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272314  miller: Hi Parker

272252  FabricMan: 55% of this fruit is grapefruit, and 45% is orange

272279  copunter: six degrees of staphylococcus

272303  Side Boob: Why do these things always lose air?

272282  Mr. Butt: @ignatz That makes perfect sense, but I feel so betrayed knowing that.

272286  copunter: fuck yo couch

272302  Prostata: best brunch squad ever

272290  copunter: MAGBA

272295  copunter: sponsored by Purina Bee Chow, now with 30% MORE stinger, and a crunchy queen in every bag

272300  copunter: it's like her nose follows you wherever you are in the room

272263  copunter: typos? is that comedy here then? look out, Jay Leno, we have a spaceship

272269  copunter: deciphering aint easy, but it's very necessary

272300  FabricMan: Ermehgerd! Ter treh wersh!

272089  Sage: @Mad Collager That sounds amazing!

272299  dangerkeith3000: Welcome to my TEDBorkf.

272294  Shay: The Rock was in Jem????? (Or is it the gem was in The Rock?????)

272279  Shay: Oh dear, I do believe I have been given the ol' Stinkhand again.

272242  AdaMan: Load bearing zip ties

272308  Mustyrats: That's a "How *you* doin?" look if I ever saw one!

272295  ignatz: They all look remarkably happy..

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271958 revtom: As if we wouldn't use those Atlas droids to fight. See that 'atlas parkour' video on youtube? We'll be remotely piloting those things in the next war.

271861 Scoo: SHUT THAT BLOODY BOUZOUKI UP!

272189 Warrax: This goddamned shit is motherfucking KEEN I tell you.

272122 White Rice: @Warrax I don't know how I forgot about birbs...I feel quite silly now.

272195 Air Biscuit: @Knice also happy birthday.

272159 Mr Bleak: Mistakes were made, judge. Lessons will be learned.

272089 Sage: @Mad Collager That sounds amazing!

272205 Terrh: Classy...

272245 Side Boob: Time to go to the ER, I guess.

272155 Mr Bleak: I've looked closely over many years, and I'm still yet to find the coin slot.



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Score:
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 isosceleswaffle: Gradually becomes a disaster.
 Stumpwiz: I did this as an exercise in Sibelius 7.
 midgetcastle: PLAY ONE THE FUCKING DRUMMER KNOWS TOO!
 Spazstatic: "music"
 Scoo: This was hanging on the wall in my high school band room, 24 years ago
 Dr Awkward: PLAY FREEBIRD!!
 Shay: BARRRRRTTTTT!!!!!
 Mr. Shine: *sound of violins catching fire*
 Robespierre: You guys. My post in this Serious Music discussion group got approved. I'm crying.
 sparenamelaptopdied: I might understand the guitar tab of this
 Knice: So anyways, here's WonderWhatTheFuckAll...
Image 258297   07-20-18   Uploaded by    Mr. Shine
Score:
578
 
 piranharama: 13. No u (combo breaker)
 snekeyes: ... and then there's the internet.
 Dr Awkward: This may be best text image I've seen on this site. Most of these apply to good science too, and I may reuse this for my students.
 jochenau: 12. Thou shalt be mindful of first principles, and elucidate differences in them before spending 40 days and 40 nights arguing past one another needlessly.
 FabricMan: 11. Thou shalt not assume an argument's conclusion is false solely because the argument contained a fallacy.
 Knice: This is no way to get elected.
Image 258296   07-20-18   Uploaded by    Warrax
Score:
176
 
 Bill Rye: ah, the old seem tree
 Shay: He semented his place in history.
 Mr. Shine: @Knice ewwwwwww
 WTF: That's the worst yet most detailed case of varicose veins I've ever seen!
 Knice: Running down his leg, of course.
Image 258295   07-20-18   Uploaded by    androbot
Score:
146
 
 lecj07: @Mr. Shine *Early Cuyler voice* Continue with the reading.
 trelyate: I would be way too tempted to ad an 'is' to the end of the first line
 Mr. Shine: Here i sit, etc.
Image 258294   07-20-18   Uploaded by    Korrok
Score:
412
 
 Mr. Shine: @bug your username/comment synergy is amazing.
 bug: Also the ability to fuck without a head is nice.
Image 258293   07-20-18   Uploaded by    Mr. Shine
Score:
283
 
 sandwiches: Now to build them into hot rods and pretend they're gifts for the prince
 Otterman: Praying mantis got that one
 wolfpk: Cloaking technology has not been perfected, but it looks like they are getting close.
 Scoo: Got your nose!
Image 258292   07-20-18   Uploaded by    Back Door Dan
Score:
323
 
 Spazstatic: They cut off the bottom of the image where the credit was. That's what they did.
Image 258291   07-20-18   Uploaded by    AFanOfSprite
Score:
848
 
 Mad Collager: Catrack
 sparename: "Kitthanger, my friends!"
 Robespierre: Too many hangups
Image 258290   07-20-18   Uploaded by    NotHuman
Score:
423
 
 Mr. Shine: @Science No, of course not!
 Science: "Father - am I adopted?"
Image 258289   07-20-18   Uploaded by    DerMantis
Score:
643
 
 lecj07: Best self defense device ever?
 Spazstatic: Oh, sure, license and registration. I have that right here...
 Mr. Shine: This purse is bitey and scratchy.
Image 258288   07-20-18   Uploaded by    eevee
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