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273224  Joseph: In the rural area of the United States and the United States of America is a very popular place to live and to be able to do that in the world of the world of South America and the world of South America (I'll stop now, it doesn't work on my phone)

273256  Knice: Sensing danger, the Hermit Ice Cream abandons its current home in search of a more secure abode. [splorping sounds]

273258  Knice: His Majesty has spoken.

273223  uncannie: your doctor is kind of young, yeah?

273253  Knice: The needs of the many outweigh the needs of the mew.

273247  Joseph: This is bullshit, babies sleep a lot you just need to change your schedule a bit.

273241  DrNinjaman: Mother...

273252  DrNinjaman: Shai-hulud comes!

273212  addend: Hand me the reins. We're going for a ride.

273213  addend: Is it a massage chair? Asking for a friend.

273222  addend: "You're crushing my hand!" / "You're crushing /my/ hand!"

273223  addend: "I'm 40 percent British steel."

273245  addend: *smooch*

273247  addend: No worries. We all sleep eventually.

273224  Spazstatic: In the beginning of the year and I have a few questions about the red one is a little more than I can say is that you are not feeling well and will be back in the office tomorrow and will be back in the office tomorrow

273250  addend: Pupper doing well after head transplant.

273249  addend: (Orders whatever food or beverage doesn't involve water.)

273249  a robot: Classic Managesmant

273229  Spazstatic: Now let's play "find the malware!"

273231  Spazstatic: She can't wear jeans without really uncomfortable bunching at the waist band.

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273080 DrNinjaman: @Prostata Bonfire Analysis would be a good band name.

273017 drtofu: A capacitor, on the other hand, would weigh more when charged than not because of the electrons.

273123 DrNinjaman: Gesundheit!

272991 E. HONDA: "The Irritating Gentleman" -- Berthold Woltze, 1874

272993 wolfpk: A light snack for Joey Chestnut!

272918 hajjpodge: Y'all need to stop all this kidding around.

272892 Littlecraftywolf: tip your waiters regardless of who you are and who your waiter is. even if you get bad service at least leave something.

272975 WannaBee: This episode was brought to you by the letters F and U and the number 12.

273043 UltraBeverly: I don't think it would be much of a leap to think his daughter was also his girlfriend.

272968 Side Boob: you could go full goon and be all, "Well, ACTUALLY..." :goonsay:

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 livelovebarf: Sometimes cats are so cute you just want to chew on their ears, but that would be wrong
 redmonkey3: Hairy if true
 dangerkeith3000: racial stereotype!
 tib gubb: aggro gator getting spicy
Image 261249   08-07-18   Uploaded by    Uncle Larry
 Mr Bleak: Focus kitty, focus!
Image 261248   08-07-18   Uploaded by    Kevin II
 Teechur: @thatchetguy Does this make my Husky look like an ass (donkey)?
 thatchetguy: Does this make my ass look husky?
Image 261247   08-07-18   Uploaded by    midgetcastle
 Mr Bleak: BMW drivers are Human? Who knew?
 madmax1: @Scoo Take half a straightened out coat hanger, sharpen one end then poke it through the offending vehicle's radiator (a bike spoke works well too!) and repeat until they get the fucking message. Oh, unfortunately people who drive German cars can get cancer too. Anyhoo... Good luck. Hope you beat the fucker.
 redmonkey3: Get out the space key!
 Joseph: @Scoo I hope you get well, you're rad.
 Scoo: @Teechur Exactly
 Teechur: @Scoo Wait.... 4 spots, one machine, procedure takes 15 minutes, and 20 minute max parking? Something doesn't compute.
 Scoo: At the place I get cancer treatment, there's 4 spots up front labeled "Short term parking for radiation patients only - 20 min max". Radiation appointments are only 15 minutes and there's only one machine. And yet, there's inevitably 3-4 BMWs, Mercedes, etc. parked in those spots.
 Mr. Shine: I like how they're all BMWs.
 Fiveninety: oh look it's those cars that always seem to pass me and then slow down to 10 under the speed limit
Image 261246   08-07-18   Uploaded by    eykei
Image 261245   08-07-18   Uploaded by    Bro Bro
 Air Biscuit: Meanwhile, at the institute for oral ergonomics...
 BavidDowie: Not agood one, but yes
 WTF: This is a sandwich. Change my mind.
 ITS TAPE: Haha I used to weird out a friend of mine by eating things in unusual ways (eg banana- peel one strip then eat it with a spoon) this one's def going on the list
Image 261244   08-07-18   Uploaded by    Kevin II
 Robespierre: Meth lips tell the whole story
 Shay: Is this a sandwich? Please discuss.
 TrumpyTrump: Times must be tough for Red Green
 WannaBee: We're no longer the Wet Bandits, we're the Sticky Bandits!
 Mr. Pepper: @sparename Ha! You win
 Fantasy: Stickier than when Sticky the stick insect got stuck in a sticky bun..
 sparename: Of course, he should've used masking tape
Image 261243   08-07-18   Uploaded by    badger
 berlin: Got one on my phone. I play it over a wireless speaker in my car and it's fucken AWESOME!
 Not A Bot: Possibly in Michigan
 Fiveninety: @Entertainmentalist yeah but isn't that what capitalism is all about?
 Entertainmentalist: @Fiveninety That just makes it an even bigger scam!
 Fiveninety: @Entertainmentalist i'll admit, in my previous comment, i forgot about that aspect of those cheap nonsense dispensers.. but with what i found in mind, no way those are $8 MP3 players.. see: ebay item no. 282956847867
 Fiveninety: @Scoo that's possible, but if you dig around the net, you can find little microSD card players that look a lot like what's in the picture for about $1/ea.. i bet they cost a whole lot less if you buy 100-1000 of them, and selling them for 75 cents a pop might make a decent profit
 Entertainmentalist: @Scoo Oh, there are probably a couple of real MP3 players in the machine, but most of the toys are stupid plastic things. Probably have to buy 20-30 crappy $0.03 toys at $0.75 each to maybe get an $8 MP3 player, and it's all but guaranteed, when they restock, that the more valuable things are moved to the top.
 Scoo: I think these are just hollow plastic toys, but yeah
 Mr. Whiskers: Also that sad face on the lever
 Mr. Whiskers: Me too @Fiveninety
 Fiveninety: i had one of those before Apple "invented" them
 Robespierre: Just high-quality mp3 players, my friend.
 Nope: now i feel old
Image 261242   08-07-18   Uploaded by    fidelcastro
 WTF: "Plagiarize Maya Angelou will you!"
 Mr. Whiskers: Take a look's *narrator voice* ONLY IN THEATERS
Image 261241   08-07-18   Uploaded by    anonimos
 Not A Bot: I'd love to vote for him, uh, really, I would but... um... AQUA BUDDAH, man, I'd hate to leave the Church of Aqua Buddah without its main guy, know what I'm saying?
 Mr. Whiskers: Ugh our kid was 42 weeks and almost .05 Ashton Kutchers
Image 261240   08-07-18   Uploaded by    Drump Porbs
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