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272959  WannaBee: If she was smart she would escape out of the window.

273235  addend: "Burn it... burn it all to the ground?"

272962  WannaBee: Is this in a strip club?

273236  addend: Borkfball!

273249  dobbiesdoogs: you have a lot of other problems

272975  WannaBee: This episode was brought to you by the letters F and U and the number 12.

273240  addend: Username/upload combo.

272979  WannaBee: Those are some mean Radivoli!

273243  addend: "I do what the bird tells me. At my age, it doesn't matter."

272980  WannaBee: What? I have allergies.

273244  addend: The casual necktie look.

273204  Starky15: Kids like. You better not see a shadow this year or My dadll pour diesel down your fucking hole.

273159  Sadbot: @WannaBee same as you, 400F motor oil followed by 212F H2O

273234  MasterTwig: I'm glad my best friend and my girlfriend get along.

273227  Starky15: She was pleasantly surprised to find out this was the cock I wanted to rub on her.

273040  WannaBee: So, tell me again why there are no treats?

273201  Mr. Butt: @Butcherboy lmao

273095  WannaBee: When you gotta go, you gotta go.

273221  Not A Bot: I prefer Lock, Shock and Barrel

273115  WannaBee: You have a house phone?

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272993 wolfpk: A light snack for Joey Chestnut!

272892 Littlecraftywolf: tip your waiters regardless of who you are and who your waiter is. even if you get bad service at least leave something.

272991 E. HONDA: "The Irritating Gentleman" -- Berthold Woltze, 1874

272918 hajjpodge: Y'all need to stop all this kidding around.

273080 DrNinjaman: @Prostata Bonfire Analysis would be a good band name.

273043 UltraBeverly: I don't think it would be much of a leap to think his daughter was also his girlfriend.

272975 WannaBee: This episode was brought to you by the letters F and U and the number 12.

273017 drtofu: A capacitor, on the other hand, would weigh more when charged than not because of the electrons.

272968 Side Boob: you could go full goon and be all, "Well, ACTUALLY..." :goonsay:

273123 DrNinjaman: Gesundheit!



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Score:
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 tib gubb: i love it when government is self aware
 Disclosure: The part of the Bob's Burgers episode where Bob pretends things are talking to him and he does their voices
 wolfpk: Once we had a contest at work to see who could raise the most money for charity. My department had a barbecue. We placed the barbecue grill right under the exterior air intake vent. We had the whole building smelling of barbecue. We won, but were accused of cheating!
 Mad Collager:
 Mad Collager: Now they're asking me why I put frosting on them.
 Scoo: The burgers are taking to you, Joel? Alrighty then, if you'd come this way we have a nice padded room for you just down this hall...
 Off Topic: Still can't tell me why kids love the taste of cinnamon toast crunch.
 sparename: Savouring seared sentient snacks
 elahabdh: @VeeKay War is peace?
 pisspig: And they're now telling me a positive is now a negative. They just mis-spoke.
 bug: wait... now they're telling me that jet fuel can't melt steel beams.
Image 258329   07-20-18   Uploaded by    Mexico
Score:
378
 
 Science: I guess they are both technically correct...
 Knice: Old Bay, Older Bay
Image 258328   07-20-18   Uploaded by    sunset blues
Score:
174
 
 dangerkeith3000: I don't like this photograph.
 Scoo: Classic Chadzachdax!
 Annoying Vegan : Hes no Superman.
 superfudge: He stuck a penny in the sliding door
 Mr. Butt: @ChubbyBuddy Somebody has clearly never experienced the joy of CHiPs (2017)
 ChubbyBuddy: why do you people keep showing me pictures of this nerd
Image 258327   07-20-18   Uploaded by    hoobleton
Score:
300
 
 TurkeyVulture: Post Apocalyptic Nomadic Warriors.
 Robespierre: Looks like a pump, wears like a sneaker.
 Kaviri: West Virginia, mountain mama, take me home, country roads.
 bug: Fashion gets 200% cooler once the apocalypse begins.
 Not A Bot: Hey! It looks like you're forging an apology note from your obnoxious child! Would you like help?
Image 258326   07-20-18   Uploaded by    raditzu
Score:
483
 
 Wooden Spoon: @Apple IIe: do you also want to hire 1 Ronin to help you find the Samurai who smells like sunflowers?
 Not A Bot: Down w/Stormfront!
Image 258325   07-20-18   Uploaded by    bad tony
Score:
671
 
 TurkeyVulture: Hobbiton 2132.
 Wooden Spoon: My career has centered around roofing products and we would say this is from an architect that doesnt understand how water works.
 sparename: Another one from "The Architect That Lost His Ruler"
Image 258324   07-20-18   Uploaded by    Mr. Shine
Score:
759
 
 Wooden Spoon: Cat looks mad because he was hoping for a box truck.
 sparename: Everybody just kept the boxes these came in
Image 258323   07-20-18   Uploaded by    grizzly
Score:
259
 
 Robespierre: Guess the state.
 bug: "Could you paint the driver-side door blue?" "...sure thing boss"
 ThoughtlessGentleman: @Korrok is that 2wicked?!
Image 258322   07-20-18   Uploaded by    Korrok
Score:
414
 
 well duh: Who the hell is 2wicked?
 Knice: Me @ this post.
Image 258321   07-20-18   Uploaded by    Vorm Gongo
Score:
436
 
 BavidDowie: Leaf me alone
 Sadpygmy: You want a toe? I can get you a toe
 Spazstatic: That is, a hawk that is vegan, not a hawk that preys on vegans.
 Spazstatic: Vegan hawk.
 Himesama: Nani?
 bug: Wait a minute... this isn't a mouse.
Image 258320   07-20-18   Uploaded by    Bagels
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