

268687 addend: (Sits down & celebrates.)

268710 antipatterns: Other cops include: judges, army guys, teachers, hr people, and your mom and dad

268624 Shay: @Dr. Bathroom Oh damn, I remember watching that abortion special with Charlton Heston on late night TV and gave me the hibbie jibbies.

268610 Felicity: @WannaBee hug

268539 Mr. Whiskers: Im going to stop beating jokes to death in online comments

268405 Felicity: Beautiful dress. And with gloves! Rad

268713 WannaBee: Nice buns, hun.

268497 Scoo: murica.jpg

268386 Teechur: Maybe Saturn has gone vegan



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nuke em uploaded 268597 (816 points)
moogerator uploaded 268274 (799 points)
fisto uploaded 268258 (776 points)
VeeKay uploaded 268432 (745 points)
Shay uploaded 268444 (744 points)
Zaxxoff uploaded 268481 (732 points)
E. HONDA uploaded 268480 (728 points)
Cyka uploaded 268401 (725 points)
Relp uploaded 268554 (719 points)
foreversmug uploaded 268397 (716 points)


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 3. Side Boob: 2490 points
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 5. VeeKay: 1769 points
 6. MrBoffo: 1711 points
 7. Shay: 1630 points
 8. Zaxxoff: 1580 points
 9. CompletelyJoking: 1566 points
10. dangerkeith3000: 1543 points
11. wordjones: 1506 points
12. frenk: 1499 points
13. poetrysucks: 1440 points
14. amputator: 1421 points
15. beyardo: 1415 points
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Score:
360
 
 dangerkeith3000: @Shay lolol
 Shay: When Predator takes a shit.
 UltraBeverly: I'm just glad it has a USB connection?!?
 Sadbot: I lived in a place where some gormless handyman had hooked up the toilet to hot water. Wasn't so bad in the winter and I didn't pay utilities, so...*shrug*
 addend: Sure, purple is the coolest.
 WannaBee: Hook a bidet up to that bad boy!
 jazzjunkie: This guy knows his Indian food!
 Kaviri: Tonight, on the hot seat.
 Fiveninety: so, the toilet is connected to a hot water line?
 trelyate: must be taco bell night
 jochenau: "What's in the toilet that's 128 degrees?" he asked with much trepidation.
 Knice: Shit's on fire, yo
 Air Biscuit: I want an ir camera.
Image 262235   08-13-18   Uploaded by    Side Boob
Score:
201
 
 Kaviri: In an addendum to his latest findings, scientist now states that jose's patients may be thinner than the thinnest thing in the world, pending further research.
Image 262234   08-13-18   Uploaded by    the snark
Score:
512
 
 Knice: Way back, I had a Sweetheart like this one. I can still feel that heavy *plonk* when she'd drop that big-ass shoebox-head on my knee. I love you still, Prize.
Image 262233   08-13-18   Uploaded by    angry
Score:
869
 
 Mr Bleak: @Herm Albungo Christchurch, NZ - but I've been working on contract in Wales UK for a few years now. Why?
 AGGRO-GATOR MOD: What country are you from, @Mr Bleak?
 Mr Bleak: Transfurmers
 Mr. Skeltal: Cattletech
 Mr. Whiskers: Mech Asshole 9000
Image 262232   08-13-18   Uploaded by    dangerkeith3000
Score:
666
 
 Mr Bleak: HULK SMASHED.
 square44: what happens when the Hulk has to obey conservation of mass
 Mr. Shine: Hulk ain't gettin' on no plane, Hannibal!
 Mr. Whiskers: Id tickle those feet if the ropes looked secure
 Not A Bot: Halp!!
Image 262231   08-13-18   Uploaded by    frankie
Score:
481
 
 Side Boob: @Mr. Shine Post a pic of her from the yearbook :P
 wolfpk: @Mr. Shine Yeah, but where is she now!? Most self absorbed assholes like that end up going nowhere. At the high school reunion they strut around trying to make their dead-end job sound like it is something of great importance.
 a robot: @Mr. Shine My school had a yearbook thing where they made predictions of students' future careers, but one year the yearbook staff didn't bother to come up with anything for the kids who weren't "popular," or even go around and ask their friends or whatever, so 2/3 of the predictions just said "accountant." And that was the last year that prediction feature was published. Kids are stupid and shitty.
 FabricMan: @Mr. Shine "Working on this yearbook has made me realize how important community is, which is why I'm running for state senator..."
 Knice: @Mr. Shine That's next-level shit-headedry, right there. :-/
 Mr. Shine: @fanny pfft! She wishes.
 fanny: @Mr. Shine and that shitty classmate? Albert Einstein.
 Mr. Shine: I WISH I were making that up. Not that I'm still bitter.
 Mr. Shine: She included her own activities/ honors not only past the deadline, but in the summer following graduation! And, she made sure that every single two-page spread that wasn't actually a class roster included at least one picture of herself. She put herself on every other godd@mn page of the book, including cropping me OUT of a picture of a club I was in, when she wasn't, but was there when that picture was taken. My senior yearbook cost me $68, at at least $45 ended up just being pictures of her. What a garbage human being.
 Mr. Shine: Story time: When I graduated high school, we each had to provide a short list of nicknames and academic honors to be published in our senior yearbook, even though the deadline to do so was halfway through senior year. My classmate who was the yearbook editor did something really sh!tty. 1/2
Image 262230   08-13-18   Uploaded by    Ihminen
Score:
496
 
 BavidDowie: American Smack is pretty cheap, too
 addend: Squeeze directly into deep fryer.
 WannaBee: Really crazy! American flavor! (Translated)
 Mr. Shine: I'm listening . . . .
 fanny: mumsig for sure
Image 262229   08-13-18   Uploaded by    Side Boob
Score:
546
 
 square44: better get a job as a sysadmin
 Air Biscuit: Welcome my friend. How was your life?
 Off Topic: Skeleton memes will always be inside of us.
 Shay: *doothorn*
Image 262228   08-13-18   Uploaded by    trees
Score:
322
 
 Winterneuro: A-a-Ron mustve made it to that future leaders of America meeting after all...
 Mr. Whiskers: I hope he pronounces LLC wrong
Image 262227   08-13-18   Uploaded by    Gringos
Score:
166
 
 Muncharito Beanworld: Don Blankenship opens a bakery
 WTF: Is the 'Poownie' really what I think it is?
 Knice: I wanna know what's up with this 'Cheese Tomato.'
 WannaBee: Uh, no thanks.
Image 262226   08-13-18   Uploaded by    Winterneuro
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