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268842  WTF: "I only haaave eyeeees... fooooor yooooouuu!"

268836  WannaBee: @KingTrebek I used google to search the site. I typed 'site:friendly spaceship.com tail' then I just went through the images until I found it.

268829  charlemagne: break some off

268831  Annoying Vegan : Pets should be given middle names more often.

268836  KingTrebek: @WannaBee How did you even find that?

268830  grizzly: For the glory of Satan, of course!

268838  Not A Bot: Cat does not look happy with that description, but is taking it in stride.

268837  Felicity: Reminds me of that summer I was so poor all I had to eat in the kitchen was cake decorations that looked like these

268795  a robot: @hajjpodge Ms. Kitty sounds awesome :3 My cat will also play fetch sometimes and it's great

39317  WannaBee: Return #268836

268836  WannaBee: Is this #39317?

268824  Felicity: Remember Mac evangelism?

268831  Felicity: I'm in the black lodge...with...dog...Cooper

268822  a robot: *causes traffic accident waving at Wolfie*

268833  Felicity: What

268826  a robot: Subversive cross stitch! I have this book

268830  a robot: Doesn't matter, got petted

268833  a robot: Yahoo Serious Film Festival

268747  a robot: @Side Boob Ovenception

268830  Sage: He just looks so proud of himself.

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2. MrBoffo
3. a robot
4. Not A Bot
5. tib gubb
6. Teechur
7. Side Boob
8. ignatz
9. Annoying Vegan
10. Knice



The top ten most commented-on images today:

268610 snipdawg: @WannaBee hug

268713 WannaBee: Nice buns, hun.

268707 Side Boob: Can I leave the girl in the shelter, or do I have to adopt them together?

268477 logono: I remember this level of Space Harrier

268539 Mr. Whiskers: Im going to stop beating jokes to death in online comments

268624 Shay: @Dr. Bathroom Oh damn, I remember watching that abortion special with Charlton Heston on late night TV and gave me the hibbie jibbies.

268710 antipatterns: Other cops include: judges, army guys, teachers, hr people, and your mom and dad

268611 fanny: yeah the content outweighs the upload/username combo for me too... bad @Felicity

268687 raditzu: Party Hard

268497 Scoo: murica.jpg



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beyardo uploaded 268340 (976 points)
KEKOEKEOEK uploaded 268416 (934 points)
nuke em uploaded 268597 (816 points)
Gallifrasian uploaded 268733 (798 points)
VeeKay uploaded 268432 (745 points)
Shay uploaded 268444 (744 points)
Zaxxoff uploaded 268481 (732 points)
E. HONDA uploaded 268480 (728 points)
Cyka uploaded 268401 (725 points)
Relp uploaded 268554 (719 points)
foreversmug uploaded 268397 (716 points)
zoe uploaded 268665 (708 points)
bubbles uploaded 268370 (696 points)
mark64 uploaded 268339 (686 points)
CompletelyJoking uploaded 268387 (682 points)


These users have uploaded images which have received the most "rad" points in the past week:

 1. E. HONDA: 4777 points
 2. Annoying Vegan : 3499 points
 3. Murm Gungus: 2239 points
 4. Zaxxoff: 1979 points
 5. Shay: 1800 points
 6. Side Boob: 1782 points
 7. MrBoffo: 1773 points
 8. VeeKay: 1769 points
 9. CompletelyJoking: 1566 points
10. dangerkeith3000: 1543 points
11. frenk: 1499 points
12. beyardo: 1456 points
13. poetrysucks: 1440 points
14. Sydney: 1389 points
15. sad face: 1311 points
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Score:
309
 
 Apple IIe: Even in the future nothin' works!
 Teechur: Please DO NOT brew a new pot of coffee if you take the last cup. (Some reverse psychology for the Fakulty Room)
 a sedated moose: DON'T USE THE FUCKING COFFEE MACHINE IF YOU DON'T KNOW HOW TOO USE THE FUCKING COFFEE MACHINE. -maintenance
 addend: "Please, do not."
 fanny: Please DO NOT touch the coffee. It is a still life. -artist
 FabricMan: Please DO NOT try to drink coffee. It exists in a delicate balance with other beverages in its biome, and its absence could cause unforeseen consequences. -Biologists
 Sadbot: Why the hell is your coffee machine overly complicated -Mr. Coffee and french press owners
 dangerkeith3000: I won't change quantum states by observing it. It will collapse the wave function(s) into a single quantum state *sigh*
 Nope: Please do not put up condescending signs - HR
 sparename: Please DO NOT try to 'MAKE' coffee, it can neither be created nor destroyed. It can only change forms. Thermodynamicerists
Image 262176   08-13-18   Uploaded by    robford
Score:
533
 
 Solemn: Mankind's pup warmer.
 dangerkeith3000: Me IRL
 mammal883: Oooo... AC vent...
 mammal883: Mmmm... heat vent...
Image 262175   08-13-18   Uploaded by    HenryVIII
Score:
472
 
COMMENT HERE. Make up a fake name or leave it blank.
Image 262174   08-13-18   Uploaded by    caesar
Score:
119
 
 Robespierre: Lie to me. Tell me stories.
 Greifer: no it didn't... you made that... out of milk...
 dangerkeith3000: Pretty cool horse skeleton.
 VoR: "Milk"
 jochenau: Just like splitting the atom produces energy, splitting milk produces glue art.
Image 262173   08-13-18   Uploaded by    ITS TAPE
Score:
119
 
 Teechur: It's like I'm looking into my own soul.
 Annoying Vegan : @Side Boob @a robot its a really cute dog dressed as a stegosaurus sailing in a sailboat!
 Not A Bot: would anyway.
 Robespierre: image/username combo worth a rad
 VoR: [blue users only]
 a robot: @Annoying Vegan @Side Boob I thought it was a sailboat
 Side Boob: @Annoying Vegan It's not a dog, it's a stegosaurus!
 Annoying Vegan : Wow, thats a really cute dog!
 Side Boob: We're apparently starting with the blank image posting again.
Image 262172   08-13-18   Uploaded by    JollyWell
Score:
396
 
 a sedated moose: @jochenau @SuedeOxford @dangerkeith3000 Bucket Crunderdunder.
 Robespierre: All this harelip shaming...
 Not A Bot: She looks like my first wife.....right after the "accident"
 dangerkeith3000: @SuedeOxford I think they mean Benelux Cummerbund.
 SuedeOxford: @jochenau Bumbershoot Cucumberthatch?
 jochenau: I'm similarly puzzled by the hoopla surrounding Barmitzvah Cuminpatch.
 Peter Pantsless: Never heard of him
 dangerkeith3000: I prefer not to even look at him.
Image 262171   08-13-18   Uploaded by    fracking
Score:
442
 
 Tacorleone: @raditzu uh huh
 raditzu: you said 5 mins.... 10 mins ago :(
 Shay: Jump on keyboard in 3...2...
Image 262170   08-13-18   Uploaded by    Slickbrew
Score:
565
 
 Robespierre: @Stephen Milkmus If you try too hard to pet, her name will be Bitey.
Image 262169   08-13-18   Uploaded by    NanananananananaCATMAN
Score:
301
 
 Shay: Roller Coaster Tycoon: The Board Game
 Nope: This helpful giant must be stopped. Sure he helps now but what happens if he gets angry or upset? He could destroy us all!
 Annoying Vegan : Leave a county fair. Just a short one even.
Image 262168   08-13-18   Uploaded by    soccer
Score:
267
 
 Robespierre: Make up a fake name, or leave it blank. Which one will he do!?!
Image 262167   08-13-18   Uploaded by    Sydney
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