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273212  addend: Hand me the reins. We're going for a ride.

273213  addend: Is it a massage chair? Asking for a friend.

273222  addend: "You're crushing my hand!" / "You're crushing /my/ hand!"

273223  addend: "I'm 40 percent British steel."

273245  addend: *smooch*

273247  addend: No worries. We all sleep eventually.

273224  Spazstatic: In the beginning of the year and I have a few questions about the red one is a little more than I can say is that you are not feeling well and will be back in the office tomorrow and will be back in the office tomorrow

273250  addend: Pupper doing well after head transplant.

273249  addend: (Orders whatever food or beverage doesn't involve water.)

273249  a robot: Classic Managesmant

273229  Spazstatic: Now let's play "find the malware!"

273231  Spazstatic: She can't wear jeans without really uncomfortable bunching at the waist band.

273246  lecj07: Technically vodka can have traces of gluten, so this makes sense

273251  addend: Every. Moment.

273225  addend: LOL, childhood trauma.

273242  Spazstatic: Legally obliged doesn't mean legally required, right?

273249  WannaBee: That's an improvement. Their coffee sucks.

273244  Spazstatic: Everything's better with googly eyes.

273247  Spazstatic: My wife is awesome. She'll let me sleep in on the weekends because even though she's taking care of the kid 90% of the time, she doesn't have to get up at 5:30-6 in the morning. At least for now.

273242  WannaBee: Yes, I frequently borrow children.

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272975 WannaBee: This episode was brought to you by the letters F and U and the number 12.

273017 drtofu: A capacitor, on the other hand, would weigh more when charged than not because of the electrons.

272968 Side Boob: you could go full goon and be all, "Well, ACTUALLY..." :goonsay:

272892 Littlecraftywolf: tip your waiters regardless of who you are and who your waiter is. even if you get bad service at least leave something.

272993 wolfpk: A light snack for Joey Chestnut!

273043 UltraBeverly: I don't think it would be much of a leap to think his daughter was also his girlfriend.

272918 hajjpodge: Y'all need to stop all this kidding around.

273123 DrNinjaman: Gesundheit!

272991 E. HONDA: "The Irritating Gentleman" -- Berthold Woltze, 1874

272957 Passive: Who hearted?? "Uh.. it was the dog...."



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Score:
509
 
 addend: *can opener*
Image 261649   08-10-18   Uploaded by    karpeles
Score:
470
 
 Micro Jackson: I'm glad i can't smell this picture
 Annoying Vegan : If only my dog looked this optimistic in the tub
Image 261648   08-10-18   Uploaded by    lolnotrly
Score:
506
 
 addend: "Well, yeah -- It's an arm rest."
 a robot: Go on. Take a nap. Just a short one, even.
Image 261647   08-10-18   Uploaded by    Gringos
Score:
439
 
 E. HONDA: Besides your pasta aperture, you also need to adjust your pasta exposure time
 addend: Gonna make some penne.
 Mad Collager: A lot of guys would be happy if theirs fed just one.
 DrNinjaman: Instructions unclear, dick boiled until "al dente"
 Robespierre: Really breaks the ice at parties
 Shay: Today's weirdo item/comment.
 dangerkeith3000: I think mine would feed at least 2. Maybe a bit of leftovers.
 taiko: Sorry dude, this device won't measure orzo.
 sir toke a lot: i got enough to feed the needy
 ITS TAPE: Thanks for highlighting the joke!
Image 261646   08-10-18   Uploaded by    abrahamx
Score:
530
 
 dangerkeith3000: Blue and Purple
 PenguinBartender: Username upload combo
Image 261645   08-10-18   Uploaded by    The Dog Dies
Score:
562
 
 Robespierre: Elastic Dog concept looks striking, soulful
 dangerkeith3000: Maybe he lost a lot of weight when Thanos snapped his fingers.
 Crim Tender: Excess dog, use remainder to construct additional dog.
Image 261644   08-10-18   Uploaded by    Defiance
Score:
628
 
 tib gubb: let's play "spot the racism"
 Robespierre: Is that Chris Froome?
 Chinese Buffet: this is old
Image 261643   08-10-18   Uploaded by    PissedOff
Score:
280
 
 UltraBeverly: @qweenlaqueefa older than millennials. Also- I don't put my feet on the sofa in my own house, I'm sure as hell not doing in on a sofa JFK fucked Marilyn on.
 qweenlaqueefa: more importantly, who uses a phone like that?
 Salvador Molly: I had to Urban Dictionary "thot." But the real question on the photo should have been "Can you imagine how heads would have exploded on Fox News if this had been a photo of an Obama administration staffer, with their feet tucked under them on the sofa, staring at their phone, while dignitaries visit?"
 UltraBeverly: Bring out the gimp
 dangerkeith3000: The OG Lambda Lambda Lambda's
 Not A Bot: neither
 tib gubb: ah, the colored gentlemen's brigade
 Dr Awkward: Trump looks so uncomfortable with that much skin pigmentation in the room.
Image 261642   08-10-18   Uploaded by    phailsauce
Score:
414
 
 dangerkeith3000: I guess her boyfriend doesn't like ass.
 Astanapan: She has two months of boyfriend left.
 Shay: Are your boyfriend and you ants?
 Dr Awkward: If I had a nickel for every time Ive said thank you liquid ass.... well Id have 15 cents by now
 Side Boob: Very small but worth the read. :P
Image 261641   08-10-18   Uploaded by    sergeant
Score:
435
 
 Chocolate Pain: Judging by the length of that doggo's claws it doesn't get enough exercise by a long chalk.
 Mad Collager: Alf has been reincarnated.
 Annoying Vegan : *lays sock on pillow*
 Science: @Dr Awkward: Not a cat - it's a sloth. The claws are a dead giveaway.
 Yam: pointyboy
 Dr Awkward: Your rat looks sick
Image 261640   08-10-18   Uploaded by    namename
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