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273212  addend: Hand me the reins. We're going for a ride.

273213  addend: Is it a massage chair? Asking for a friend.

273222  addend: "You're crushing my hand!" / "You're crushing /my/ hand!"

273223  addend: "I'm 40 percent British steel."

273245  addend: *smooch*

273247  addend: No worries. We all sleep eventually.

273224  Spazstatic: In the beginning of the year and I have a few questions about the red one is a little more than I can say is that you are not feeling well and will be back in the office tomorrow and will be back in the office tomorrow

273250  addend: Pupper doing well after head transplant.

273249  addend: (Orders whatever food or beverage doesn't involve water.)

273249  a robot: Classic Managesmant

273229  Spazstatic: Now let's play "find the malware!"

273231  Spazstatic: She can't wear jeans without really uncomfortable bunching at the waist band.

273246  lecj07: Technically vodka can have traces of gluten, so this makes sense

273251  addend: Every. Moment.

273225  addend: LOL, childhood trauma.

273242  Spazstatic: Legally obliged doesn't mean legally required, right?

273249  WannaBee: That's an improvement. Their coffee sucks.

273244  Spazstatic: Everything's better with googly eyes.

273247  Spazstatic: My wife is awesome. She'll let me sleep in on the weekends because even though she's taking care of the kid 90% of the time, she doesn't have to get up at 5:30-6 in the morning. At least for now.

273242  WannaBee: Yes, I frequently borrow children.

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272975 WannaBee: This episode was brought to you by the letters F and U and the number 12.

273017 drtofu: A capacitor, on the other hand, would weigh more when charged than not because of the electrons.

272968 Side Boob: you could go full goon and be all, "Well, ACTUALLY..." :goonsay:

272892 Littlecraftywolf: tip your waiters regardless of who you are and who your waiter is. even if you get bad service at least leave something.

272993 wolfpk: A light snack for Joey Chestnut!

273043 UltraBeverly: I don't think it would be much of a leap to think his daughter was also his girlfriend.

272918 hajjpodge: Y'all need to stop all this kidding around.

273123 DrNinjaman: Gesundheit!

272991 E. HONDA: "The Irritating Gentleman" -- Berthold Woltze, 1874

272957 Passive: Who hearted?? "Uh.. it was the dog...."

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 Mad Collager: Lady in #261482 cut out the middle man.
 Mad Collager: @dangerkeith3000 If you have sex with a bunch of right people, you can end up ON a plasma TV.
 dangerkeith3000: If you have sex with the right person you can end up with a plasma TV.
 Robespierre: @Uncle Phil For Those Who Like To Watch(r) - and I thought they were packs of Biros at first.
 hexxx: I tripped and fell over and my penix fell in her vergina
 sparename: @Otterman In Men Behaving Badly, one Christmas Gary was being told off for getting Tony a drum-kit, to which he replied "He WANTED an otter..."
 The Bees: Sex: it's what's for genitals.
 redbranch: @sparename Go on...
 Uncle Phil: Are those packets of microwave popcorn?
 Christina: @WTF The money you save will get you one.
 WTF: Kind-of. So will wearing the condom get me a plasma TV?
 some guy : Just something to "Think About" while you Use these "Yellow rubber" kitchen Gloves
 SuedeOxford: Ok, I think I'm figuring this out... but what am I supposed to be getting for all this sex without a partner?
 sparename: "He wanted an otter.." So did I - Daughter's middle name is Charlotte, as a sort of portmanteau of "Chocolate Otter"
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 Korrok: Korrok approves.
Image 261470   08-09-18   Uploaded by    randomhobo
 sparename: Do you now have sufficient leverage?
Image 261469   08-09-18   Uploaded by    Fast Sloth
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 redmonkey3: Faith drives most public school systems - need to lose that asap.
 mexican: I've had a biology test like this! I was one of the two students who would have passed anyway, so the way the teacher curved it gave me a 216%. I still ended up failing the class. Do your homework kids!
 HairyNips: Cesspool of morons is good. I like that.
 bug: Too small; read anyway; don't regret it. I wish I had the balls to write a letter like this. I can relate.
 Off Topic: Heh heh... Phagocytosis...
 SuedeOxford: I'll have to read this later. For now, I'll assume it's about bad parking or a passive-aggressive note about loud neighborsex.
 Not A Bot: genocide puns how hilarious!
Image 261467   08-09-18   Uploaded by    sandwiches
 Shay: Whoa, Lt. Dan looking badass there as Batman's newest villian: The Jesus Bunny
Image 261466   08-09-18   Uploaded by    waffles
 bug: Snoopy finally takes on the Red Baron.
 FabricMan: "Top this, Toonces!"
 petepuma: hope he didn't have the fish for dinner
 Natch: "I don't know what I'm doing!" "It's ok, I got this," says the dog.
 pig 3: Human is my co-pilot
 brown tony: Just a little more rudder, very gently SQUIRREL!!!!!!!!!!!
Image 261465   08-09-18   Uploaded by    ppr4
 tib gubb: can't argue with that logic
 vape station: The Baroness!
 dangerkeith3000: I'd buy this for a dollar!
 trelyate: The sequel to Everyone Poops
 Side Boob: I have the followup book "Everything is Someone Else's Fault"
 OldKentuckyShark: True
Image 261464   08-09-18   Uploaded by    tina
 edgarallendoh: @dragon horn Probably that polar bear
 mammal883: She kissed me!
 Side Boob: Boop!
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