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262503  Zarathustra: Saving this meme and sending it to friends. Next level.

262493  dangerkeith3000: @Amy Housewine It has a 'CAN do' attitude!

262493  dangerkeith3000: I laughed super hard at this.

262494  dangerkeith3000: Fat or skinny...she gets laid a lot. You can tell by the JBF hair.

262496  dangerkeith3000: She can google me any time.

262497  dangerkeith3000: No one saw. You are cool bro.

262498  dangerkeith3000: Live. Laugh. Love.

262500  dangerkeith3000: Mike Ehrmentraut?

262459  Mr. Shine: Hay, gurl . . . . .

262502  dangerkeith3000: crazy fingers

262488  FabricMan: Wasn't this a Far Side gag?

262469  Mr. Shine: Bash 'em in with a bat.

262480  Mr. Shine: *whoosh*

262493  FabricMan: @Fleld Cremumple EVERYONE on AG is anonymous now! Anarchy!

262498  FabricMan: Tomate confites aux douze saveurs

262500  Mr. Shine: Are you threatening me?!

262494  Coolguy: Sleepee?

262501  Mr. Shine: I mean, maybe?

262509  sparename: You misunderstood "Beach Buggy", didn't you?

262496  Mr. Whiskers: Prehistoric may be a bit strong given the photographic evidence of movable type

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262416 VoR: emotional bond? HAH! that wont even adhere my father to me?

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262298 Robespierre: Dude ... somebody's bored, bored, BORED here in the dog days of Summer, that's for sure!

262440 Christina: @Rart Flumomple Those are not for ladies.

262342 charlemagne: I no longer wish to be known by my slave name

262230 Side Boob: @Mr. Shine Post a pic of her from the yearbook :P

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 Jirb Horpongo: @Felicity: the kind that helps you fight disease?
 Fruld Grunombies: Now I'm hungry for that toast that comes with those sweet coloured chewy bits
 Treft Flumombies: "I think that stuff just kicked in, Silent Bob!"
Image 258317   07-20-18   Uploaded by    Thungo Flumumple
 Therbo Fluble: Yo man, you don't have to worry what's in my cup, it's my cup, ya hear? It's my cup.
Image 258316   07-20-18   Uploaded by    Frold Plungo
 Rolm Rempupert: Yes, yes you definitely can has!
 Craft Morpuble: Hot diggity
 Piwn Plemoble: Who's got two paws and wants a hot dog? THIS GUY
 Jorb Plemungo: Hallelujah!!
Image 258315   07-20-18   Uploaded by    Crimpo Brungo
 Rampo Dampuble: My dad has asbestosis. It's super hilarious! No, seriously...we love to laugh at f*cked up stuff. Lol
 Jing Drumungus: Return flight: #258466
 Dampo Grongus: The death toll from the Great San Francisco Earthquake of 2018 stands at one.
 Fruft Cremumple: Asbestos humor not working. Please restart device.
 Roft Morpuble: Mesothelioma is an odd, yet stately name to give to a child.
 Left Morpongo: "If you or a loved-one..." Oh, never mind.
 Dert Drumoble: Stellar username/upload combo
 Crert Cremongus: Dat Ass-bestos!
Image 258314   07-20-18   Uploaded by    Murm Groble
 Dift Plupert: This is how it should be.
 Mift Rempuble: Thoughts & prayers
 Crampo Horpongo: *loud buzzer sound*
 Mawn Plemomple: YOU MONSTER
Image 258313   07-20-18   Uploaded by    Domp Dampupert
 Pimpo Horpupert: Apple turnover, please
 Criple Bruble: My arteries hardened just a little bit looking at this.
 Framp Plemumple: *heavenly choir*
 Flung Plumple: Almost a username/upload combo.
Image 258312   07-20-18   Uploaded by    Rirb Dampongus
 Varm Flongus: fucking bats, every goddamn time
 Guld Grunongo: Is bats a code word for Russian prostitutes and armor a code word for hotel mattress?
 Bewn Horpumple: I whooped Batman's ass!
 Freld Cremuble: aka Castlevania IV
 Thirbo Drumomple: This is the best sequel since "The Fart That Killed Everyone Part II"
 Crang Bruble: ...walkin' down the street ... get the funniest looks from ... everyone they meet ... and then it's PISSIN' TIME!
 Jorb Drumopert: Chainmail is probably not the best defensive option against pee.
 Jung Horpongus: "Bats Kicked My Ass" could be the subtitle for a lot of video games
 Harbo Plemongo: *gets ass kicked by bats again*
Image 258311   07-20-18   Uploaded by    Rump Horpuble
 Pimpo Horpupert: And I'm blue again. :sigh:
 Riple Morpoble: Yay! I've gone Purple! It won't last, but I made Purple, briefly...
 Luld Rempongo: @Knice I'm married, so it doesn't count. Or happen, come to think of it.
 Jolm Dampumbies: New Resident Evil looking good!
 Jurt Albongo: In Joe Haldemans The Forever War the main character was the last heterosexual male
 Ging Albupert: Clowns to the left of me, jokers to the right, here I am - stuck in the middle with you.
 Gurbo Drumuble: Im a gay suprematist. Also, get off my lawn.
 Thempo Cremumple: @Scoo Dirty boy! Dirty dirty dirty!
 Gift Drumoble: @Knice I'm metrosexual. The D.C. Metro, specifically
 Tremp Flongo: @Knice Saucy!
 Jople Drumombies: they cheered him on, saying "lol get those fags" oh, the irony
 Luld Rempungus: I'm pansexual. Frying pans, specifically.
Image 258310   07-20-18   Uploaded by    Duple Morpoble
Image 258309   07-20-18   Uploaded by    Crown Dampoble
 Bang Bropert: Can you spot the hidden message?
 Bawn Cremumple: "What do you mean you're not sure, Mr Deckard?"
 Buple Grunungo: Turing tests are getting lazy. Wait... maybe we shouldn't have let robots decide who's not a robot.
 Jompo Grumbies: Oh please, like you've never lied on a legal document before.
 Trert Horpongo: I'm not a robot. I just blindly follow the instructions from someone that cannot think for themselves
 Gulm Dampoble: So unfair. Good thing @a robot has built-in rocket boosters
Image 258308   07-20-18   Uploaded by    Jango Flumumple
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