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268869  KingTrebek: To work there you have to learn to hula hoop while peeing

268876  Springbok: What happened to her face? Jesus Christ.

268885  drhenry: Mission failed. We'll get 'em next time.

268858  barfolomew: I been livin most of my life

268870  FormerLurker: @dangerkeith3000 thats a good way to get bit.

268862  Not A Bot: Lay ee odl lay ee odl lay hee hoo

268871  dangerkeith3000: hahahaha

268865  White Rice: Oh shit waddup?

268853  trelyate: a cat that hides its butthole? would adopt

268866  Korrok: I'm okay with this.

268801  wolfpk: Looks like the neighbor just lit his barbecue.

268805  wolfpk: Not all heroes ware capes.

268865  dangerkeith3000: Okay this made me laugh on the inside.

268811  wolfpk: Take a deep breath... (five minutes later) Ok, you can stop any time!

268869  dangerkeith3000: You know! For kids!

268870  dangerkeith3000: Next time it won't be a finger. Gotcha.

268813  wolfpk: Long overdue for a bath!

268844  dangerkeith3000: He's about to show Jack his lumber.

268820  wolfpk: @Mad Collager I figured it was something like that. I am surprised some idiot hasn't tried to jump in.

268845  dangerkeith3000: CLOACA

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268497 Scoo: murica.jpg

268477 logono: I remember this level of Space Harrier

268539 Mr. Whiskers: Im going to stop beating jokes to death in online comments

268610 snipdawg: @WannaBee hug

268730 Not A Bot: don't look at me, I'm irrelevant

268710 antipatterns: Other cops include: judges, army guys, teachers, hr people, and your mom and dad

268687 raditzu: Party Hard

268624 Shay: @Dr. Bathroom Oh damn, I remember watching that abortion special with Charlton Heston on late night TV and gave me the hibbie jibbies.

268707 Side Boob: Can I leave the girl in the shelter, or do I have to adopt them together?

268713 WannaBee: Nice buns, hun.



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 6. VeeKay: 1769 points
 7. CompletelyJoking: 1566 points
 8. dangerkeith3000: 1543 points
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10. frenk: 1499 points
11. MrBoffo: 1488 points
12. poetrysucks: 1470 points
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 Mr Bleak: @Herm Albungo Christchurch, NZ - but I've been working on contract in Wales UK for a few years now. Why?
 AGGRO-GATOR MOD: What country are you from, @Mr Bleak?
 Mr Bleak: Transfurmers
 Mr. Skeltal: Cattletech
 Mr. Whiskers: Mech Asshole 9000
Image 262232   08-13-18   Uploaded by    dangerkeith3000
Score:
666
 
 Mr Bleak: HULK SMASHED.
 square44: what happens when the Hulk has to obey conservation of mass
 Mr. Shine: Hulk ain't gettin' on no plane, Hannibal!
 Mr. Whiskers: Id tickle those feet if the ropes looked secure
 Not A Bot: Halp!!
Image 262231   08-13-18   Uploaded by    frankie
Score:
481
 
 Side Boob: @Mr. Shine Post a pic of her from the yearbook :P
 wolfpk: @Mr. Shine Yeah, but where is she now!? Most self absorbed assholes like that end up going nowhere. At the high school reunion they strut around trying to make their dead-end job sound like it is something of great importance.
 a robot: @Mr. Shine My school had a yearbook thing where they made predictions of students' future careers, but one year the yearbook staff didn't bother to come up with anything for the kids who weren't "popular," or even go around and ask their friends or whatever, so 2/3 of the predictions just said "accountant." And that was the last year that prediction feature was published. Kids are stupid and shitty.
 FabricMan: @Mr. Shine "Working on this yearbook has made me realize how important community is, which is why I'm running for state senator..."
 Knice: @Mr. Shine That's next-level shit-headedry, right there. :-/
 Mr. Shine: @fanny pfft! She wishes.
 fanny: @Mr. Shine and that shitty classmate? Albert Einstein.
 Mr. Shine: I WISH I were making that up. Not that I'm still bitter.
 Mr. Shine: She included her own activities/ honors not only past the deadline, but in the summer following graduation! And, she made sure that every single two-page spread that wasn't actually a class roster included at least one picture of herself. She put herself on every other godd@mn page of the book, including cropping me OUT of a picture of a club I was in, when she wasn't, but was there when that picture was taken. My senior yearbook cost me $68, at at least $45 ended up just being pictures of her. What a garbage human being.
 Mr. Shine: Story time: When I graduated high school, we each had to provide a short list of nicknames and academic honors to be published in our senior yearbook, even though the deadline to do so was halfway through senior year. My classmate who was the yearbook editor did something really sh!tty. 1/2
Image 262230   08-13-18   Uploaded by    Ihminen
Score:
496
 
 BavidDowie: American Smack is pretty cheap, too
 addend: Squeeze directly into deep fryer.
 WannaBee: Really crazy! American flavor! (Translated)
 Mr. Shine: I'm listening . . . .
 fanny: mumsig for sure
Image 262229   08-13-18   Uploaded by    Side Boob
Score:
546
 
 square44: better get a job as a sysadmin
 Air Biscuit: Welcome my friend. How was your life?
 Off Topic: Skeleton memes will always be inside of us.
 Shay: *doothorn*
Image 262228   08-13-18   Uploaded by    trees
Score:
322
 
 Winterneuro: A-a-Ron mustve made it to that future leaders of America meeting after all...
 Mr. Whiskers: I hope he pronounces LLC wrong
Image 262227   08-13-18   Uploaded by    Gringos
Score:
166
 
 Muncharito Beanworld: Don Blankenship opens a bakery
 WTF: Is the 'Poownie' really what I think it is?
 Knice: I wanna know what's up with this 'Cheese Tomato.'
 WannaBee: Uh, no thanks.
Image 262226   08-13-18   Uploaded by    Winterneuro
Score:
343
 
 Bohab: I feel less insane knowing it's not just me
 Shay: Also what about the nose you spontaneously grew in panel 3?
 addend: "...when I conceived of this comic."
Image 262225   08-13-18   Uploaded by    SS Keith
Score:
416
 
 Kaviri: /o o
Image 262224   08-13-18   Uploaded by    withak
Score:
426
 
 Science: Copyright infringement of North Korea
 San DoDo: Got to...catch...em' all...
 jazzjunkie: We must defeat the evil power!
 a sedated moose: @Air Biscuit you mean their hands?
 Air Biscuit: Dont put your hand near their mouths.
Image 262223   08-13-18   Uploaded by    Shay
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