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272476  Spazstatic: Holy shit

272475  Air Biscuit: Soupr salad.

272455  kshoxx: Party Rock is in the house tonight, every body just have a good time.

272406  Korrok: Convenient....

272470  dangerkeith3000: Mini-Gi

272471  dangerkeith3000: One electronic scooters into Mordor.

272484  deathawaits: Hi. Welcome to iPark. Choose your language

272474  dangerkeith3000: Whassup

272475  dangerkeith3000: Beer is liquid bread.

272448  White Rice: @Teechur @Knice where do you think Garfield got the bio-mass to grow those extra appendages?

272463  hajjpodge: @Teechur It won't before too long.

272463  White Rice: @Teechur the family log?

272466  Not A Bot: JJ's- America's favorite weed delivery service.

272472  Prostata: no, you identify as a douche

272470  fanny: Go on. Leave a giraffe. Just a short one, even.

272450  SuedeOxford: @WannaBee What was Wenger thinking sending Walcott on that early?

272442  dragon horn: What?

272464  Spazstatic: Jaunty!

272465  Spazstatic: Ask your doctor if Cialis is right for you.

272472  Ihminen: my vw just goes one about how they are technically a prosche because they're slightly related

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272155 White Rice: @Science oh no!

272159 SuedeOxford: @tib gubb Certainly, but I like my odds on this one.

272189 Warrax: This goddamned shit is motherfucking KEEN I tell you.

272205 Science: Well, that explains the bruising on the legs.

272086 tib gubb: yikes

272195 Spazstatic: @Knice "Happy happy birthday, my song is really short!"

272089 Mad Collager: @fanny You'll do fine! If you have any trouble, reply here and I'll trouble-shoot. I just hope I see the reply in time to do you good!

272295 DrinkMixMan: Thanks, these injured animals really brightened my day!

272372 Air Biscuit: @Dr Awkward theres a thing to unlock it for towing.

272261 Mr Bleak: @Side Boob *Nobody* expects The Spanish Mikado!



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Amy Housewine uploaded 272056 (836 points)
confession uploaded 272135 (818 points)
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ChubbyBuddy uploaded 272351 (806 points)
trepanation uploaded 272059 (806 points)
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11. youshall: 1806 points
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Score:
776
 
 Shay: Yo man, you don't have to worry what's in my cup, it's my cup, ya hear? It's my cup.
Image 258316   07-20-18   Uploaded by    duckybox
Score:
529
 
 Annoying Vegan : Yes, yes you definitely can has!
 Drump Porbs: Hot diggity
 bug: Who's got two paws and wants a hot dog? THIS GUY
 Mr. Shine: Hallelujah!!
Image 258315   07-20-18   Uploaded by    Side Boob
Score:
412
 
 Jaunty Shrimp: My dad has asbestosis. It's super hilarious! No, seriously...we love to laugh at f*cked up stuff. Lol
 Knice: Return flight: #258466
 Shay: The death toll from the Great San Francisco Earthquake of 2018 stands at one.
 Weedheart: Asbestos humor not working. Please restart device.
 bug: Mesothelioma is an odd, yet stately name to give to a child.
 Robespierre: "If you or a loved-one..." Oh, never mind.
 Peter Pantsless: Stellar username/upload combo
 Knice: Dat Ass-bestos!
Image 258314   07-20-18   Uploaded by    Mr. Butt
Score:
185
 
 dangerkeith3000: This is how it should be.
 Robespierre: Thoughts & prayers
 Mr. Shine: *loud buzzer sound*
 Scoo: YOU MONSTER
Image 258313   07-20-18   Uploaded by    Father Goose
Score:
304
 
 Annoying Vegan : Apple turnover, please
 p nut: My arteries hardened just a little bit looking at this.
 Mr. Shine: *heavenly choir*
 Spazstatic: Almost a username/upload combo.
Image 258312   07-20-18   Uploaded by    Chinese Buffet
Score:
613
 
 tib gubb: fucking bats, every goddamn time
 Wooden Spoon: Is bats a code word for Russian prostitutes and armor a code word for hotel mattress?
 grizzly: I whooped Batman's ass!
 bug: aka Castlevania IV
 a robot: This is the best sequel since "The Fart That Killed Everyone Part II"
 Robespierre: ...walkin' down the street ... get the funniest looks from ... everyone they meet ... and then it's PISSIN' TIME!
 Spazstatic: Chainmail is probably not the best defensive option against pee.
 Peter Pantsless: "Bats Kicked My Ass" could be the subtitle for a lot of video games
 Knice: *gets ass kicked by bats again*
Image 258311   07-20-18   Uploaded by    Warrax
Score:
234
 
 Mr Bleak: And I'm blue again. :sigh:
 Mr Bleak: Yay! I've gone Purple! It won't last, but I made Purple, briefly...
 Mr Bleak: @Knice I'm married, so it doesn't count. Or happen, come to think of it.
 Passive: New Resident Evil looking good!
 Wooden Spoon: In Joe Haldemans The Forever War the main character was the last heterosexual male
 Kaviri: Clowns to the left of me, jokers to the right, here I am - stuck in the middle with you.
 UltraBeverly: Im a gay suprematist. Also, get off my lawn.
 Spazstatic: @Scoo Dirty boy! Dirty dirty dirty!
 Scoo: @Knice I'm metrosexual. The D.C. Metro, specifically
 Mr. Shine: @Knice Saucy!
 tib gubb: they cheered him on, saying "lol get those fags" oh, the irony
 Knice: I'm pansexual. Frying pans, specifically.
Image 258310   07-20-18   Uploaded by    potato
Score:
741
 
Image 258309   07-20-18   Uploaded by    professional
Score:
556
 
 tib gubb: Can you spot the hidden message?
 Scoo: "What do you mean you're not sure, Mr Deckard?"
 bug: Turing tests are getting lazy. Wait... maybe we shouldn't have let robots decide who's not a robot.
 a robot: Oh please, like you've never lied on a legal document before.
 VoR: I'm not a robot. I just blindly follow the instructions from someone that cannot think for themselves
 Peter Pantsless: So unfair. Good thing @a robot has built-in rocket boosters
Image 258308   07-20-18   Uploaded by    Annoying Vegan
Score:
404
 
 Mr. Shine: They tried to warn you.
Image 258307   07-20-18   Uploaded by    arctic fox
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