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268768  charlemagne: never trust any foodstuff that asks you to eat it

268773  SuedeOxford: See backside

268770  SuedeOxford: Same

268687  raditzu: Party Hard

268690  raditzu: Princeless.

268758  San DoDo: There has been a terrible mix up

268766  San DoDo: @square44 5 6 7 8!

268718  Hokie333: "never said consecutive days"

268740  Not A Bot: The Fahrenheit 451 crew is taking a coffee break.

268653  KnifeySpooney: Hahaha @Mr. Whiskers

268768  MrBoffo: Foodstuffs of North Korea

268739  MrBoffo: This either is, or is based on, a Kliban cartoon that appeared in the National Lampoon in the mid-'70s.

268775  ChubbyBuddy: looks like a solution to me

268766  square44: "it's half past and" ...and what?

268764  Annoying Vegan : You can do this, Earl. Pick a pocket, buy mudcrabs, eat like a king. Youre a pelican, not a pelicant.

268006  Mr Bleak: @Mad Collager This is what happens when you feed Minions after midnight.

268719  Winterneuro: *grabs his walker* yes! I can finally set that a- hole neighbors house on fire. I will have my revenge!

268760  ignatz: Esc.

268740  ignatz: @lecj07 I'll bep urple again one da..

268749  El hefe: Are those eyes blue?

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10. Dr Awkward

The top ten most commented-on images today:

268710 antipatterns: Other cops include: judges, army guys, teachers, hr people, and your mom and dad

268539 Mr. Whiskers: Im going to stop beating jokes to death in online comments

268730 Not A Bot: don't look at me, I'm irrelevant

268713 WannaBee: Nice buns, hun.

268610 Felicity: @WannaBee hug

268405 Felicity: Beautiful dress. And with gloves! Rad

268477 Felicity: I remember this level of Space Harrier

268687 raditzu: Party Hard

268624 Shay: @Dr. Bathroom Oh damn, I remember watching that abortion special with Charlton Heston on late night TV and gave me the hibbie jibbies.

268707 Side Boob: Can I leave the girl in the shelter, or do I have to adopt them together?

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wordjones uploaded 268273 (1005 points)
beyardo uploaded 268340 (955 points)
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moogerator uploaded 268274 (799 points)
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VeeKay uploaded 268432 (745 points)
Shay uploaded 268444 (744 points)
Zaxxoff uploaded 268481 (732 points)
E. HONDA uploaded 268480 (728 points)
Cyka uploaded 268401 (725 points)
Relp uploaded 268554 (719 points)
foreversmug uploaded 268397 (716 points)

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 3. Side Boob: 2490 points
 4. Murm Gungus: 2237 points
 5. VeeKay: 1769 points
 6. MrBoffo: 1711 points
 7. Shay: 1630 points
 8. Zaxxoff: 1580 points
 9. CompletelyJoking: 1566 points
10. dangerkeith3000: 1543 points
11. wordjones: 1506 points
12. frenk: 1499 points
13. poetrysucks: 1440 points
14. beyardo: 1431 points
15. amputator: 1421 points
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 addend: Please stay away from craters. Asteroids keep falling into them.
 Mr Bleak: This office is a raptor free zone. Since the last attack, it has been ... oh bollocks.
Image 262098   08-13-18   Uploaded by    TheFrogMan
 ppr4: This reminds me that recently my friends and I were watching an old 1980s commercial for Faygo starring Joan Rivers
 lecj07: Got to dock a few points for no faygo.
 dangerkeith3000: Juggalos are really weird, but usually nice.
 Warrax: This actually happened irl to my grandmother.
 addend: Conclusion: It is safe to be a Juggalo.
 WannaBee: wikiHow: How to be a Juggalo
 Psymon: @Dresdenkeogh A cultist of the Insane Clown Posse
 Dresdenkeogh: what is a Juggalo?
Image 262097   08-13-18   Uploaded by    Prefuse
 gulpeg: @matos Don't, don't, don't, don't
Image 262096   08-13-18   Uploaded by    SurfNTurf
 charlemagne: I saw her lips move
Image 262095   08-13-18   Uploaded by    edgarallendoh
 Not A Bot: m-m-m-mantrap, mantrap, cash was the bait, won't somebody help me before it's too late?
 lecj07: So much rad.
Image 262094   08-12-18   Uploaded by    mom
Image 262093 is unbelievably bad (score -11) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by burritos. We'll pray for you, burritos.
 Robespierre: The future of frozen franchising!
 dangerkeith3000: That's Taylor Swift.
 lecj07: Mfw Dad cooks dinner.
Image 262092   08-12-18   Uploaded by    flowers
 dangerkeith3000: My nips are down here!
 addend: (Maintains eye contact.)
 Himesama: Check out the nips on her.
Image 262091   08-12-18   Uploaded by    Lorm Bembo
 Admiral Alan: @Skinr If you're reaching for the stars, the red giants are probably the easiest to grab onto
 dangerkeith3000: To punch the moon...
 Air Biscuit: "Now i see why the basketball guy likes petting this."
 sparename: Failure! = the cow managed to jump OVER it
 addend: What a lunatic.
 Skinr: "Remember that when you reach for the moon, it's too far away, so it's pointless."
 FormerLurker: I hear the Mario coin noise when I see this
Image 262090   08-12-18   Uploaded by    Weedheart
 Theimposter: This ass looks nice.
 omgpro: Aooooo! Don't forget to send away for your three dee glasses kids!
 Robespierre: @DrNinjaman And here I was, thinking this was that Wildfire that guy did that song about.
 DrNinjaman: They call him, Lobo. He rides alone.
 dangerkeith3000: What an ass.
 Otterman: (Quacking noise)
 sparename: Definitely a tangible asset!
 Psymon: Your ass is showing
 lecj07: Who doesn't like a little ass?
 Himesama: How my kids act at bedtime.
Image 262089   08-12-18   Uploaded by    Prombom
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