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269166  bug: I wish to play with the large friendly dog.

269168  fanny: we took in a stray kitten last week :) pic to follow pending nancy's approval

269171  fanny: this live nativity is weird

269102  savvoy: I steal its breath while it sleeps

269174  fanny: I've been eating celery wrong :(

269174  bug: Where's the ring?

269178  Nope: She wishes the tops of her boobs were brains?

269111  Joseph: Try a bigger axe.

269177  Teechur: I wish these were brains

269178  Side Boob: Me too.

269160  Teechur: @Incubi I'll get old before I grow up.

269166  Teechur: I would like to have a capybara. But if I had one, I would have to get a goat. Because I would also like to have a goat.

269152  savvoy: When leg day is the most important day

269168  Teechur: @thecraftywolf @Shay The thumbprint on the lens

269185  Rembo Rompus: Made, poor thing looks hungry

269176  illBilliam: *Goes back to complain that they got my name wrong*

269152  illBilliam: Feels like I'm wearing nothing at all

269158  Shay: When he grows up, he'll be old.

269161  Shay: Rad for Blackadder.

269168  Shay: @thecraftywolf The woman or the cat?

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1. Shay
2. tib gubb
3. Side Boob
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269081 MrBoffo: @dangerkeith3000 And add 30% to your cost for auto insurance!

268972 Side Boob: While you were working a shitty job to support your family, I studied the blade.

269116 thecraftywolf: @Annoying Vegan what about wasps and hornets?

268830 ThoughtlessGentleman: @Teechur the dog looks great like you could hang out and get into whacky adventures.

269011 Science: "I am Gunnery Sgt. Hartman, your senior drill instructor. From now on you will speak only when spoken to, and the first and last words out of your filthy sewers will be 'Sir.' Do you maggots understand that?"

268897 Teechur: A breaky fortune hoot.

268903 Felicity: @dangerkeith3000 It won't live up to all the buzz?

268954 Felicity: The Hidden 3

268926 In The Pocket: Voted rad for this @jochenau...

269111 Joseph: Try a bigger axe.



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 6. beyardo: 1859 points
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10. poetrysucks: 1599 points
11. blablabla: 1464 points
12. glowstick: 1449 points
13. DogsRGreat: 1445 points
14. wolfskin: 1436 points
15. Punt Numbles: 1416 points
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 Robespierre: @Shay "You've got snails!" "Where? WHERE!??!"
 Shay: The punchline: people still use AOL mail.
 Robespierre: Almost as tragic as when the hopped on Pop
Image 262196   08-13-18   Uploaded by    tears as lube
Score:
74
 
 Science: @Rart Brongo: It's not your job to police the highway - if someone wants to go 150, get the hell out of their way and let them pass.
 alex: 150 percent
 Bernie 2016: Conversely, try not going 150 of the posted speed limit, and you might find that the people in front of you are going fast enough
 jazzjunkie: Enraging those who take themselves too seriously is one of life's sweetest pleasures.
 mwoody: Awww, the slow-ass fucking car feels left out. It's not his fault he's slow-ass fucking.
 Robespierre: Dint wurk - hwut now?
 SuedeOxford: Daffodil
 Solemn: Get Of Your The Slow-ass F*cking Car Left Out Lane
 sparename: I like 4-lane motorways, you can see the centre-lane hogs desperately trying to decide which wrong lane to be in
 Knice: 3 and 8 make sense, but I don't get the rest.
Image 262195   08-13-18   Uploaded by    huskyboy
Score:
378
 
 Robespierre: Dogwhistle detected
Image 262194   08-13-18   Uploaded by    hot hot dog
Score:
445
 
 Mr Bleak: Borkf! Fetch!
 wolfpk: Smart boy!
Image 262193   08-13-18   Uploaded by    flushpuppy
Score:
250
 
Don't just vote rad or bad - leave a comment below!
Image 262192   08-13-18   Uploaded by    why the long face
Score:
425
 
 Unicorn: That's too bad. They look good on him
 Robespierre: ... and Cardi B parties with the Kardashians. We all have our crosses to bear.
 Knice: [angry squeaking]
Image 262191   08-13-18   Uploaded by    depression
Score:
115
 
 georgerino: Previous last name?
 Robespierre: Uh, not recently.
 Butcherboy: 37?!?!?
 a robot: #256438
Image 262190   08-13-18   Uploaded by    blablabla
Score:
348
 
 Otterman: Poor hedgehog
Image 262189   08-13-18   Uploaded by    spacedawg
Score:
546
 
 Robespierre: Wal, blow me down!
 Wooden Spoon: P'Diddle
 Mr. Shine: ;-)
Image 262188   08-13-18   Uploaded by    norgu5
Score:
275
 
 wolfpk: Grandpa Cheech will be ao proud!
 Dr. Bathroom: Is this from that Massive Attack music video?
 Off Topic: That lasagna is looking crisp
 Prostata: conceived on 4/20 at 4:20
 Zarathustra: This fetus is suffering from Situs inversus, so its likely to die before birth.
 Knice: smoke weed erry trimester
 sparename: A womb with a doob
Image 262187   08-13-18   Uploaded by    phil
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