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268201  Felicity: Is the "incident" that is why Oreos are no longer allowed in the library?

268201  Felicity: The great Mayan calendar Oreo

268201  fanny: you know he ate it afterwards too

268215  Alaskan: Explain?

268185  Eleftheros: Also apparently one employee doubled his delivery quota, let's not reward exceeding the status quo shall we

268180  Felicity: I miss smooth computer graphics

268186  Felicity: When John Carpenter went to film They Live, his old neighbourhood was already prebleakened

268188  Felicity: It's not that easy to get people to laugh at my jokes in group chats

268189  Felicity: It turns out the plates I grew up thinking were normal sized plates are actually plates for people with active lifestyles. People with sedentary lifestyles like me have to eat off the small plates

268200  Mad Collager: Go ahead, change my mind!

268200  Mad Collager: My favorite bumper sticker so far is "Commit senseless acts of randomness!"

268204  Eleftheros: aaaaaaaaAAAAAAAWWWWW YISS SUGAR

268194  Felicity: Hooyargh

268203  Side Boob: Lies. Nobody ate laundry detergent back then. Dumb kids were all killed with Lawn Darts and other dangerous toys before they could try.

268195  Felicity: Ken Miggs is Knife Cunningham in Fight Boat 16...Spider Boat!

268203  Mad Collager: When I was a kid, we ate All-Tempa-Cheerios

268201  WTF: It grosses me out even more to think what that looks like without the Oreo.

268176  Not A Bot: Assboats better not fart or they might sink.

268195  Shay: Frank Torres III owns a douche bag.

268202  Shay: That kid went on to play "Tied-Up Floating Dead Body #1" in Goodfellas.

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267978 Side Boob: @ChubbyBuddy Its not all or nothing. Socialized medicine and UBIs arent the same as no private property rights. Private property is the cornerstone of personal liberty, and I dont believe you can have one without the other.

268039 Spazstatic: I've heard of being "all thumbs" but this is ridiculous!

268056 Micro Jackson: Fresh charges

267949 WannaBee: It's the Church Of The Flying Spaghetti Monster! The head of the church has been dubbed the 'ministeroni'. They are legally recognized in New Zealand and can perform weddings.

268108 Felicity: The knight and the demon are impressed that the wizard conjured forth a maiden!

267916 Peter Pantsless: @Felicity that's perfect listening for space truckin' in Elite: Dangerous. I'll bet fellow CMDR @Spazstatic would agree

268110 apoxia: This is someone's fetish. Maybe Earnie's.

267952 Air Biscuit: (Serious jim carrey voice)"twenty-three!!!!!!!!"

267930 Theimposter: This is the future of retail if active cameoflage is ever issued to the military...

267946 Felicity: I want to be 15 years old, watching Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, eating Pac Man cereal, with my hair big and spiky, and wearing that dress



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 Mad Collager: Bob Keeshan, reincarnated.
 Mad Collager: Guess what? I'm moving to Ant-or-or-ortica!
 Air Biscuit: @miller the climate changed.
 Robespierre: @miller ... and now it's a runaway top Radder! Oh, the tragedy of blueness...
Image 262203   08-13-18   Uploaded by    boomboomboom
Score:
397
 
 Mr Bleak: That is indeed low. Did you plug the charger in the wrong way round?
 Robespierre: Kelvin battery-powered
Image 262202   08-13-18   Uploaded by    Wort Mumpus
Score:
218
 
 alborland: I noticed this 20 years ago
 Mad Collager: This brings new meaning to the game "Dodgeball".
 addend: Username/upload combo is "Ram tough".
 Mr. Butt: Just thinking about my old Dodge Caravan's fucked up transmission is getting me horny.
 Sadbot: Mmm, yeah, show me them oviducts
Image 262201   08-13-18   Uploaded by    manlyman
Score:
69
 
 Robespierre: I DARE you to complain to them about what they have in their yard!
Image 262200   08-13-18   Uploaded by    Stom Premben
Score:
192
 
 E. HONDA: Listen, three or more of you, this is sabotage
 jochenau: For me, 1 = you, 2 = you guys
 Mad Collager: @grizzly I hope, for your sake, that person isn't obese.
 grizzly: I occasionally call a single person y'all.
 Shay: 4.66 inches of tape = All Y'all inches of tape
 sparename: Or in Liverpool, it's you and yous - which can cause problems if there's a kid called Hughes, as in "Hughes! Stand up!" and they all do...
Image 262199   08-13-18   Uploaded by    blablabla
Score:
230
 
Don't just vote rad or bad - leave a comment below!
Image 262198   08-13-18   Uploaded by    Pegged Lamb
Score:
510
 
We power this site with comments. Leave one here.
Image 262197   08-13-18   Uploaded by    redbranch
Score:
868
 
 Robespierre: @Shay "You've got snails!" "Where? WHERE!??!"
 Shay: The punchline: people still use AOL mail.
 Robespierre: Almost as tragic as when the hopped on Pop
Image 262196   08-13-18   Uploaded by    tears as lube
Score:
74
 
 Science: @Rart Brongo: It's not your job to police the highway - if someone wants to go 150, get the hell out of their way and let them pass.
 alex: 150 percent
 Bernie 2016: Conversely, try not going 150 of the posted speed limit, and you might find that the people in front of you are going fast enough
 jazzjunkie: Enraging those who take themselves too seriously is one of life's sweetest pleasures.
 mwoody: Awww, the slow-ass fucking car feels left out. It's not his fault he's slow-ass fucking.
 Robespierre: Dint wurk - hwut now?
 SuedeOxford: Daffodil
 Solemn: Get Of Your The Slow-ass F*cking Car Left Out Lane
 sparename: I like 4-lane motorways, you can see the centre-lane hogs desperately trying to decide which wrong lane to be in
 Knice: 3 and 8 make sense, but I don't get the rest.
Image 262195   08-13-18   Uploaded by    huskyboy
Score:
378
 
 Robespierre: Dogwhistle detected
Image 262194   08-13-18   Uploaded by    hot hot dog
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