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273203  Joseph: That's funny because my wife is my copilot and we're driving to church.

273215  Joseph: @Sadbot The pancakes are called injera, but are really difficult to make. It's more or less the same food as Eritrea and Somalia. Eritrean people are fantastic, they will be the best friends you'll ever have. They are better than family actually.

273224  Joseph: In the rural area of the United States and the United States of America is a very popular place to live and to be able to do that in the world of the world of South America and the world of South America (I'll stop now, it doesn't work on my phone)

273256  Knice: Sensing danger, the Hermit Ice Cream abandons its current home in search of a more secure abode. [splorping sounds]

273258  Knice: His Majesty has spoken.

273223  uncannie: your doctor is kind of young, yeah?

273253  Knice: The needs of the many outweigh the needs of the mew.

273247  Joseph: This is bullshit, babies sleep a lot you just need to change your schedule a bit.

273241  DrNinjaman: Mother...

273252  DrNinjaman: Shai-hulud comes!

273212  addend: Hand me the reins. We're going for a ride.

273213  addend: Is it a massage chair? Asking for a friend.

273222  addend: "You're crushing my hand!" / "You're crushing /my/ hand!"

273223  addend: "I'm 40 percent British steel."

273245  addend: *smooch*

273247  addend: No worries. We all sleep eventually.

273224  Spazstatic: In the beginning of the year and I have a few questions about the red one is a little more than I can say is that you are not feeling well and will be back in the office tomorrow and will be back in the office tomorrow

273250  addend: Pupper doing well after head transplant.

273249  addend: (Orders whatever food or beverage doesn't involve water.)

273249  a robot: Classic Managesmant

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272968 Side Boob: you could go full goon and be all, "Well, ACTUALLY..." :goonsay:

273123 DrNinjaman: Gesundheit!

272892 Littlecraftywolf: tip your waiters regardless of who you are and who your waiter is. even if you get bad service at least leave something.

273043 UltraBeverly: I don't think it would be much of a leap to think his daughter was also his girlfriend.

273017 drtofu: A capacitor, on the other hand, would weigh more when charged than not because of the electrons.

272950 some guy : Snail Down.

272918 hajjpodge: Y'all need to stop all this kidding around.

272991 E. HONDA: "The Irritating Gentleman" -- Berthold Woltze, 1874

272993 wolfpk: A light snack for Joey Chestnut!

272975 WannaBee: This episode was brought to you by the letters F and U and the number 12.



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 Darmstadtium: @dangerkeith3000 try pitchblack.thecomicseries.com/comics/209/
 FormerLurker: @jochenau neck-down paralysis still makes it very difficult to perform the expected duties of an armed guard...
 jochenau: I did some research and was unsurprised when I learned that it's extremely unlikely that you could snap someone's neck this way, and even if you did, it would most likely result in neck-down paralysis, not instant death.
 Shay: Hooty hoo mudda fucka.
 PenguinBartender: I was confused at first, because I thought it was about an owl wearing a jackal mask, and couldn't figure out when he took off the mask (I see now it's two furry guards.)
 dangerkeith3000: Who makes this comic? It's grrrrreat.
 dangerkeith3000: Who makes this comic? It's grrrrreat.
Image 261358   08-08-18   Uploaded by    ChubbyBuddy
Image 261357 is unbelievably bad (score -1) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by Porm Munties. We'll pray for you, Porm Munties.
Score:
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 Amy Housewine: Space was scarce on the empty beach.
 Off Topic: I just flew into town and boy, are my buddys arms tired.
 Mr. Shine: "It was then I carried you."
Image 261356   08-08-18   Uploaded by    ruiner
Score:
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 tib gubb: couch shark!
 Taters: Jaws V...This Time It's Purrsonal
 Not A Bot: I cured my acne with this one simple trick.
 Urn BooUrn: I bought one of these. Cat went into it one single time, and then never again.
 Mr. Shine: HALP
Image 261355   08-08-18   Uploaded by    dangerkeith3000
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 jochenau: Not good ones, probably, but yes.
 dangerkeith3000: Anything are lyrics if you're brave enough.
Image 261354   08-08-18   Uploaded by    jadensmith
Score:
370
 
 Big Bong Theory: Phalligraphy
 trelyate: are these lyrics?
 dangerkeith3000: This is really sweet. A lot of effort went into her writing a perfectly cursive message about loving his cock. It just makes me tear up!
 Robespierre: Clever, clever...
 Sandor: The rooster is fond as her as well, but just as a friend
Image 261353   08-08-18   Uploaded by    twisty
Score:
607
 
COMMENT HERE. Make up a fake name or leave it blank.
Image 261352   08-08-18   Uploaded by    Scoo
Score:
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 Lorm Bembo: @dangerkeith3000 wow?
 dangerkeith3000: At least it's not a Trojan condom. At first you think you are having safe sex, then next thing you know, millions of Greek sperm are swimming towards your uterus.
 Robespierre: Investor Ray Dalio shares principles for success
 Scoo: [busts through wall] OH YEAH!
Image 261351   08-08-18   Uploaded by    Vladimir Puta
Score:
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 dangerkeith3000: It's my Nana!
Image 261350   08-08-18   Uploaded by    jazzjunkie
Score:
253
 
 wolfpk: Is that Ivanka Trump? It fits!
 savvoy: eventually, all of us are impostors
 dangerkeith3000: Be the change you want to be in the world.
 Bumbo Lungys: Same, but on you, it looks better
Image 261349   08-08-18   Uploaded by    MylesX
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