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273253  Knice: The needs of the many outweigh the needs of the mew.

273247  Joseph: This is bullshit, babies sleep a lot you just need to change your schedule a bit.

273241  DrNinjaman: Mother...

273252  DrNinjaman: Shai-hulud comes!

273212  addend: Hand me the reins. We're going for a ride.

273213  addend: Is it a massage chair? Asking for a friend.

273222  addend: "You're crushing my hand!" / "You're crushing /my/ hand!"

273223  addend: "I'm 40 percent British steel."

273245  addend: *smooch*

273247  addend: No worries. We all sleep eventually.

273224  Spazstatic: In the beginning of the year and I have a few questions about the red one is a little more than I can say is that you are not feeling well and will be back in the office tomorrow and will be back in the office tomorrow

273250  addend: Pupper doing well after head transplant.

273249  addend: (Orders whatever food or beverage doesn't involve water.)

273249  a robot: Classic Managesmant

273229  Spazstatic: Now let's play "find the malware!"

273231  Spazstatic: She can't wear jeans without really uncomfortable bunching at the waist band.

273246  lecj07: Technically vodka can have traces of gluten, so this makes sense

273251  addend: Every. Moment.

273225  addend: LOL, childhood trauma.

273242  Spazstatic: Legally obliged doesn't mean legally required, right?

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272993 wolfpk: A light snack for Joey Chestnut!

272991 E. HONDA: "The Irritating Gentleman" -- Berthold Woltze, 1874

272892 Littlecraftywolf: tip your waiters regardless of who you are and who your waiter is. even if you get bad service at least leave something.

272918 hajjpodge: Y'all need to stop all this kidding around.

272968 Side Boob: you could go full goon and be all, "Well, ACTUALLY..." :goonsay:

272975 WannaBee: This episode was brought to you by the letters F and U and the number 12.

273017 drtofu: A capacitor, on the other hand, would weigh more when charged than not because of the electrons.

273124 SuedeOxford: Round boi

273043 UltraBeverly: I don't think it would be much of a leap to think his daughter was also his girlfriend.

273123 DrNinjaman: Gesundheit!



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 Mad Collager: Wait, wouldn't he be the Unclechrist?
 dangerkeith3000: hahahahaha
 Prostata: evergreen funny
Image 261404   08-08-18   Uploaded by    Remp Wulgus
Score:
348
 
 Winterneuro: On display at Knowhere?
Image 261403   08-08-18   Uploaded by    aeroaero
Score:
361
 
 petepuma: @Shay It works on so many levels
 WTF: @Shay Give that guy the 10,000 dollars!
 Shay: Immediately, a football hits Hans in the groin.
Image 261402   08-08-18   Uploaded by    fullofwind
Score:
547
 
 Korrok: You win this round, Friendly Spaceship...
Image 261401   08-08-18   Uploaded by    jeffrey
Image 261400 is unbelievably bad (score -4) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by Pegged Lamb. Boo, Pegged Lamb.
Score:
164
 
 Mr Bleak: @a robot Didn;t even know there was a movie coming out - thanks for that. The trailer looks good.
 Winterneuro: Yeah...Fraisers style, maybe!
 a robot: "Johnny Depp sucks ass and I wish almost anyone else were playing Grindelwald in the movies" is something I could never have imagined thinking 15 years ago when the book came out, but here we are
 grizzly: Love me some Shacklebolt.
 Not A Bot: that cat has some class
Image 261399   08-08-18   Uploaded by    luxbu
Score:
126
 
 dangerkeith3000: @Solemn @Winterneuro Wow, in my state it is even criminalized for non-blood related people (adopted and step-siblings, etc.) which isn't even really incest (though if you grew up with them it would be really gross)
 Solemn: @Winterneuro @dangerkeith3000 Rhode Island and New Jersey are the only U.S. states that actually allow incest, as long as both parties are over 18 (16 for Rhode Island). They don't allow them to marry, though.
 Winterneuro: @dangerkeith3000 Just about every state in the US has anti-incest laws
 dangerkeith3000: Where is it illegal to have sex with a sibling??? (both people of consenting age, ofc).
 some guy : Yeah, your ads will probably be now relevant to you now that you've accepted the updated third-party cookie policy.
 hajjpodge: There's just one thing that's getting in the way / When we go up to bed, you're just no good, it's such a shame / I look into your eyes, I want to get to know you / And then you make this noise and it's apparent it's all over
Image 261398   08-08-18   Uploaded by    Murm Gungus
Score:
206
 
 dangerkeith3000: This is a badly used turn-of-phrase. Funny tho. HAWKING ROCKED!
 UltraBeverly: Perception of "forever" is relative. I know that because of Stephen Hawking. RIP you badass.
 marxist: *fucking proof*
 hajjpodge: @wooden boy He really did, though.
Image 261397   08-08-18   Uploaded by    anonimos
Score:
315
 
 Side Boob: Why not Zoidberg?
 Not A Bot: ...what show?
 sparename: *MY* car photosynthesises... Well, at least the moss growing on it does
Image 261396   08-08-18   Uploaded by    lionstrong
Score:
297
 
 Robespierre: @Mr Bleak It's a distinct possibility.
 Mr Bleak: @Robespierre I'm just bouncing around: purple/blue/purple/blue... I suspect cyanosis myself.
 Robespierre: So is you, @Mr Bleak. Being purple is overblown - after all, Barney the saccharine-coated dino is purple.
 Mr Bleak: @Robespierre I never knew you were a Smurf!
 Robespierre: Proud to be blue, @Mr Bleak
 Mr Bleak: Well, yes - but it was Blue Waffle.
 turtled: The world is yours, as well as ours, but in the last analysis, it is yours. You young people, full of vigor and vitality, are in the bloom of life, like the sun at eight or nine in the morning. Our hope is placed on you ...
 Scoo: In an unusual coincidence, they all were diagnosed with needing a "bone transplant"
 hajjpodge: #ClassPrivilege
Image 261395   08-08-18   Uploaded by    sundragon
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