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262241  ThoughtlessGentleman: sentient rice.

262247  ThoughtlessGentleman: whoa! how im here again?!

262264  TurkeyVultureTed: Sooo happy.

262273  eevee: Looks stoned af lol

261897  Mr Bleak: @square44 Only if it's before 5:30PM #261898

261899  Mr Bleak: When this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you're gonna see some serious shit. Because the toilet will fall out all over the road.

261900  Mr Bleak: @apoxia We do it all the time: teachers get annoyed if you refer to what they do as "lies to children" but that is exacty what it is: each year they tell you "We told you last year that ... but it's more complicated than that, it's really ...". For example "matter is made of atoms", "ah, atoms are made of protons, neutrons and electrons", "ah, they are made of quarks", "ah, no, they don't really orbit ...", and then you end up with lectures on "the effective mass of a hole" and it all gets really weird ... We need to lie to children in small ways, because the world is too complicated for them to understand straight away. Sorry, should have found a way to make that funny. Um ... (insert fart gag here)

261908  Mr Bleak: Black Panther sequel looking good!

261922  Mr Bleak: @dangerkeith3000 That's why it's made of wood - it'll burn to indicate a fire is present.

262177  Bohab: Context is important, you're very unlikely to be killed by a cow in the ocean

262225  Bohab: I feel less insane knowing it's not just me

261925  Mr Bleak: @Butcherboy It was snoozing.

261934  Mr Bleak: And I see the cats as "cute floof", "cute floof", "cute floof", "cute floof", "cute floof", "cute floof", "cute floof", "cute floof", and "cute floof".

262272  Fuzzpot: Young Michael Bay directs his first TMNT movie.

262272  berlin: GO NINJA GO NINJA GO!

262272  rockkstar: This porn has a young director.

262272  brown tony: "HEY YOU, DO NOT MAKE CUCUMBER!!"

261935  Mr Bleak: @Zarathustra Probably an iFruit.

261939  Mr Bleak: Has anyone seen my car? I left it here someplace ... #261940

262258  Warrax: Googly eyes make everything better?

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262107 Felicity: No heartbeat, you fork

262172 Teechur: It's like I'm looking into my own soul.

262157 Felicity: @raditzu Well, she is an Amazon...

262084 Felicity: @VeeKay Jean Baptiste Emanuel Zorg

262103 Felicity: The border on the National Geographic cover gets thicker every year

261976 antipatterns: isn't even better than Polar fercrissakes

262235 UltraBeverly: I'm just glad it has a USB connection?!?

261949 Felicity: Pigloaf

262160 Felicity: @Prostata It's like Kinski from Nightbreed

261978 Amy Housewine: No I'm fairly sure 'aligator' means 'crocodile'.

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 WTF: When, as an artist, you only want to go half cubist.
 Mad Collager: I hope she can still fit through the screen door.
 Robespierre: Fuh-fuh-fuh-fuh-FASH-un...
 VeeKay: Volumoinous
Image 261482   08-09-18   Uploaded by    Annoying Vegan
 Knice: For maximum protection, we ship our crafting supplies in Corgigated boxes.
Image 261481   08-09-18   Uploaded by    Annoying Vegan
 pisspig: You won the internet
Image 261480   08-09-18   Uploaded by    rip odb
 redmonkey3: @Knice - pupils that small, might be chemically helping yr interest
 Knice: When you dgaf but are trying to look interested to avoid being rude.
Image 261479   08-09-18   Uploaded by    poetrysucks
 Felicity: I was going to make a KLF reference, but the magazine cover beat me to it
 ignatz: @Lantry The fulm is a classic of Spinal Tap proportions. My fave part is when they try to sell the ashes ti an art gallery for 1,000,000. Guess what they said..
 Lantry: everyone should google "k foundation burn a million quid". It's a story that should be taught in schools.
 Robespierre: Price point seems a wee bit low
 Mexico: There's nothing better than a cigar lit with a hundred dollar bill!
 Knice: I imagine you get a good start just by buying this.
Image 261478   08-09-18   Uploaded by    Amy Housewine
 Felicity: At first I thought it was a hot dog cart
 Mad Collager: Baby simple doesn't appreciate what he has. What an ingrate!
 Mad Collager: Baby simple doesn't appreciate what he has. What an ingrate!
 dangerkeith3000: Those eyebrows are on fleek.
 Off Topic: I wish I could RAD this more.
 a robot: "We have no idea what we're dressed as!"
 Knice: Please, no, babies are already fucking terrifying.
Image 261477   08-09-18   Uploaded by    durian
 tib gubb: skeleton crew
 AlexDeLarge: So the sun doesn't melt a vampire's skeleton? Who knew?
 Otterman: (In aristocratic tone) So passe, three skeletons in a car. How tedious.
 Off Topic: When everybody finally stops asking "Are we there yet?"
 fanny: I doot have any friends :(
 bug: Ugh, I hate being an Uber driver for the graveyard shift.
 Science: Car poolin' king
 WTF: Dootapalooza 2018 here we come!
 FabricMan: My truck has a skeleton crew cab
 Knice: Spirit guide; backseat driver
Image 261476   08-09-18   Uploaded by    Annoying Vegan
 redmonkey3: Add some Cannabis
 Christina: Wine is a relief for some kinds of pain.
Image 261475   08-09-18   Uploaded by    InfiniteZero
 Felicity: So that's what a clemon looks like
 Shay: At least it's not comic sans!
 dangerkeith3000: @Kirtov Thanks for the fun fact! I'm fine with people learning stuff on their own, I just don't think it should be mandatory in schools anymore.
 dangerkeith3000: @Mad Collager @redmonkey I see no reason a Thank you note can't be written in print. Also, I fully endorse the use of a cursive signature...learn the letters in your name and you are good. Also, hopefully checks will become obsolete. I haven't written one since I had to pay my first mortgage payment by mail in 2011. And people who hold up lines writing checks in stores should be banned.
 Kirtov: @dangerkeith3000 Certain types of dyslexia are helped by writing in cursive. Supposedly the connectedness of the letters prevent them from scrambling.
 Mad Collager: @dangerkeith3000 Okay, but sooner or later, you have to write a check. You can't pay for everything online.
 redmonkey3: Wait - the lemon & 3 candles are a zesty red herring, right ?
 redmonkey3: @dangerkeith3000 - what if a proper thank you note needs to be written ? YOU CAN'T PRINT THAT OR USE YOUR FANCY DANGLE INTERWEBS !
 dangerkeith3000: There is no reason to learn how to write cursive anymore. I hope the schools stop teaching it altogether and focus on to more important things like math and science.
 VeeKay: "It took us multiple minutes to figure out this joke". This is a damning indictement of America's so called educational system.
 Knice: It's a perfectly fine little post, but then there's the damned no-value comments from elsewhere stuck on it. It's like when you meet someone who seems okay, but then they litter or are rude to wait-staff. Such a let-down.
Image 261474   08-09-18   Uploaded by    dirtstick
 2Berries: Hope your wish comes true
 Robespierre: "So ... when's the fun actually begin?"
Image 261473   08-09-18   Uploaded by    moogerator
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