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273256  addend: Most of it still looks edible and delicious.

273215  Sadbot: @Air Biscuit I've only had it by asking for it, it's never on the menu

273198  addend: Question 2: Do you like me, though I am not pizza?

273215  Sadbot: @Air Biscuit Kind of? It's fermented like mead but tastes different. It's called tej

273260  WannaBee: Aww... He's had a ruff day!

273224  WannaBee: In the beginning of the day and I didnt know what to do with it haha was the day I was going to go to bed and I have to take a shower.

273215  Air Biscuit: @Sadbot honey wine like mead?

273256  Littlecraftywolf: @WannaBee take your plus and get out

273256  WannaBee: I'm guessing they were on a Rocky Road?

273043  Littlecraftywolf: it looks like hes got a tattoo on his neck that says "Ricky"

273224  Dr Awkward: In the beginning I was just going on the road and then Ill probably get to see yall but Ill let yall in the afternoon and I can meet up for dinner or if I wanna I want you and you can come to get the stuff

273265  kimjongun: Beauty of North Korea.

273255  Air Biscuit: Willard/Ratatouille crossover looking good.

273246  some guy : Cholesterol free as well

273215  Sadbot: @Joseph I am better off for having read this, thank you

273203  Joseph: That's funny because my wife is my copilot and we're driving to church.

273215  Joseph: @Sadbot The pancakes are called injera, but are really difficult to make. It's more or less the same food as Eritrea and Somalia. Eritrean people are fantastic, they will be the best friends you'll ever have. They are better than family actually.

273224  Joseph: In the rural area of the United States and the United States of America is a very popular place to live and to be able to do that in the world of the world of South America and the world of South America (I'll stop now, it doesn't work on my phone)

273256  Knice: Sensing danger, the Hermit Ice Cream abandons its current home in search of a more secure abode. [splorping sounds]

273258  Knice: His Majesty has spoken.

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272892 Littlecraftywolf: tip your waiters regardless of who you are and who your waiter is. even if you get bad service at least leave something.

272991 E. HONDA: "The Irritating Gentleman" -- Berthold Woltze, 1874

272975 WannaBee: This episode was brought to you by the letters F and U and the number 12.

273017 drtofu: A capacitor, on the other hand, would weigh more when charged than not because of the electrons.

273215 Sadbot: @Air Biscuit I've only had it by asking for it, it's never on the menu

273123 DrNinjaman: Gesundheit!

272993 wolfpk: A light snack for Joey Chestnut!

272918 hajjpodge: Y'all need to stop all this kidding around.

272968 Side Boob: you could go full goon and be all, "Well, ACTUALLY..." :goonsay:

273043 Littlecraftywolf: it looks like hes got a tattoo on his neck that says "Ricky"



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Score:
439
 
 E. HONDA: Besides your pasta aperture, you also need to adjust your pasta exposure time
 addend: Gonna make some penne.
 Mad Collager: A lot of guys would be happy if theirs fed just one.
 DrNinjaman: Instructions unclear, dick boiled until "al dente"
 Robespierre: Really breaks the ice at parties
 Shay: Today's weirdo item/comment.
 dangerkeith3000: I think mine would feed at least 2. Maybe a bit of leftovers.
 taiko: Sorry dude, this device won't measure orzo.
 sir toke a lot: i got enough to feed the needy
 ITS TAPE: Thanks for highlighting the joke!
Image 261646   08-10-18   Uploaded by    abrahamx
Score:
530
 
 dangerkeith3000: Blue and Purple
 PenguinBartender: Username upload combo
Image 261645   08-10-18   Uploaded by    The Dog Dies
Score:
562
 
 Robespierre: Elastic Dog concept looks striking, soulful
 dangerkeith3000: Maybe he lost a lot of weight when Thanos snapped his fingers.
 Crim Tender: Excess dog, use remainder to construct additional dog.
Image 261644   08-10-18   Uploaded by    Defiance
Score:
628
 
 tib gubb: let's play "spot the racism"
 Robespierre: Is that Chris Froome?
 Chinese Buffet: this is old
Image 261643   08-10-18   Uploaded by    PissedOff
Score:
280
 
 UltraBeverly: @qweenlaqueefa older than millennials. Also- I don't put my feet on the sofa in my own house, I'm sure as hell not doing in on a sofa JFK fucked Marilyn on.
 qweenlaqueefa: more importantly, who uses a phone like that?
 Salvador Molly: I had to Urban Dictionary "thot." But the real question on the photo should have been "Can you imagine how heads would have exploded on Fox News if this had been a photo of an Obama administration staffer, with their feet tucked under them on the sofa, staring at their phone, while dignitaries visit?"
 UltraBeverly: Bring out the gimp
 dangerkeith3000: The OG Lambda Lambda Lambda's
 Not A Bot: neither
 tib gubb: ah, the colored gentlemen's brigade
 Dr Awkward: Trump looks so uncomfortable with that much skin pigmentation in the room.
Image 261642   08-10-18   Uploaded by    phailsauce
Score:
414
 
 dangerkeith3000: I guess her boyfriend doesn't like ass.
 Astanapan: She has two months of boyfriend left.
 Shay: Are your boyfriend and you ants?
 Dr Awkward: If I had a nickel for every time Ive said thank you liquid ass.... well Id have 15 cents by now
 Side Boob: Very small but worth the read. :P
Image 261641   08-10-18   Uploaded by    sergeant
Score:
435
 
 Chocolate Pain: Judging by the length of that doggo's claws it doesn't get enough exercise by a long chalk.
 Mad Collager: Alf has been reincarnated.
 Annoying Vegan : *lays sock on pillow*
 Science: @Dr Awkward: Not a cat - it's a sloth. The claws are a dead giveaway.
 Yam: pointyboy
 Dr Awkward: Your rat looks sick
Image 261640   08-10-18   Uploaded by    namename
Score:
552
 
 addend: "Hmm, pre-approved... What's a Discover card?"
 dangerkeith3000: Teaching them to read was how the Simian uprising began!
 NoRagrets: Damn, banana stocks are on a downswing this week.
 Scoo: Made a wrong turn at Albuquerque!
Image 261639   08-10-18   Uploaded by    Double-Munched Tacotito
Score:
438
 
No one else has dared to comment. Will you?
Image 261638   08-10-18   Uploaded by    god666
Score:
497
 
 why the long face: @Robespierre "That's why my friends call me Whiskers!"
 Robespierre: The reincarnation of Harry Carey (minus Falstaff)
 Dr Awkward: Ahh my good colleague, Professor Fluffington
Image 261637   08-10-18   Uploaded by    alex
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