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273203  Joseph: That's funny because my wife is my copilot and we're driving to church.

273215  Joseph: @Sadbot The pancakes are called injera, but are really difficult to make. It's more or less the same food as Eritrea and Somalia. Eritrean people are fantastic, they will be the best friends you'll ever have. They are better than family actually.

273224  Joseph: In the rural area of the United States and the United States of America is a very popular place to live and to be able to do that in the world of the world of South America and the world of South America (I'll stop now, it doesn't work on my phone)

273256  Knice: Sensing danger, the Hermit Ice Cream abandons its current home in search of a more secure abode. [splorping sounds]

273258  Knice: His Majesty has spoken.

273223  uncannie: your doctor is kind of young, yeah?

273253  Knice: The needs of the many outweigh the needs of the mew.

273247  Joseph: This is bullshit, babies sleep a lot you just need to change your schedule a bit.

273241  DrNinjaman: Mother...

273252  DrNinjaman: Shai-hulud comes!

273212  addend: Hand me the reins. We're going for a ride.

273213  addend: Is it a massage chair? Asking for a friend.

273222  addend: "You're crushing my hand!" / "You're crushing /my/ hand!"

273223  addend: "I'm 40 percent British steel."

273245  addend: *smooch*

273247  addend: No worries. We all sleep eventually.

273224  Spazstatic: In the beginning of the year and I have a few questions about the red one is a little more than I can say is that you are not feeling well and will be back in the office tomorrow and will be back in the office tomorrow

273250  addend: Pupper doing well after head transplant.

273249  addend: (Orders whatever food or beverage doesn't involve water.)

273249  a robot: Classic Managesmant

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272968 Side Boob: you could go full goon and be all, "Well, ACTUALLY..." :goonsay:

273123 DrNinjaman: Gesundheit!

272892 Littlecraftywolf: tip your waiters regardless of who you are and who your waiter is. even if you get bad service at least leave something.

273043 UltraBeverly: I don't think it would be much of a leap to think his daughter was also his girlfriend.

273017 drtofu: A capacitor, on the other hand, would weigh more when charged than not because of the electrons.

272950 some guy : Snail Down.

272918 hajjpodge: Y'all need to stop all this kidding around.

272991 E. HONDA: "The Irritating Gentleman" -- Berthold Woltze, 1874

272993 wolfpk: A light snack for Joey Chestnut!

272975 WannaBee: This episode was brought to you by the letters F and U and the number 12.

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 jochenau: @Prostata It's to restore the balance of the Force due to them not cropping the black bars.
 Robespierre: He done dood it
 Prostata: total dick move posting something after cropping off the artist's info at the bottom.
 Amy Housewine: Frenly Snek only wants to oblige.
 Troll: LOL aww
 Peter Pantsless: I really like these
Image 261524   08-09-18   Uploaded by    CheezGrater
 kshoxx: Squeeeeee!
Image 261523   08-09-18   Uploaded by    beefbeef
 Sthenolaidas: @Solemn showed this to a physicist who gave a loud but dignified "HA" then proceeded to show it to his office buddy who made a surprisingly similar "HA".
 jochenau: I too lose my appetite when I divide by 8.
 Solemn: For those not familiar with math jokes, the square root of -1 is written as 'i', which stands for 'imaginary number'. So this equation would be read as 'i over 8'.
 Sadbot: The most irrational joke
 sparenamelaptopdied: but for us electronicicians it's j over eight
Image 261522   08-09-18   Uploaded by    wolfpupy
 Mr Bleak: @jochenau It's clearly a LEGEND - it's written on the box!
 jochenau: I've never heard of Cheerwine but apparently they have Krispy Kreme-flavored soda. I'm torn on whether that is awesome or terrible.
 Robespierre: Cat has unusual tastes
Image 261521   08-09-18   Uploaded by    piratepom
 lecj07: @hajjpodge You won't get a handy. Wait...
 hajjpodge: @lecj07 @Annoying Vegan Well, if they don't find you handsome...
 Annoying Vegan : @lecj07 Maybe its duct taped on the inside? :D
 lecj07: @Annoying Vegan I don't see any of the handyman's secret weapon though.
 Side Boob: @VeeKay the beds just bolt onto the frames. No chopping necessary.
 male anon: Wow! Two death trap choop shopped bullshit murder trucks in one car park.
 Ihminen: the offspring of a red and a silver dodge ram... isn't nature beautiful?
 Annoying Vegan : Which Red Green project was this?
 Side Boob: Family reunion.
Image 261520   08-09-18   Uploaded by    SS Keith
 Python77: That is terrifying. Should be comical, but they just... keep... staring.
 Not A Bot: photo restored by Cecilia Gimnez
 Robespierre: SILENCE!
Image 261519   08-09-18   Uploaded by    InfiniteZero
 Passive: i understood the point he was trying to make
 Mr Bleak: About as useful, yes.
 UltraBeverly: @Shay If you're an electron!
 kswat: this proves the flat earth.
 Shay: The internet is a series of tubes.
Image 261518   08-09-18   Uploaded by    Osiris
 Mr Bleak: The worst I've seen is a people carrier doing 60 in the rush hour. Laptop propped open on the dash, typing away and steering with his elbows...
Image 261517   08-09-18   Uploaded by    highdra
 PenguinBartender: Egads, Carrie-Anne Moss just does not age, does she?
 PenguinBartender: Egads, Carrie-Anne Moss just does not age, does she?
 Robespierre: Connect the dots, dum de dum de dum - connect the dots, dum de dum de dum...
 east bay: Pleasingly androgynous, though the hairstyle looks too much like a combover
 dangerkeith3000: Google search reports back that this is a picture of a "person". It is indeed a person. Thanks, Google!
Image 261516   08-09-18   Uploaded by    snipdawg
 E. HONDA: is the dress actually black and blue because we took the picture with shitty lighting or something like that
 Chinese Buffet: Mebe it's the high belt..
 burritos: @Felicity IDGIE
 a robot: Humans identified.
 NonRhetorical: @Felicity Same.
 carlin: IDGI
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