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262241  ThoughtlessGentleman: sentient rice.

262247  ThoughtlessGentleman: whoa! how im here again?!

262264  TurkeyVultureTed: Sooo happy.

262273  eevee: Looks stoned af lol

261897  Mr Bleak: @square44 Only if it's before 5:30PM #261898

261899  Mr Bleak: When this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you're gonna see some serious shit. Because the toilet will fall out all over the road.

261900  Mr Bleak: @apoxia We do it all the time: teachers get annoyed if you refer to what they do as "lies to children" but that is exacty what it is: each year they tell you "We told you last year that ... but it's more complicated than that, it's really ...". For example "matter is made of atoms", "ah, atoms are made of protons, neutrons and electrons", "ah, they are made of quarks", "ah, no, they don't really orbit ...", and then you end up with lectures on "the effective mass of a hole" and it all gets really weird ... We need to lie to children in small ways, because the world is too complicated for them to understand straight away. Sorry, should have found a way to make that funny. Um ... (insert fart gag here)

261908  Mr Bleak: Black Panther sequel looking good!

261922  Mr Bleak: @dangerkeith3000 That's why it's made of wood - it'll burn to indicate a fire is present.

262177  Bohab: Context is important, you're very unlikely to be killed by a cow in the ocean

262225  Bohab: I feel less insane knowing it's not just me

261925  Mr Bleak: @Butcherboy It was snoozing.

261934  Mr Bleak: And I see the cats as "cute floof", "cute floof", "cute floof", "cute floof", "cute floof", "cute floof", "cute floof", "cute floof", and "cute floof".

262272  Fuzzpot: Young Michael Bay directs his first TMNT movie.

262272  berlin: GO NINJA GO NINJA GO!

262272  rockkstar: This porn has a young director.

262272  brown tony: "HEY YOU, DO NOT MAKE CUCUMBER!!"

261935  Mr Bleak: @Zarathustra Probably an iFruit.

261939  Mr Bleak: Has anyone seen my car? I left it here someplace ... #261940

262258  Warrax: Googly eyes make everything better?

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262107 Felicity: No heartbeat, you fork

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262157 Felicity: @raditzu Well, she is an Amazon...

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262103 Felicity: The border on the National Geographic cover gets thicker every year

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 Felicity: So that's what a clemon looks like
 Shay: At least it's not comic sans!
 dangerkeith3000: @Kirtov Thanks for the fun fact! I'm fine with people learning stuff on their own, I just don't think it should be mandatory in schools anymore.
 dangerkeith3000: @Mad Collager @redmonkey I see no reason a Thank you note can't be written in print. Also, I fully endorse the use of a cursive signature...learn the letters in your name and you are good. Also, hopefully checks will become obsolete. I haven't written one since I had to pay my first mortgage payment by mail in 2011. And people who hold up lines writing checks in stores should be banned.
 Kirtov: @dangerkeith3000 Certain types of dyslexia are helped by writing in cursive. Supposedly the connectedness of the letters prevent them from scrambling.
 Mad Collager: @dangerkeith3000 Okay, but sooner or later, you have to write a check. You can't pay for everything online.
 redmonkey3: Wait - the lemon & 3 candles are a zesty red herring, right ?
 redmonkey3: @dangerkeith3000 - what if a proper thank you note needs to be written ? YOU CAN'T PRINT THAT OR USE YOUR FANCY DANGLE INTERWEBS !
 dangerkeith3000: There is no reason to learn how to write cursive anymore. I hope the schools stop teaching it altogether and focus on to more important things like math and science.
 VeeKay: "It took us multiple minutes to figure out this joke". This is a damning indictement of America's so called educational system.
 Knice: It's a perfectly fine little post, but then there's the damned no-value comments from elsewhere stuck on it. It's like when you meet someone who seems okay, but then they litter or are rude to wait-staff. Such a let-down.
Image 261474   08-09-18   Uploaded by    dirtstick
 2Berries: Hope your wish comes true
 Robespierre: "So ... when's the fun actually begin?"
Image 261473   08-09-18   Uploaded by    moogerator
 Not A Bot: Run.
 Peter Pantsless: Haha look at that goofy bastard
Image 261472   08-09-18   Uploaded by    watwatwat
 Mad Collager: Lady in #261482 cut out the middle man.
 Mad Collager: @dangerkeith3000 If you have sex with a bunch of right people, you can end up ON a plasma TV.
 dangerkeith3000: If you have sex with the right person you can end up with a plasma TV.
 Robespierre: @Uncle Phil For Those Who Like To Watch(r) - and I thought they were packs of Biros at first.
 VeeKay: I tripped and fell over and my penix fell in her vergina
 sparename: @Otterman In Men Behaving Badly, one Christmas Gary was being told off for getting Tony a drum-kit, to which he replied "He WANTED an otter..."
 Otterman: Sex: it's what's for genitals.
 Otterman: @sparename Go on...
 Uncle Phil: Are those packets of microwave popcorn?
 Christina: @WTF The money you save will get you one.
 WTF: Kind-of. So will wearing the condom get me a plasma TV?
 some guy : Just something to "Think About" while you Use these "Yellow rubber" kitchen Gloves
 SuedeOxford: Ok, I think I'm figuring this out... but what am I supposed to be getting for all this sex without a partner?
 sparename: "He wanted an otter.." So did I - Daughter's middle name is Charlotte, as a sort of portmanteau of "Chocolate Otter"
Image 261471   08-09-18   Uploaded by    Hippitus Hoppitus
 Korrok: Korrok approves.
Image 261470   08-09-18   Uploaded by    randomhobo
 sparename: Do you now have sufficient leverage?
Image 261469   08-09-18   Uploaded by    Fast Sloth
No one else has dared to comment. Will you?
Image 261468   08-09-18   Uploaded by    Mumbles
 redmonkey3: Faith drives most public school systems - need to lose that asap.
 mexican: I've had a biology test like this! I was one of the two students who would have passed anyway, so the way the teacher curved it gave me a 216%. I still ended up failing the class. Do your homework kids!
 VeeKay: Cesspool of morons is good. I like that.
 bug: Too small; read anyway; don't regret it. I wish I had the balls to write a letter like this. I can relate.
 Off Topic: Heh heh... Phagocytosis...
 SuedeOxford: I'll have to read this later. For now, I'll assume it's about bad parking or a passive-aggressive note about loud neighborsex.
 Not A Bot: genocide puns how hilarious!
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 Shay: Whoa, Lt. Dan looking badass there as Batman's newest villian: The Jesus Bunny
Image 261466   08-09-18   Uploaded by    waffles
 bug: Snoopy finally takes on the Red Baron.
 FabricMan: "Top this, Toonces!"
 petepuma: hope he didn't have the fish for dinner
 Natch: "I don't know what I'm doing!" "It's ok, I got this," says the dog.
 pig 3: Human is my co-pilot
 brown tony: Just a little more rudder, very gently SQUIRREL!!!!!!!!!!!
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