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262241  ThoughtlessGentleman: sentient rice.

262247  ThoughtlessGentleman: whoa! how im here again?!

262264  TurkeyVultureTed: Sooo happy.

262273  eevee: Looks stoned af lol

261897  Mr Bleak: @square44 Only if it's before 5:30PM #261898

261899  Mr Bleak: When this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you're gonna see some serious shit. Because the toilet will fall out all over the road.

261900  Mr Bleak: @apoxia We do it all the time: teachers get annoyed if you refer to what they do as "lies to children" but that is exacty what it is: each year they tell you "We told you last year that ... but it's more complicated than that, it's really ...". For example "matter is made of atoms", "ah, atoms are made of protons, neutrons and electrons", "ah, they are made of quarks", "ah, no, they don't really orbit ...", and then you end up with lectures on "the effective mass of a hole" and it all gets really weird ... We need to lie to children in small ways, because the world is too complicated for them to understand straight away. Sorry, should have found a way to make that funny. Um ... (insert fart gag here)

261908  Mr Bleak: Black Panther sequel looking good!

261922  Mr Bleak: @dangerkeith3000 That's why it's made of wood - it'll burn to indicate a fire is present.

262177  Bohab: Context is important, you're very unlikely to be killed by a cow in the ocean

262225  Bohab: I feel less insane knowing it's not just me

261925  Mr Bleak: @Butcherboy It was snoozing.

261934  Mr Bleak: And I see the cats as "cute floof", "cute floof", "cute floof", "cute floof", "cute floof", "cute floof", "cute floof", "cute floof", and "cute floof".

262272  Fuzzpot: Young Michael Bay directs his first TMNT movie.

262272  berlin: GO NINJA GO NINJA GO!

262272  rockkstar: This porn has a young director.

262272  brown tony: "HEY YOU, DO NOT MAKE CUCUMBER!!"

261935  Mr Bleak: @Zarathustra Probably an iFruit.

261939  Mr Bleak: Has anyone seen my car? I left it here someplace ... #261940

262258  Warrax: Googly eyes make everything better?

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262107 Felicity: No heartbeat, you fork

262172 Teechur: It's like I'm looking into my own soul.

262157 Felicity: @raditzu Well, she is an Amazon...

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262103 Felicity: The border on the National Geographic cover gets thicker every year

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262235 UltraBeverly: I'm just glad it has a USB connection?!?

261949 Felicity: Pigloaf

262160 Felicity: @Prostata It's like Kinski from Nightbreed

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 jazzjunkie: That escalated quickly
 hajjpodge: s a m e
 Dr Awkward: I chuckled. Plus, this was quite a departure from cute corgi posts from @Annoying Vegan. Rad
 Side Boob: :effort:
 Scoo: Pumpkin Spice Revolution
 VeeKay: Meh.
Image 261490   08-09-18   Uploaded by    Annoying Vegan
 Felicity: @Mr Bleak One of my comedy heroes, Gilbert Gottfried, has a joke where he says he saw Jackie O at a party and he thought, "I know a good conversation starter!" so he went over and said "Do you remember where you were and what you were doing...?" What I love about that joke is that he doesn't finish the question. It takes a few pieces of specific knowledge to fill in the meaning in your head, so you feel smart when you get it!
 Felicity: @Mr Bleak Too soon?
 Mr Bleak: @Felicity It's probably a good thing you don't use it - some might find it tasteless. ;)
 Felicity: @blablabla Oh! I get jokes!
 blablabla: its a joke @Felicity
 SlapDaddy72: titled: Oswald's View
 Felicity: I wrote a joke that I don't use, about how if he hadn't died, the sex scandals would've toppled his presidency, but he dodged that bullet
 redmonkey3: Where poor taste and poor planning intersect, the will be found / i chuckled tho...
 Not A Bot: y does NOT equal b! duh!
 sparename: "What else do I have to say.."
Image 261489   08-09-18   Uploaded by    Side Boob
 dangerkeith3000: Just have someone toss your salad and scramble your eggs. They'll be calling again... Goodnight!
 sparename: @sparename @jimbiscuit Apparently..
 sparename: @jimbiscuit Not always.... Bad news travels fast
 Side Boob: I miss this show.
Image 261488   08-09-18   Uploaded by    waynelord
 trelyate: what kind of bees sting ghosts? boo-bees!
 petepuma: i was saying boo-urns
Image 261487   08-09-18   Uploaded by    SomeCanadian
 Spazstatic: I was pretty impressed with the first rock, but then I saw the second one behind her.
 raditzu: Yeah, go and tell her to make you a sammich... I dare you!
 AlexDeLarge: I have the weirdest nachos right now
 ignatz: She can toss my caber any time..
 a robot: Which Discworld book is it that has a line about "where I come from, the perfect wife is the one who can lift and carry a pig under each arm."
 SuedeOxford: Not what I meant when I said I wanted a woman who could hold me.
 trelyate: this is how I feel when I'm carrying a new jug of water for the water cooler
 redmonkey3: @WannaBee - FUCK YEAH!
 WannaBee: She is the first woman in 40 years to lift the Dinnie Stones which weigh 732lbs.
 dangerkeith3000: She is no wee Scottish lass.
 Mr. Shine: Rad for strong women
 Annoying Vegan : This rocks!
 Peter Pantsless: "Gonna kill the shit outta that spider!"
 FormerLurker: @sparename well, do I ever know the lady to help you out!
 sparename: Hey, I have a large rock with a handle on that needs moving slightly..
Image 261486   08-09-18   Uploaded by    Side Boob
 Mr Bleak: Turn it over and try it. When that doesn't work, turn it over again. It works for USB plugs.
 Felicity: Put it on casters and roll it down that hill
 redmonkey3: Time for the roof and some sloppy knots with thin nylon line - hijinks continue to ensue
 petepuma: pivot!
 Robespierre: @Off Topic Hang In There, Baby - Friday's Coming (my dudes)
 sparename: Another TARDISn't
 Dr Awkward: @Off Topic Determination: Sometimes it isnt enough
 Off Topic: This is almost motivational poster worthy.
 Prostata: didn't think that cunning plan all the way through
 fanny: Id just sit there with a bowl of popcorn and watch
 FormerLurker: Keep trying.
Image 261485   08-09-18   Uploaded by    redrex
 Felicity: Careful with that joke, it's an antique!
 Robespierre: @Dr Awkward "Riddle me this, neighbour..."
 SuedeOxford: "You missin' sumthin with brown feathers?" *unzips pants*
 Dr Awkward: One of my turkeys ended up in a Neighbors property. The neighbor looks just like the guy on the right here, and I had never met him before, and he was like You missin sumthin brown with feathers? I thought it was a pun or something
 windows96: Oh, yeah. Try the Smiths up the street..
 Unicorn: Wow, Mario realllly let himself go.
 Gluten Fee: New '20s dance craze: The Maserati'd Beagle
 CheezGrater: This could become a dance.
Image 261484   08-09-18   Uploaded by    Lumb Blombus
 dangerkeith3000: She looks just like the can.
 Robespierre: Cannibalistic tendencies
 wolfpk: Mary Ann finally got sick of her prissy ass!
 Knice: When you realize you're fuckin' delicious.
 Peter Pantsless: Soda green is people!
Image 261483   08-09-18   Uploaded by    tea
 WTF: When, as an artist, you only want to go half cubist.
 Mad Collager: I hope she can still fit through the screen door.
 Robespierre: Fuh-fuh-fuh-fuh-FASH-un...
 VeeKay: Volumoinous
Image 261482   08-09-18   Uploaded by    Annoying Vegan
 Knice: For maximum protection, we ship our crafting supplies in Corgigated boxes.
Image 261481   08-09-18   Uploaded by    Annoying Vegan
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