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273258  Knice: His Majesty has spoken.

273223  uncannie: your doctor is kind of young, yeah?

273253  Knice: The needs of the many outweigh the needs of the mew.

273247  Joseph: This is bullshit, babies sleep a lot you just need to change your schedule a bit.

273241  DrNinjaman: Mother...

273252  DrNinjaman: Shai-hulud comes!

273212  addend: Hand me the reins. We're going for a ride.

273213  addend: Is it a massage chair? Asking for a friend.

273222  addend: "You're crushing my hand!" / "You're crushing /my/ hand!"

273223  addend: "I'm 40 percent British steel."

273245  addend: *smooch*

273247  addend: No worries. We all sleep eventually.

273224  Spazstatic: In the beginning of the year and I have a few questions about the red one is a little more than I can say is that you are not feeling well and will be back in the office tomorrow and will be back in the office tomorrow

273250  addend: Pupper doing well after head transplant.

273249  addend: (Orders whatever food or beverage doesn't involve water.)

273249  a robot: Classic Managesmant

273229  Spazstatic: Now let's play "find the malware!"

273231  Spazstatic: She can't wear jeans without really uncomfortable bunching at the waist band.

273246  lecj07: Technically vodka can have traces of gluten, so this makes sense

273251  addend: Every. Moment.

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272892 Littlecraftywolf: tip your waiters regardless of who you are and who your waiter is. even if you get bad service at least leave something.

273123 DrNinjaman: Gesundheit!

272950 some guy : Snail Down.

272975 WannaBee: This episode was brought to you by the letters F and U and the number 12.

272991 E. HONDA: "The Irritating Gentleman" -- Berthold Woltze, 1874

272993 wolfpk: A light snack for Joey Chestnut!

272918 hajjpodge: Y'all need to stop all this kidding around.

272968 Side Boob: you could go full goon and be all, "Well, ACTUALLY..." :goonsay:

273043 UltraBeverly: I don't think it would be much of a leap to think his daughter was also his girlfriend.

273017 drtofu: A capacitor, on the other hand, would weigh more when charged than not because of the electrons.



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Score:
203
 
 Mr Bleak: @dangerkeith3000 New depths, more likely...
 Science: @Gomi Day: You know you can just push it out, right? Like a poo?
 Mr. Shine: Upper left corner for the ultra brave.
 DrNinjaman: KONG!...
 E. HONDA: ...on a bicycle built for twoooo...
 dope: I feel brave enough
 dangerkeith3000: Wow. Talk about reaching new heights...
 Gomi Day: not THAT safe without a flared base.
 FormerLurker: @Scoo So... tug...
 Scoo: Instructions unclear; tug toy stuck in ass
Image 261592   08-09-18   Uploaded by    skittles
Score:
196
 
 Python77: Waitress! Check Please!
 Drump Porbs: Like he just don't care
 Dr Awkward: Julius Caesars wee wee is only about this big.
 dangerkeith3000: "Yo, Jesus, turn that water into wine already. I'm thirstin'!"
 a robot: @jochenau Oh, I thought it was "yo check this shit out" by drgrayfang
 jochenau: "The Sermon on the Mount" by Danish painter Carl Bloch, ca. 1870.
Image 261591   08-09-18   Uploaded by    catsanddogs
Score:
257
 
 Scoo: TO SERVE MAN
 Hokie333: LYOUNCH
 Brain: There's no "suicide pact" without "U" and "I"!
 DrNinjaman: So close...
 dangerkeith3000: SPOILER ALERT: It's people.
 a robot: Mmmm, me.
 Mexico: Soylent Green again?
Image 261590   08-09-18   Uploaded by    E. HONDA
Score:
222
 
 dangerkeith3000: Still a better love story than Twilight
 jochenau: I'm going to pretend his tattoo says "Live Laugh Love".
Image 261589   08-09-18   Uploaded by    jokertothethief
Score:
575
 
 lecj07: I sense a trap.
Image 261588   08-09-18   Uploaded by    Fantasy
Score:
236
 
 Mr Bleak: What if the dog has a Forever Home? (I *hate* that phrase).
 Dr Awkward: Similar to temporary urinal
 caesar: @Scoo god i hope so
 a robot: So, werewolf park?
 Scoo: Is this at a Furry con?
Image 261587   08-09-18   Uploaded by    E. HONDA
Score:
616
 
 Mad Collager: @toaster You'll be even more amused by your upper arm bone.
 Greek Fire: Yeah, Old World Blues was pretty cool
 jochenau: Your insurance only paid for the removal, if you want it back you'll have to take it up with them.
Image 261586   08-09-18   Uploaded by    spacedawg
Score:
585
 
 Spazstatic: @jochenau looks like it's a harness. It's probably because it's a small dog that would break it's own neck if it yanked on a regular collar too hard.
 toaster: Temporary Dog
 DrNinjaman: "I have a dog that has no nose." "How does it smell?" "Awful!"
 jochenau: What manner of diaper/fannypack hybrid have you inflicted upon your dog?
 sparenamelaptopdied: Jeremy Hillary Boob Ph.D
Image 261585   08-09-18   Uploaded by    Shay
Score:
336
 
 dangerkeith3000: @Shay This is nobody's Fantasy.
 Shay: @petepuma Gotta know Final Fantasy XV to get this.
 jochenau: Do I even want to know?
 petepuma: there's almost no context where I could "rad" this
 hajjpodge: oh no
Image 261584   08-09-18   Uploaded by    Skinr
Score:
470
 
 Mr. Shine: This tree TOTALLY isn't haunted, you guys.
 Robespierre: Wuthering Depths
Image 261583   08-09-18   Uploaded by    bad tony
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