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273203  Joseph: That's funny because my wife is my copilot and we're driving to church.

273215  Joseph: @Sadbot The pancakes are called injera, but are really difficult to make. It's more or less the same food as Eritrea and Somalia. Eritrean people are fantastic, they will be the best friends you'll ever have. They are better than family actually.

273224  Joseph: In the rural area of the United States and the United States of America is a very popular place to live and to be able to do that in the world of the world of South America and the world of South America (I'll stop now, it doesn't work on my phone)

273256  Knice: Sensing danger, the Hermit Ice Cream abandons its current home in search of a more secure abode. [splorping sounds]

273258  Knice: His Majesty has spoken.

273223  uncannie: your doctor is kind of young, yeah?

273253  Knice: The needs of the many outweigh the needs of the mew.

273247  Joseph: This is bullshit, babies sleep a lot you just need to change your schedule a bit.

273241  DrNinjaman: Mother...

273252  DrNinjaman: Shai-hulud comes!

273212  addend: Hand me the reins. We're going for a ride.

273213  addend: Is it a massage chair? Asking for a friend.

273222  addend: "You're crushing my hand!" / "You're crushing /my/ hand!"

273223  addend: "I'm 40 percent British steel."

273245  addend: *smooch*

273247  addend: No worries. We all sleep eventually.

273224  Spazstatic: In the beginning of the year and I have a few questions about the red one is a little more than I can say is that you are not feeling well and will be back in the office tomorrow and will be back in the office tomorrow

273250  addend: Pupper doing well after head transplant.

273249  addend: (Orders whatever food or beverage doesn't involve water.)

273249  a robot: Classic Managesmant

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272968 Side Boob: you could go full goon and be all, "Well, ACTUALLY..." :goonsay:

273123 DrNinjaman: Gesundheit!

272892 Littlecraftywolf: tip your waiters regardless of who you are and who your waiter is. even if you get bad service at least leave something.

273043 UltraBeverly: I don't think it would be much of a leap to think his daughter was also his girlfriend.

273017 drtofu: A capacitor, on the other hand, would weigh more when charged than not because of the electrons.

272950 some guy : Snail Down.

272918 hajjpodge: Y'all need to stop all this kidding around.

272991 E. HONDA: "The Irritating Gentleman" -- Berthold Woltze, 1874

272993 wolfpk: A light snack for Joey Chestnut!

272975 WannaBee: This episode was brought to you by the letters F and U and the number 12.



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 franktank: Finally, she has a nu start in life
 rachel: Kramer wanted that license plate anyway
 redmonkey3: Don't understand
 Knice: As in 'the late Arthur Dent.'
 some guy : 0
 Greifer: she was ' late for anal' butt not anymore
 charlemagne: now she has stopped waiting every morning for the number plate to arrive, she'll always be on time
 Air Biscuit: Hold the line! Anal is not always on time!
 KnowLifer: That username
 tib gubb: now she's on a heavy weapons team, the anal experience will help her a lot with that
 addend: Come to Parkway exit 19 in 15 minutes for an ass... Never mind.
 OldKentuckyShark: A chick is never late, nor is she early, she cums for anal precisely when she means to!
Image 261456   08-09-18   Uploaded by    pleasing
Score:
389
 
COMMENT HERE. Make up a fake name or leave it blank.
Image 261455   08-09-18   Uploaded by    rubix1924
Score:
555
 
 sparenamelaptopdied: Not the Daily Bugle, then?
 Side Boob: He's no Commander Riker
 petepuma: sad trombone
 WannaBee: Trumbama
Image 261454   08-09-18   Uploaded by    Soviette
Score:
184
 
 Mr Bleak: @Felicity Rule 34, my friend, Rule 34 ...
 ppr4: They made a slave bikini Leia Lego?!
 tib gubb: brb in like 10 minutes
 OldKentuckyShark: Unlike, unfollow, unfriend
Image 261453   08-09-18   Uploaded by    Jack Daniels
Score:
373
 
 Mr Bleak: @addend Beautifuler.
 addend: "Like if you think the girl on the right is just as beautiful as the girl on the left."
Image 261452   08-09-18   Uploaded by    AFanOfSprite
Score:
177
 
 Passive: @Soaps Pierre Smash that like button, don't forget to subscribe...
 Dr Awkward: @Soaps Pierre :( Humans can be so horrible
Image 261451   08-09-18   Uploaded by    mickeyd
Score:
411
 
 addend: It puts the borkf in the basket.
Image 261450   08-09-18   Uploaded by    Oober
Score:
439
 
 Passive: That lady is shrinking!!
 VoR: @Air Biscuit my friend flinched with the initial laser to cut the lense and they had to complete it with a scalpel.
 Science: @Air Biscuit: But it's so expensive!
 Air Biscuit: @VoR everyone that i know whos had it reccomends it.
 VoR: Laser eye surgery...
Image 261449   08-08-18   Uploaded by    karpeles
Score:
424
 
 raditzu: i just wonder if this little fella is there FOR the food or AS the food...
 raditzu: Is it dead?
 addend: This recipe requires a lot of patience.
Image 261448   08-08-18   Uploaded by    John Blender
Score:
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 addend: Best thing about college is that penmanship doesn't matter.
 Dr Awkward: I put it together without the text, thanks.
Image 261447   08-08-18   Uploaded by    Mord Tingies
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