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262503  Zarathustra: Saving this meme and sending it to friends. Next level.

262493  dangerkeith3000: @Amy Housewine It has a 'CAN do' attitude!

262493  dangerkeith3000: I laughed super hard at this.

262494  dangerkeith3000: Fat or skinny...she gets laid a lot. You can tell by the JBF hair.

262496  dangerkeith3000: She can google me any time.

262497  dangerkeith3000: No one saw. You are cool bro.

262498  dangerkeith3000: Live. Laugh. Love.

262500  dangerkeith3000: Mike Ehrmentraut?

262459  Mr. Shine: Hay, gurl . . . . .

262502  dangerkeith3000: crazy fingers

262488  FabricMan: Wasn't this a Far Side gag?

262469  Mr. Shine: Bash 'em in with a bat.

262480  Mr. Shine: *whoosh*

262493  FabricMan: @Fleld Cremumple EVERYONE on AG is anonymous now! Anarchy!

262498  FabricMan: Tomate confites aux douze saveurs

262500  Mr. Shine: Are you threatening me?!

262494  Coolguy: Sleepee?

262501  Mr. Shine: I mean, maybe?

262509  sparename: You misunderstood "Beach Buggy", didn't you?

262496  Mr. Whiskers: Prehistoric may be a bit strong given the photographic evidence of movable type

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Score:
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 Gulm Plemuble: i love it when government is self aware
 Frango Albongo: The part of the Bob's Burgers episode where Bob pretends things are talking to him and he does their voices
 Birb Dampungo: Once we had a contest at work to see who could raise the most money for charity. My department had a barbecue. We placed the barbecue grill right under the exterior air intake vent. We had the whole building smelling of barbecue. We won, but were accused of cheating!
 Buwn Drumupert:
 Liple Grunungus: Now they're asking me why I put frosting on them.
 Thempo Cremomple: The burgers are taking to you, Joel? Alrighty then, if you'd come this way we have a nice padded room for you just down this hall...
 Frirt Dampumple: Still can't tell me why kids love the taste of cinnamon toast crunch.
 Luld Flungo: Savouring seared sentient snacks
 Trimpo Cremumbies: @VeeKay War is peace?
 Luple Cremupert: And they're now telling me a positive is now a negative. They just mis-spoke.
 Moft Horpuble: wait... now they're telling me that jet fuel can't melt steel beams.
Image 258329   07-20-18   Uploaded by    Creld Horpumple
Score:
378
 
 Jart Grungus: I guess they are both technically correct...
 Hilm Plumple: Old Bay, Older Bay
Image 258328   07-20-18   Uploaded by    Thongo Cremumple
Score:
174
 
 Flungo Grunungus: I don't like this photograph.
 Vempo Flomple: Classic Chadzachdax!
 Pift Grombies: Hes no Superman.
 Girbo Flumumple: He stuck a penny in the sliding door
 Gungo Brongo: @ChubbyBuddy Somebody has clearly never experienced the joy of CHiPs (2017)
 Jown Brungus: why do you people keep showing me pictures of this nerd
Image 258327   07-20-18   Uploaded by    Rirt Gropert
Score:
300
 
 Reft Brupert: Post Apocalyptic Nomadic Warriors.
 Vempo Cremungus: Looks like a pump, wears like a sneaker.
 Vurbo Flumumple: West Virginia, mountain mama, take me home, country roads.
 Juwn Albuble: Fashion gets 200% cooler once the apocalypse begins.
 Jaft Cremongus: Hey! It looks like you're forging an apology note from your obnoxious child! Would you like help?
Image 258326   07-20-18   Uploaded by    Thiwn Morpombies
Score:
460
 
 Flarbo Bropert: @Apple IIe: do you also want to hire 1 Ronin to help you find the Samurai who smells like sunflowers?
 Ling Morpopert: Down w/Stormfront!
Image 258325   07-20-18   Uploaded by    Flimp Broble
Score:
671
 
 Flalm Brumple: Hobbiton 2132.
 Frert Flongo: My career has centered around roofing products and we would say this is from an architect that doesnt understand how water works.
 Doft Cremuble: Another one from "The Architect That Lost His Ruler"
Image 258324   07-20-18   Uploaded by    Gawn Plupert
Score:
759
 
 Long Cremoble: Cat looks mad because he was hoping for a box truck.
 Long Flumomple: Everybody just kept the boxes these came in
Image 258323   07-20-18   Uploaded by    Frung Drumombies
Score:
259
 
 Flampo Drumopert: Guess the state.
 Fring Plongo: "Could you paint the driver-side door blue?" "...sure thing boss"
 Hingo Dampomple: @Korrok is that 2wicked?!
Image 258322   07-20-18   Uploaded by    Treng Broble
Score:
414
 
 Trongo Dampuble: Who the hell is 2wicked?
 Creple Grungo: Me @ this post.
Image 258321   07-20-18   Uploaded by    Dolm Cremoble
Score:
436
 
 Garb Horpongus: Leaf me alone
 Trawn Horpoble: You want a toe? I can get you a toe
 Lang Brombies: That is, a hawk that is vegan, not a hawk that preys on vegans.
 Humpo Alboble: Vegan hawk.
 Herm Albungo: Nani?
 Flingo Rempumple: Wait a minute... this isn't a mouse.
Image 258320   07-20-18   Uploaded by    Trarbo Brongus
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