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273258  Knice: His Majesty has spoken.

273223  uncannie: your doctor is kind of young, yeah?

273253  Knice: The needs of the many outweigh the needs of the mew.

273247  Joseph: This is bullshit, babies sleep a lot you just need to change your schedule a bit.

273241  DrNinjaman: Mother...

273252  DrNinjaman: Shai-hulud comes!

273212  addend: Hand me the reins. We're going for a ride.

273213  addend: Is it a massage chair? Asking for a friend.

273222  addend: "You're crushing my hand!" / "You're crushing /my/ hand!"

273223  addend: "I'm 40 percent British steel."

273245  addend: *smooch*

273247  addend: No worries. We all sleep eventually.

273224  Spazstatic: In the beginning of the year and I have a few questions about the red one is a little more than I can say is that you are not feeling well and will be back in the office tomorrow and will be back in the office tomorrow

273250  addend: Pupper doing well after head transplant.

273249  addend: (Orders whatever food or beverage doesn't involve water.)

273249  a robot: Classic Managesmant

273229  Spazstatic: Now let's play "find the malware!"

273231  Spazstatic: She can't wear jeans without really uncomfortable bunching at the waist band.

273246  lecj07: Technically vodka can have traces of gluten, so this makes sense

273251  addend: Every. Moment.

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272892 Littlecraftywolf: tip your waiters regardless of who you are and who your waiter is. even if you get bad service at least leave something.

273123 DrNinjaman: Gesundheit!

272950 some guy : Snail Down.

272975 WannaBee: This episode was brought to you by the letters F and U and the number 12.

272991 E. HONDA: "The Irritating Gentleman" -- Berthold Woltze, 1874

272993 wolfpk: A light snack for Joey Chestnut!

272918 hajjpodge: Y'all need to stop all this kidding around.

272968 Side Boob: you could go full goon and be all, "Well, ACTUALLY..." :goonsay:

273043 UltraBeverly: I don't think it would be much of a leap to think his daughter was also his girlfriend.

273017 drtofu: A capacitor, on the other hand, would weigh more when charged than not because of the electrons.



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11. Never AFK: 1775 points
12. parrotsnest: 1765 points
13. Mexico: 1724 points
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15. Shay: 1673 points
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 Science: OH, BABY, YOOOOOU, YOU GOT WHAT I NEEEED
 petepuma: Anyway, here's Wonderwoof
 Teechur: Ebony and Ivory live together in perfect harmony, side by side on my piano keyboard, and all over meeeeeee!
 Solemn: YOU AIN'T NOTHING BUT A HOUND DOG
 Mad Collager: O soooooooooooole miiiiiiiiooooooooooo...
 Amy Housewine: GOOD GOLLY MISS MOOOOLLY
 Robespierre: The reincarnation of Jerry Lee Lewis
 sparenamelaptopdied: It don't matter if you're black and white
Image 261376   08-08-18   Uploaded by    ChubbyBuddy
Score:
250
 
 Dreforian: @fanny I don't, but then I've also had to pass on a lot of Mother's Day cards for the same reason.
 fanny: do people do that?
Image 261375   08-08-18   Uploaded by    depression
Score:
381
 
 obama: Get a better job.
 Amy Housewine: Dong assolutely no(squiggle)
Image 261374   08-08-18   Uploaded by    Borkf
Score:
680
 
 BavidDowie: Remember when that high school girl got killed by the tiger she was posing with for senior pictures? I think it was in Kansas.
 PenguinBartender: SooooooooooooooooooooooooooodoIgetthatthumborwhat?
 Amy Housewine: Leaver her alone, @luxuslurch!
 dangerkeith3000: She's an Aggie. That explains a lot.
 Christina: This is the kind of image I come to this site for.
Image 261373   08-08-18   Uploaded by    wolfpk
Score:
509
 
 Science: Carmen's my kind of girl
 Not A Bot: If you play "Touch Me" by the Doors, the alarm will sound.
 dangerkeith3000: @tib gubb i think she already 'smeared her brand' all over numerous men.
 tib gubb: hey man, no reason to smear her brand
 Janston: @jochenau Funking. She must have been dancing with strange guys.
 jochenau: Arg, the black line! What could that word be?!
Image 261372   08-08-18   Uploaded by    HenryVIII
Score:
492
 
Image 261371   08-08-18   Uploaded by    Hungy Dingus
Score:
521
 
 Robespierre: Why cain't'cha be true? You runnin' 'round doin' those things you use'ta doo...
 Annoying Vegan : Maybe shes born with it. Maybe shes Maybellene.
Image 261370   08-08-18   Uploaded by    Side Boob
Score:
242
 
 Mr Bleak: I know how to spell it, now I need to teach my fingers how to type it correctly. :sigh:
 trelyate: can he teach us how to spell restaurant?
 NoRagrets: Not gonna lie, when spelling that word, I do think of him in that scene
 dangerkeith3000: Why are the E and A touching?
Image 261369   08-08-18   Uploaded by    lolnotrly
Score:
161
 
 MC Delta T: When life gives you communism..
 Robespierre: Haw.
 Jason Steak: sugary drinks are not comrade-ly at all drink tea my man
Image 261368   08-08-18   Uploaded by    Ihminen
Image 261367 is unbelievably bad (score -7) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by ChubbyBuddy. We'll pray for you, ChubbyBuddy.
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