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273212  addend: Hand me the reins. We're going for a ride.

273213  addend: Is it a massage chair? Asking for a friend.

273222  addend: "You're crushing my hand!" / "You're crushing /my/ hand!"

273223  addend: "I'm 40 percent British steel."

273245  addend: *smooch*

273247  addend: No worries. We all sleep eventually.

273224  Spazstatic: In the beginning of the year and I have a few questions about the red one is a little more than I can say is that you are not feeling well and will be back in the office tomorrow and will be back in the office tomorrow

273250  addend: Pupper doing well after head transplant.

273249  addend: (Orders whatever food or beverage doesn't involve water.)

273249  a robot: Classic Managesmant

273229  Spazstatic: Now let's play "find the malware!"

273231  Spazstatic: She can't wear jeans without really uncomfortable bunching at the waist band.

273246  lecj07: Technically vodka can have traces of gluten, so this makes sense

273251  addend: Every. Moment.

273225  addend: LOL, childhood trauma.

273242  Spazstatic: Legally obliged doesn't mean legally required, right?

273249  WannaBee: That's an improvement. Their coffee sucks.

273244  Spazstatic: Everything's better with googly eyes.

273247  Spazstatic: My wife is awesome. She'll let me sleep in on the weekends because even though she's taking care of the kid 90% of the time, she doesn't have to get up at 5:30-6 in the morning. At least for now.

273242  WannaBee: Yes, I frequently borrow children.

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272975 WannaBee: This episode was brought to you by the letters F and U and the number 12.

273017 drtofu: A capacitor, on the other hand, would weigh more when charged than not because of the electrons.

272968 Side Boob: you could go full goon and be all, "Well, ACTUALLY..." :goonsay:

272892 Littlecraftywolf: tip your waiters regardless of who you are and who your waiter is. even if you get bad service at least leave something.

272993 wolfpk: A light snack for Joey Chestnut!

273043 UltraBeverly: I don't think it would be much of a leap to think his daughter was also his girlfriend.

272918 hajjpodge: Y'all need to stop all this kidding around.

273123 DrNinjaman: Gesundheit!

272991 E. HONDA: "The Irritating Gentleman" -- Berthold Woltze, 1874

272957 Passive: Who hearted?? "Uh.. it was the dog...."

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 WTF: When, as an artist, you only want to go half cubist.
 Mad Collager: I hope she can still fit through the screen door.
 Robespierre: Fuh-fuh-fuh-fuh-FASH-un...
 sports: Volumoinous
Image 261482   08-09-18   Uploaded by    Annoying Vegan
 Knice: For maximum protection, we ship our crafting supplies in Corgigated boxes.
Image 261481   08-09-18   Uploaded by    Annoying Vegan
 pisspig: You won the internet
Image 261480   08-09-18   Uploaded by    rip odb
 redmonkey3: @Knice - pupils that small, might be chemically helping yr interest
 Knice: When you dgaf but are trying to look interested to avoid being rude.
Image 261479   08-09-18   Uploaded by    poetrysucks
 Double-Munched Tacotito: I was going to make a KLF reference, but the magazine cover beat me to it
 booger: @Lantry The fulm is a classic of Spinal Tap proportions. My fave part is when they try to sell the ashes ti an art gallery for 1,000,000. Guess what they said..
 Lantry: everyone should google "k foundation burn a million quid". It's a story that should be taught in schools.
 Robespierre: Price point seems a wee bit low
 Mexico: There's nothing better than a cigar lit with a hundred dollar bill!
 Knice: I imagine you get a good start just by buying this.
Image 261478   08-09-18   Uploaded by    Amy Housewine
 marxist: At first I thought it was a hot dog cart
 Mad Collager: Baby simple doesn't appreciate what he has. What an ingrate!
 Mad Collager: Baby simple doesn't appreciate what he has. What an ingrate!
 dangerkeith3000: Those eyebrows are on fleek.
 Off Topic: I wish I could RAD this more.
 a robot: "We have no idea what we're dressed as!"
 Knice: Please, no, babies are already fucking terrifying.
Image 261477   08-09-18   Uploaded by    durian
 tib gubb: skeleton crew
 AlexDeLarge: So the sun doesn't melt a vampire's skeleton? Who knew?
 Baby Jesus: (In aristocratic tone) So passe, three skeletons in a car. How tedious.
 Off Topic: When everybody finally stops asking "Are we there yet?"
 fanny: I doot have any friends :(
 bug: Ugh, I hate being an Uber driver for the graveyard shift.
 Science: Car poolin' king
 WTF: Dootapalooza 2018 here we come!
 FabricMan: My truck has a skeleton crew cab
 Knice: Spirit guide; backseat driver
Image 261476   08-09-18   Uploaded by    Annoying Vegan
 redmonkey3: Add some Cannabis
 Christina: Wine is a relief for some kinds of pain.
Image 261475   08-09-18   Uploaded by    InfiniteZero
 edgarallendoh: So that's what a clemon looks like
 Shay: At least it's not comic sans!
 dangerkeith3000: @Kirtov Thanks for the fun fact! I'm fine with people learning stuff on their own, I just don't think it should be mandatory in schools anymore.
 dangerkeith3000: @Mad Collager @redmonkey I see no reason a Thank you note can't be written in print. Also, I fully endorse the use of a cursive signature...learn the letters in your name and you are good. Also, hopefully checks will become obsolete. I haven't written one since I had to pay my first mortgage payment by mail in 2011. And people who hold up lines writing checks in stores should be banned.
 Kirtov: @dangerkeith3000 Certain types of dyslexia are helped by writing in cursive. Supposedly the connectedness of the letters prevent them from scrambling.
 Mad Collager: @dangerkeith3000 Okay, but sooner or later, you have to write a check. You can't pay for everything online.
 redmonkey3: Wait - the lemon & 3 candles are a zesty red herring, right ?
 redmonkey3: @dangerkeith3000 - what if a proper thank you note needs to be written ? YOU CAN'T PRINT THAT OR USE YOUR FANCY DANGLE INTERWEBS !
 dangerkeith3000: There is no reason to learn how to write cursive anymore. I hope the schools stop teaching it altogether and focus on to more important things like math and science.
 skatermario: "It took us multiple minutes to figure out this joke". This is a damning indictement of America's so called educational system.
 Knice: It's a perfectly fine little post, but then there's the damned no-value comments from elsewhere stuck on it. It's like when you meet someone who seems okay, but then they litter or are rude to wait-staff. Such a let-down.
Image 261474   08-09-18   Uploaded by    dirtstick
 2Berries: Hope your wish comes true
 Robespierre: "So ... when's the fun actually begin?"
Image 261473   08-09-18   Uploaded by    moogerator
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