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262493  dangerkeith3000: @Amy Housewine It has a 'CAN do' attitude!

262493  dangerkeith3000: I laughed super hard at this.

262494  dangerkeith3000: Fat or skinny...she gets laid a lot. You can tell by the JBF hair.

262496  dangerkeith3000: She can google me any time.

262497  dangerkeith3000: No one saw. You are cool bro.

262498  dangerkeith3000: Live. Laugh. Love.

262500  dangerkeith3000: Mike Ehrmentraut?

262459  Mr. Shine: Hay, gurl . . . . .

262502  dangerkeith3000: crazy fingers

262488  FabricMan: Wasn't this a Far Side gag?

262469  Mr. Shine: Bash 'em in with a bat.

262480  Mr. Shine: *whoosh*

262493  FabricMan: @Fleld Cremumple EVERYONE on AG is anonymous now! Anarchy!

262498  FabricMan: Tomate confites aux douze saveurs

262500  Mr. Shine: Are you threatening me?!

262494  Coolguy: Sleepee?

262501  Mr. Shine: I mean, maybe?

262509  sparename: You misunderstood "Beach Buggy", didn't you?

262496  Mr. Whiskers: Prehistoric may be a bit strong given the photographic evidence of movable type

262511  Peter Pantsless: You're one adorable motherfucker

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Score:
838
 
 Mulm Flumbies: Must be near Christmas time in Iceland.
 Rango Horpungo: @Spazstatic everyone knows about Catbus, even if they have no idea what it is or from where it came.
 Crongo Rempombies: I know of the catbus. I did not know of the cattrain.
 Thurb Plemungo: Commuting on the Petro
 Craft Rempungo: you're all fucked, and then the whole world is fucked.
 Pift Dampungo: Ride the beautiful people express
Image 258302   07-20-18   Uploaded by    Buwn Morpuble
Score:
665
 
 Bango Cremungo: It's the Stay-Puft Marshmallow Cat
 Puple Rempongus: Kitty Express has arrived.
Image 258301   07-20-18   Uploaded by    Mirbo Morpumple
Score:
208
 
 Bempo Plemoble: This brings a horrible new meaning to "Come to the Dark Side - We have cookies!"
Image 258300   07-20-18   Uploaded by    Frawn Cremongus
Score:
319
 
 Crango Albupert: I dunno,.maybe with some kind of belt or sash it might work
 Poft Plemumple: Legs go all the way up Griffin.
 Thong Bropert: so nice she wore 'em twice
 Flamp Morpumbies: Eat Pant
 Bort Plungo: Can you spot the seven differences between these two pictures?
 Trang Cremongus: PANTS!!!!
 Vempo Flumongus: Y-chromosome cosplay, for when you self- identify as male.
 Pift Plongus: She's got a pair of legs that go all the way up to her shoulders!
 Rert Flumongo: New, from MC Hammer.
 Lort Broble: Not my type
Image 258299   07-20-18   Uploaded by    Hampo Gromple
Score:
248
 
 Lawn Drumongo: congrats on your playing a shitty game
 Trurb Plumbies: Ha ha, I outsmarted an idiot!
 Mirbo Rempuble: Wow, you really got 'em good. I don't think it's much to be proud of, though.
Image 258298   07-20-18   Uploaded by    Gelm Horpombies
Score:
491
 
 Daple Flongus: Gradually becomes a disaster.
 Criwn Flumple: I did this as an exercise in Sibelius 7.
 Lort Morpongus: PLAY ONE THE FUCKING DRUMMER KNOWS TOO!
 Japle Albumple: "music"
 Vemp Bromple: This was hanging on the wall in my high school band room, 24 years ago
 Mift Plopert: PLAY FREEBIRD!!
 Hampo Drumoble: BARRRRRTTTTT!!!!!
 Thango Plumbies: *sound of violins catching fire*
 Gorb Cremombies: You guys. My post in this Serious Music discussion group got approved. I'm crying.
 Jown Cremumple: I might understand the guitar tab of this
 Gold Flombies: So anyways, here's WonderWhatTheFuckAll...
Image 258297   07-20-18   Uploaded by    Trurb Cremupert
Score:
553
 
 Thiple Dampumbies: 13. No u (combo breaker)
 Pemp Morpopert: ... and then there's the internet.
 Meng Rempumple: This may be best text image I've seen on this site. Most of these apply to good science too, and I may reuse this for my students.
 Lurb Albongo: 12. Thou shalt be mindful of first principles, and elucidate differences in them before spending 40 days and 40 nights arguing past one another needlessly.
 Tralm Grungo: 11. Thou shalt not assume an argument's conclusion is false solely because the argument contained a fallacy.
 Daple Plemungo: This is no way to get elected.
Image 258296   07-20-18   Uploaded by    Bempo Plemumbies
Score:
176
 
 Vango Albungo: ah, the old seem tree
 Thawn Morpongo: He semented his place in history.
 Dorbo Horpupert: @Knice ewwwwwww
 Jirbo Flopert: That's the worst yet most detailed case of varicose veins I've ever seen!
 Rumpo Grumbies: Running down his leg, of course.
Image 258295   07-20-18   Uploaded by    Buwn Grupert
Score:
146
 
 Crompo Albupert: @Mr. Shine *Early Cuyler voice* Continue with the reading.
 Jingo Broble: I would be way too tempted to ad an 'is' to the end of the first line
 Huwn Plupert: Here i sit, etc.
Image 258294   07-20-18   Uploaded by    Lerb Rempungo
Score:
412
 
 Luwn Plungus: @bug your username/comment synergy is amazing.
 Jort Grunongo: Also the ability to fuck without a head is nice.
Image 258293   07-20-18   Uploaded by    Burb Flumongo
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