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268773  SuedeOxford: See backside

268770  SuedeOxford: Same

268687  raditzu: Party Hard

268690  raditzu: Princeless.

268758  San DoDo: There has been a terrible mix up

268766  San DoDo: @square44 5 6 7 8!

268718  Hokie333: "never said consecutive days"

268740  Not A Bot: The Fahrenheit 451 crew is taking a coffee break.

268653  KnifeySpooney: Hahaha @Mr. Whiskers

268768  MrBoffo: Foodstuffs of North Korea

268739  MrBoffo: This either is, or is based on, a Kliban cartoon that appeared in the National Lampoon in the mid-'70s.

268775  ChubbyBuddy: looks like a solution to me

268766  square44: "it's half past and" ...and what?

268764  Annoying Vegan : You can do this, Earl. Pick a pocket, buy mudcrabs, eat like a king. Youre a pelican, not a pelicant.

268006  Mr Bleak: @Mad Collager This is what happens when you feed Minions after midnight.

268719  Winterneuro: *grabs his walker* yes! I can finally set that a- hole neighbors house on fire. I will have my revenge!

268760  ignatz: Esc.

268740  ignatz: @lecj07 I'll bep urple again one da..

268749  El hefe: Are those eyes blue?

268753  Knice: Bad-votrogen.

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3. tib gubb
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6. ignatz
7. Annoying Vegan
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9. Side Boob
10. Dr Awkward

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268710 antipatterns: Other cops include: judges, army guys, teachers, hr people, and your mom and dad

268624 Shay: @Dr. Bathroom Oh damn, I remember watching that abortion special with Charlton Heston on late night TV and gave me the hibbie jibbies.

268405 Felicity: Beautiful dress. And with gloves! Rad

268707 Side Boob: Can I leave the girl in the shelter, or do I have to adopt them together?

268611 fanny: yeah the content outweighs the upload/username combo for me too... bad @Felicity

268730 Not A Bot: don't look at me, I'm irrelevant

268687 raditzu: Party Hard

268713 WannaBee: Nice buns, hun.

268386 Teechur: Maybe Saturn has gone vegan

268539 Mr. Whiskers: Im going to stop beating jokes to death in online comments

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moogerator uploaded 268274 (799 points)
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VeeKay uploaded 268432 (745 points)
Shay uploaded 268444 (744 points)
Zaxxoff uploaded 268481 (732 points)
E. HONDA uploaded 268480 (728 points)
Cyka uploaded 268401 (725 points)
Relp uploaded 268554 (719 points)
foreversmug uploaded 268397 (716 points)

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 5. VeeKay: 1769 points
 6. MrBoffo: 1711 points
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 8. Zaxxoff: 1580 points
 9. CompletelyJoking: 1566 points
10. dangerkeith3000: 1543 points
11. wordjones: 1506 points
12. frenk: 1499 points
13. poetrysucks: 1440 points
14. beyardo: 1431 points
15. amputator: 1421 points
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 Mr Bleak: Mine does this - it's like his chompers don't actually fit in his mouth?
 lecj07: @sparename because it's supposed to be Alutac of course.
 Air Biscuit: Its spooky because it doesent have a touch screen.
 addend: Strangely believable.
 sparename: Count Alucat spelt backwards doesn't work
Image 262045   08-12-18   Uploaded by    daisy picker
 addend: "You brought garlic, right?"
Image 262044   08-12-18   Uploaded by    Pikachu
 Mr Bleak: @sparename It's a Deadly Sin, all on its own.
 Mr. Shine: Man, baby sloths are adorable.
 lecj07: Whatcha thinking about?
 sparename: What a lovely, cute little whateveritis
Image 262043   08-12-18   Uploaded by    twisty
 VeeKay: I too suffer from depression
 HighCactus: @Shay who are you
 Mr. Shine: So photogenic.
 lecj07: For he's a jowly good booooy for he's a jowly good boooy
 Shay: Invisible dog bone.
Image 262042   08-12-18   Uploaded by    prospector
Image 262041 is unbelievably bad (score -23) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by bookcase. You have brought shame on us, bookcase.
 Springbok: When a dog smiles, an angel gets its wings.
Image 262040   08-12-18   Uploaded by    Unicorn
 Mr. Shine: *cat giggling*
 Springbok: When a cat smiles, though, an angel learns to fly.
Image 262039   08-12-18   Uploaded by    ptrain
 addend: "#262039, what the heck was so funny?"
Image 262038   08-12-18   Uploaded by    male anon
 Theimposter: The image didn't suggest that he should actually do it... Just that it kinda looks like a face he might make at such a moment..I can chuckle at the observation and not wish him harm, even after my own brushes with such things.
 Uncle Phil: It also sounds like something he would say: "Slather that on a bullet, shoot it straight into my brain!" but they turned the quip into a dark poem.
 WTF: @FormerLurker I agree, wishing someone dead because they eat crap on TV is a bit extreme however I do like the imagery the text portrays.
 FormerLurker: Eh, I dunno. I dont like the guy, he seems pretty lame, and Ive never even really seen any of his shows... but I absolutely dont wish him harm, much less death. I mean, does making a living as an annoying celebrity chef and tv host really warrant death threats and hopes that hell commit suicide? Tv networks keep offering him money to have terrible hair and eat and talk about food.... so... he should kill himself? No. This is bad.
 Knice: PLEASE
Image 262037   08-12-18   Uploaded by    namaste
 Mr Bleak: "You strong like Rambo" No. "Look like hero" No. "Brain just like potato" Yes - fries, chips, baked, roast, mashed, dauphinoise - my whole body *likes* potato.
 ThoughtlessGentleman: i want all of these wait...... need!!!
 Air Biscuit: Why are you hating on potatoes so hard?
 Hyphae: I might be your angle, but at least I'm acute angle
 Side Boob: Ill teach you to treat me like potato!
Image 262036   08-12-18   Uploaded by    bromide
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