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273224  charlemagne: @charlemagne I don't like this game

273224  charlemagne: In the beginning of the month but it will have the phantasy the the same mix and I have been attacked the to the next black hooded jacket with you on Monday at noon and the other hand if it looks as long it would make me sleep

273147  kswat: @Amy Housewine of course!

273258  Fiveninety: i didn't think so

273246  funy speling: What's wrong with his hand?

273256  addend: Most of it still looks edible and delicious.

273215  Sadbot: @Air Biscuit I've only had it by asking for it, it's never on the menu

273198  addend: Question 2: Do you like me, though I am not pizza?

273215  Sadbot: @Air Biscuit Kind of? It's fermented like mead but tastes different. It's called tej

273260  WannaBee: Aww... He's had a ruff day!

273224  WannaBee: In the beginning of the day and I didnt know what to do with it haha was the day I was going to go to bed and I have to take a shower.

273215  Air Biscuit: @Sadbot honey wine like mead?

273256  Littlecraftywolf: @WannaBee take your plus and get out

273256  WannaBee: I'm guessing they were on a Rocky Road?

273043  Littlecraftywolf: it looks like hes got a tattoo on his neck that says "Ricky"

273224  Dr Awkward: In the beginning I was just going on the road and then Ill probably get to see yall but Ill let yall in the afternoon and I can meet up for dinner or if I wanna I want you and you can come to get the stuff

273265  kimjongun: Beauty of North Korea.

273255  Air Biscuit: Willard/Ratatouille crossover looking good.

273246  some guy : Cholesterol free as well

273215  Sadbot: @Joseph I am better off for having read this, thank you

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273215 Sadbot: @Air Biscuit I've only had it by asking for it, it's never on the menu

272975 WannaBee: This episode was brought to you by the letters F and U and the number 12.

272918 hajjpodge: Y'all need to stop all this kidding around.

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273123 DrNinjaman: Gesundheit!

272993 wolfpk: A light snack for Joey Chestnut!

273017 drtofu: A capacitor, on the other hand, would weigh more when charged than not because of the electrons.

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 jazzjunkie: That escalated quickly
 hajjpodge: s a m e
 Dr Awkward: I chuckled. Plus, this was quite a departure from cute corgi posts from @Annoying Vegan. Rad
 Side Boob: :effort:
 Scoo: Pumpkin Spice Revolution
 prius: Meh.
Image 261490   08-09-18   Uploaded by    Annoying Vegan
 9mm: @Mr Bleak One of my comedy heroes, Gilbert Gottfried, has a joke where he says he saw Jackie O at a party and he thought, "I know a good conversation starter!" so he went over and said "Do you remember where you were and what you were doing...?" What I love about that joke is that he doesn't finish the question. It takes a few pieces of specific knowledge to fill in the meaning in your head, so you feel smart when you get it!
 claphands: @Mr Bleak Too soon?
 Mr Bleak: @Felicity It's probably a good thing you don't use it - some might find it tasteless. ;)
 hoobleton: @blablabla Oh! I get jokes!
 blablabla: its a joke @Felicity
 SlapDaddy72: titled: Oswald's View
 SS Keith: I wrote a joke that I don't use, about how if he hadn't died, the sex scandals would've toppled his presidency, but he dodged that bullet
 redmonkey3: Where poor taste and poor planning intersect, the will be found / i chuckled tho...
 Not A Bot: y does NOT equal b! duh!
 sparename: "What else do I have to say.."
Image 261489   08-09-18   Uploaded by    Side Boob
 dangerkeith3000: Just have someone toss your salad and scramble your eggs. They'll be calling again... Goodnight!
 sparename: @sparename @jimbiscuit Apparently..
 sparename: @jimbiscuit Not always.... Bad news travels fast
 Side Boob: I miss this show.
Image 261488   08-09-18   Uploaded by    waynelord
 trelyate: what kind of bees sting ghosts? boo-bees!
 petepuma: i was saying boo-urns
Image 261487   08-09-18   Uploaded by    SomeCanadian
 Spazstatic: I was pretty impressed with the first rock, but then I saw the second one behind her.
 raditzu: Yeah, go and tell her to make you a sammich... I dare you!
 AlexDeLarge: I have the weirdest nachos right now
 NO JOKES: She can toss my caber any time..
 a robot: Which Discworld book is it that has a line about "where I come from, the perfect wife is the one who can lift and carry a pig under each arm."
 SuedeOxford: Not what I meant when I said I wanted a woman who could hold me.
 trelyate: this is how I feel when I'm carrying a new jug of water for the water cooler
 redmonkey3: @WannaBee - FUCK YEAH!
 WannaBee: She is the first woman in 40 years to lift the Dinnie Stones which weigh 732lbs.
 dangerkeith3000: She is no wee Scottish lass.
 Mr. Shine: Rad for strong women
 Annoying Vegan : This rocks!
 Peter Pantsless: "Gonna kill the shit outta that spider!"
 FormerLurker: @sparename well, do I ever know the lady to help you out!
 sparename: Hey, I have a large rock with a handle on that needs moving slightly..
Image 261486   08-09-18   Uploaded by    Side Boob
 Mr Bleak: Turn it over and try it. When that doesn't work, turn it over again. It works for USB plugs.
 violentwrath: Put it on casters and roll it down that hill
 redmonkey3: Time for the roof and some sloppy knots with thin nylon line - hijinks continue to ensue
 petepuma: pivot!
 Robespierre: @Off Topic Hang In There, Baby - Friday's Coming (my dudes)
 sparename: Another TARDISn't
 Dr Awkward: @Off Topic Determination: Sometimes it isnt enough
 Off Topic: This is almost motivational poster worthy.
 Prostata: didn't think that cunning plan all the way through
 fanny: Id just sit there with a bowl of popcorn and watch
 FormerLurker: Keep trying.
Image 261485   08-09-18   Uploaded by    redrex
 queezy farm: Careful with that joke, it's an antique!
 Robespierre: @Dr Awkward "Riddle me this, neighbour..."
 SuedeOxford: "You missin' sumthin with brown feathers?" *unzips pants*
 Dr Awkward: One of my turkeys ended up in a Neighbors property. The neighbor looks just like the guy on the right here, and I had never met him before, and he was like You missin sumthin brown with feathers? I thought it was a pun or something
 windows96: Oh, yeah. Try the Smiths up the street..
 Unicorn: Wow, Mario realllly let himself go.
 Gluten Fee: New '20s dance craze: The Maserati'd Beagle
 CheezGrater: This could become a dance.
Image 261484   08-09-18   Uploaded by    Lumb Blombus
 dangerkeith3000: She looks just like the can.
 Robespierre: Cannibalistic tendencies
 wolfpk: Mary Ann finally got sick of her prissy ass!
 Knice: When you realize you're fuckin' delicious.
 Peter Pantsless: Soda green is people!
Image 261483   08-09-18   Uploaded by    tea
 WTF: When, as an artist, you only want to go half cubist.
 Mad Collager: I hope she can still fit through the screen door.
 Robespierre: Fuh-fuh-fuh-fuh-FASH-un...
 sports: Volumoinous
Image 261482   08-09-18   Uploaded by    Annoying Vegan
 Knice: For maximum protection, we ship our crafting supplies in Corgigated boxes.
Image 261481   08-09-18   Uploaded by    Annoying Vegan
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