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273134  VoR: First day of work

273043  UltraBeverly: I don't think it would be much of a leap to think his daughter was also his girlfriend.

273126  Passive: I heard of Keyboard Cat, but this is ridiculous

273123  VoR: Pizza!?

273129  VoR:

273123  lecj07: Heard you was talking shit.

273107  El hefe: #273108

273108  El hefe: #273107

273132  lecj07: Yes, yes we do.

273133  VoR: I disagree.

273132  El hefe: You are what you eat

273123  nathan: What's the horse piss joke about, by the way?

273095  Bluetocracy: Febreeze ain't gonna fix that.

273126  a sedated moose: Unlimited power!

273123  Bluetocracy: So that's what the sound in the wall has been for the last 6 years!

273133  Not A Bot: awww! baby gojira is so cute!

273127  Passive: "0 town, 1 highway"

273105  Passive: Hat's off to ya

272989  Theimposter: Aunt Jemima, flavored with 100% real southern racism.

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272968 Side Boob: you could go full goon and be all, "Well, ACTUALLY..." :goonsay:

272815 Mr Bleak: Just because you *can* do something ...

272991 E. HONDA: "The Irritating Gentleman" -- Berthold Woltze, 1874

272816 Air Biscuit: @Knice @dangerkeith3000 @Off Topic @Bob @Sadbot @Sage @John Blender anyone want to take a boat ride?

273043 UltraBeverly: I don't think it would be much of a leap to think his daughter was also his girlfriend.

272774 Dr Awkward: Nah, we have a lot of locally own restaruants, shops, etc... that are those people's livelihood. We'll see how this all shakes out in a few years, but even at 15 dollars an hour, you're not buying a house here (out of town 2nd home owners, vacation rentals, and student housing makes that housing market crazy).

272918 Teechur: @Dr Awkward My wife and I are cracking up over here! She and I actually met online in 1994. We each took a leap of faith and 22 years of marriage later..... Criminally insane? Not criminally, anyway....

272892 Peter Pantsless: @Hokie333 The show It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia is on at that time, and their pub us called Paddy's as well. Just a little goof.

272993 wolfpk: A light snack for Joey Chestnut!

272998 wolfpk: Grandmother: I know, my grandson is a little asshole!



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Score:
852
 
 FireBreathingMarmot: I used to blast wamp rats back home in my T16. They're not much bigger than 2 meters.
 Science: You are required to maneuver straight down this trench and skim the surface to this point. The target area is only two meters wide. It's a small thermal exhaust port, right below the main port.
 Science: "It's no good, I can't maneuver!" "Stay on target." "We're too close!" "Stay on target!" "Loosen up!" "They came from... behind! "
 Science: She may not look like much, but shes got it where it counts
 Science: Sorry about the mess.
 Hokie333: I knew it, I'm surrounded by-- oh wait wrong movie
 some guy : Utinni!
 east bay: I happen to like nice men
 DrinkMixMan: If you will not turn, you will be destroyed!
 piranharama: I... want to go home and rethink my life.
 charlemagne: but I have no sister
 BavidDowie: Solo! Solo!
 TurkeyVulture: This is not going to go the way you think it will.
 petepuma: "Uncle Owen! Aunt Beru! Uncle Owen!"
 grizzly: Mesa called Jar Jar Binks!
 itskando: Yogurt. Just plain yogurt.
 charlemagne: control, control, you must learn control!
 Warrax: Will someone get this big walking carpet out of my way?
 DrinkMixMan: "Hmm. That face you make. Look I so old to young eyes?"
 DrinkMixMan: "Rise, my friend."
 Joseph: Resistance Is Futile.
 dangerkeith3000: "Im rather embarrassed. but it appears that you are to be the main course at a banquet in my honor."
 dangerkeith3000: Judge me by my size, do you?
 dangerkeith3000: "We meet again, at last. The circle is now complete. When I left you, I was but the learner; now I am the master.
 hajjpodge: @Wooden Spoon this should be +30 right now
 DrinkMixMan: "It's possible he came in through the south entrance."
 addend: "Do or do not. There is no try."
 Laree: Help me take this mask off.
 wwwdotcom: You know, between his howling and you blasting everything in sight, it's a wonder the whole station doesn't know we're here.
 violentwrath: "There's an awful lot of moisture in here"
 Scoo: @a robot "Get in there you big furry oaf, I don't care what you smell!"
 Off Topic: And I thought they smelled bad on the outside.
 Annoying Vegan : The shaft leads directly to the reactor system.
 Skinr: "I wanna go home and rethink my life."
 wolfpk: "It's a trap!"
 Peter Pantsless: You came in that thing? You're braver than I thought!
 Peter Pantsless: @a robot What an incredible smell you've discovered!
 Nope: Pain, suffering, death I feel. Something terrible has happened. Young Skywalker is in pain. Terrible pain.
 Nope: Truly wonderful, the mind of a child is.
 Nope: Don't say that, master. You're the closest thing I have to a father.
 a robot: Alright, I'm just gonna do it...."Into the garbage chute, flyboy!"
 FabricMan: "Evacuate?! In our moment of triumph?!"
 FabricMan: "Did it go in?" "Negative. It just blasted along the surface."
 Mad Collager: Hmmm, nobody's saying "I'm your father!"
 a robot: "I'm going to regret this"
 Himesama: "I don't like sand. It's coarse and rough and irritating and it gets everywhere."
 trelyate: *wookie noises*
 Kaviri: Hello - what do we have here?
 Wooden Spoon: wilhelm scream
 Shay: "NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!"
 dobbiesdoogs: "Uh, everything's under control. Situation normal." "What happened?" "Uh, we had a slight weapons malfunction, but uh... everything's perfectly all right now. We're fine. We're all fine here now, thank you. How are you?"
 Side Boob: Judge me by my size, do you?
 Scoo: "Back door, huh? Good idea!"
 sparename: "Your powers are weak, old man."
 sparename: Governor Tarkin: This bickering is pointless!
 Peter Pantsless: I have a bad feeling about this...
 Peter Pantsless: Never tell me the odds.
 Peter Pantsless: I felt a great disturbance in the force, as if millions of voices cried out in terror and were suddenly silenced.
 Peter Pantsless: You will never find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy.
Image 258337   07-20-18   Uploaded by    Bacon Train
Score:
158
 
 BavidDowie: @clayjar yes, then yes
 AlexDeLarge: @clayjar why can't we have both?
 Mad Collager: Ah, we meet again, my nemesis, the Commode!
 Scoo: "From dowwwwntowwwn!"
Image 258336   07-20-18   Uploaded by    shwoarty
Score:
532
 
 Not A Bot: 11:00 class taught by GLaDOS
 Wooden Spoon: Qberts Kids make a LEGO house.
Image 258335   07-20-18   Uploaded by    Annoying Vegan
Score:
496
 
 Ironass: Looks like the Donald's toupee.
 ThoughtlessGentleman: but is it art?
 Scoo: My hat is a squirrel; you argument is irrelevant
Image 258334   07-20-18   Uploaded by    usernamee
Score:
782
 
 BavidDowie: This is too much
 addend: "Did you see those Lego?"
Image 258333   07-20-18   Uploaded by    Side Boob
Score:
349
 
 Mr Bleak: "Snakes on a Plane!" - we can get Samuel L Jackson! (Provided we don't show him the script before he signs on the dotted line.)
 Fantasy: They did work for an outfit called the Asylum tho..
 Hyphae: @Hyphae are they saying they are jealous for not thinking of that idea, because I know i am
 Hyphae: ...and?
Image 258332   07-20-18   Uploaded by    Pizza
Score:
141
 
 Robespierre: Bite Me: Here Is How It Works
 Himesama: @Scoo I had all four of my wisdom teeth removed. Yours was obviously more severe
 Scoo: @Himesama Probably depends on what you had done. I had 20% of my tongue removed.
 Himesama: @Scoo Oh my gosh that's awful. I'm only a day in and I can't stand it.
 Shay: Next time you're afraid to share ideas, remember someone once said in a meeting "Let's make a film with a tornado full of sharks."
 Scoo: @Himesama My tongue is still numb 7 weeks after oral surgery
 Himesama: Is it normal that my tongue is still numb 24 hours after oral surgery?
Image 258331   07-20-18   Uploaded by    John Blender
Score:
372
 
 Robespierre: There's some kinda ad running on the TdF prime time coverage that features a One Direction song. Gawd, does it suck.
 Spazstatic: You forgot to show the Trump one where there were only 12 people there because they didn't realize that it wasn't going to be Obama talking.
 bug: Oh he's just headlining for Sauron, that doesn't count.
Image 258330   07-20-18   Uploaded by    xylophone
Score:
650
 
 tib gubb: i love it when government is self aware
 Disclosure: The part of the Bob's Burgers episode where Bob pretends things are talking to him and he does their voices
 wolfpk: Once we had a contest at work to see who could raise the most money for charity. My department had a barbecue. We placed the barbecue grill right under the exterior air intake vent. We had the whole building smelling of barbecue. We won, but were accused of cheating!
 Mad Collager:
 Mad Collager: Now they're asking me why I put frosting on them.
 Scoo: The burgers are taking to you, Joel? Alrighty then, if you'd come this way we have a nice padded room for you just down this hall...
 Off Topic: Still can't tell me why kids love the taste of cinnamon toast crunch.
 sparename: Savouring seared sentient snacks
 elahabdh: @VeeKay War is peace?
 pisspig: And they're now telling me a positive is now a negative. They just mis-spoke.
 bug: wait... now they're telling me that jet fuel can't melt steel beams.
Image 258329   07-20-18   Uploaded by    Mexico
Score:
378
 
 Science: I guess they are both technically correct...
 Knice: Old Bay, Older Bay
Image 258328   07-20-18   Uploaded by    sunset blues
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