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273246  funy speling: What's wrong with his hand?

273256  addend: Most of it still looks edible and delicious.

273215  Sadbot: @Air Biscuit I've only had it by asking for it, it's never on the menu

273198  addend: Question 2: Do you like me, though I am not pizza?

273215  Sadbot: @Air Biscuit Kind of? It's fermented like mead but tastes different. It's called tej

273260  WannaBee: Aww... He's had a ruff day!

273224  WannaBee: In the beginning of the day and I didnt know what to do with it haha was the day I was going to go to bed and I have to take a shower.

273215  Air Biscuit: @Sadbot honey wine like mead?

273256  Littlecraftywolf: @WannaBee take your plus and get out

273256  WannaBee: I'm guessing they were on a Rocky Road?

273043  Littlecraftywolf: it looks like hes got a tattoo on his neck that says "Ricky"

273224  Dr Awkward: In the beginning I was just going on the road and then Ill probably get to see yall but Ill let yall in the afternoon and I can meet up for dinner or if I wanna I want you and you can come to get the stuff

273265  kimjongun: Beauty of North Korea.

273255  Air Biscuit: Willard/Ratatouille crossover looking good.

273246  some guy : Cholesterol free as well

273215  Sadbot: @Joseph I am better off for having read this, thank you

273203  Joseph: That's funny because my wife is my copilot and we're driving to church.

273215  Joseph: @Sadbot The pancakes are called injera, but are really difficult to make. It's more or less the same food as Eritrea and Somalia. Eritrean people are fantastic, they will be the best friends you'll ever have. They are better than family actually.

273224  Joseph: In the rural area of the United States and the United States of America is a very popular place to live and to be able to do that in the world of the world of South America and the world of South America (I'll stop now, it doesn't work on my phone)

273256  Knice: Sensing danger, the Hermit Ice Cream abandons its current home in search of a more secure abode. [splorping sounds]

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273215 Sadbot: @Air Biscuit I've only had it by asking for it, it's never on the menu

273123 DrNinjaman: Gesundheit!

272993 wolfpk: A light snack for Joey Chestnut!

272892 Littlecraftywolf: tip your waiters regardless of who you are and who your waiter is. even if you get bad service at least leave something.

273017 drtofu: A capacitor, on the other hand, would weigh more when charged than not because of the electrons.

272991 E. HONDA: "The Irritating Gentleman" -- Berthold Woltze, 1874

272975 WannaBee: This episode was brought to you by the letters F and U and the number 12.

273043 Littlecraftywolf: it looks like hes got a tattoo on his neck that says "Ricky"

272918 hajjpodge: Y'all need to stop all this kidding around.

272968 Side Boob: you could go full goon and be all, "Well, ACTUALLY..." :goonsay:



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Score:
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 Dreforian: @fanny Same place I eat my green eggs and ham, actually.
 BavidDowie: Thus endeth the pigeonholes
 Mr. Shine: @fanny In boxes (with lockses)
 fanny: well yeah I keep 'em in the cupboard, where do you keep your foxes?
Image 261212   08-07-18   Uploaded by    ColdHotCool
Score:
568
 
 a robot: Is he eating a pickle? I thought dogs didn't like pickles.
 Teechur: Gosh and begorrah! I'm an Irish setter!
Image 261211   08-07-18   Uploaded by    Chocolate Pain
Score:
47
 
 Sydney: go with it
 marxist: But Mooooooooooooooooommmm!!!
 FabricMan: That's between you and your browser! Firefox don't judge!
 Solemn: That's why you use the 'Loop' function.
 tib gubb: porn director trolling is next level
 sparename: A.K.A "Porn Trauma"
Image 261210   08-07-18   Uploaded by    elmstreet
Score:
466
 
 Robespierre: Nipa cat.
 Shay: Awww look, kitty is doing an impersonation of last year's Fyre Festival.
 wolfpk: Cat: What did you do to my box!?
 sparename: Midnight at the oasis, Send your cat to bed
Image 261209   08-07-18   Uploaded by    greenbean
Score:
529
 
 a robot: This character has not been unlocked yet
 Teechur: @Mr. Shine @Spazstatic I think this cat came from #261272
 Spazstatic: @Teechur it is facing all possible ways until you open the box. Then it's facing you and you get scratched. Schrodinger's cat doesn't like being bothered when it's alive.
 Teechur: Which way is the cat facing?
 Mr. Shine: I am Darkness. I am the night.
Image 261208   08-07-18   Uploaded by    betamax
Score:
527
 
 Passive: "Until now, this was the only way to prevent breaking a doorknob...!"
 Teechur: This might have been purchased for a different reason....
 Shay: Finally, no more excuses that you "fell on the doorknob" if you're a victim of domestic assault.
 dangerkeith3000: Hahahaha this is awesome. I laughbarfed.
 jochenau: The circumstances required to run into a doorknob that way would seem to predict an exceedingly small need for this product.
Image 261207   08-07-18   Uploaded by    Janston
Score:
397
 
 Korrok: I'm okay with this.
 Teechur: You may speak to my hooman puppy only when it is time to teech it to throw a ball
 PenguinBartender: Iz mine. (applies to either subject)
Image 261206   08-07-18   Uploaded by    veryblue
Score:
598
 
 Air Biscuit: Open session.
 Side Boob: :rimshot:
 Peter Pantsless: Free Pee-Wee!
 ppr4: Bundaberg, Queensland. Someones been licking toads again.
 Robespierre: Classic Local Man
 Solemn: They just didn't touch on the important points.
 AlexDeLarge: @sparename surely the penal system could rehabilitate him?
 sparename: That's one in the eye for the legal system
 Dr Awkward: Come on Judge! This is ridickulous.
 Prostata: lucky stiff
Image 261205   08-07-18   Uploaded by    communist
Score:
505
 
 Air Biscuit: They cant hear all that we said when we pretend that were dead.
 Robespierre: Junkie funeral chic
 Shay: Public Masturbator gets off at Dick's Sporting Goods.
 dangerkeith3000: Dress to impress while eating BRAAAAIIINNNSS.
 Dr Awkward: Tres slump-chic.
 Side Boob: Activewear for people who can't even.
 sparename: "Styles for today's teen.."
Image 261204   08-07-18   Uploaded by    jayjay
Score:
545
 
 Robespierre: Like Alan Yarborough shrieks, "We're stackin' 'em deep and sellin' 'em cheap; an' remember, if you don't drive here, you can't save here!"
 wolfpk: Cat:I am going to get you for this!!! If I can find a way of doing it without moving.
 Mr. Shine: *deep snore*
 Dr Awkward: Puffs 'n fluffs
Image 261203   08-07-18   Uploaded by    Messed Up Dog
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