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262397  Mr Bleak: I've seen enough porn to know how this is going to go...

262399  Mr Bleak: I hate that font: I misread it as "Petting Poo" and totally dissed the idea.

262402  Mr Bleak: That she takes a cat shopping for wine is a good sign of incipient Crazy Cat Ladyhood.

262404  Mr Bleak: Did you keep the receipt on the two kids in case they are defective?

262590  dobbiesdoogs: such warm

262599  georgerino: What do the teachers do with these cuties?

262598  sparename: So does an "069" mean that you have a large spectator?

262596  sparename: I thought it was a bit too polite for Alf Garnett

262597  glowstick: Derek looks fairly stern no parties tonight.

262586  Joseph: Mlemlem.

262405  Mr Bleak: Do you never knock?

262414  Mr Bleak: UPS deliver cats now?

262596  boomboomboom: I feel like Stan Lee might come out as the Creator some day in a Marvel Movie.

262594  dobbiesdoogs: you should see what they spent on candles

262595  youshall: "Clerics are forbidden by their religious codes from using edged weapons. Thus, a mace or a sling could be used by a cleric, but a sword or bow could not."

262595  steve: they work like the healing staffs from RPGs

262430  Mr Bleak: @kimjongun Ah! OK - Treaty of Rouen B

262580  Felicity: @Duld Grunongus But he can't start on Monday

262584  tib gubb: beer is gross, but also delicious

262494  Felicity: As long as it works, I don't mind

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Score:
425
 
 Vumpo Floble: @Side Boob Looking forward to it. Cheers!
 Muft Dampombies: @Mr. Shine My dance card is full this trip, but Ill hit you up here if I come out next weekend.
 Crang Rempungus: @Side Boob Sorry about the sick family, but when you do visit, how about a quick meetup for a handshake and a double selfie for The Friendly Spaceship? I think that would be an AG first?
 Ringo Drumumbies: @Mr. Shine Visiting sick family, unfortunately. Trip might be postponed till next weekend.
 Trango Albombies: @Side Boob what for? I live like 20 mins away!
 Craple Cremuble: @Eleftheros Utahn humour...
 Rort Cremongus: @Passive you probably have also seen the mileage sign for "Fillmore Beaver" haha
 Luwn Plongo: @Eleftheros I was just thinking about the "I HEART BEAVER" keychain I stopped to buy when I read your comment lol!
 Dewn Rempumbies: Phrasing!
 Jerbo Grunombies: What about Wynona's?
 Therb Flumombies: I will be in Beaver, PA this Sunday!
 Mold Rempumbies: @WTF Thanks, I just had it stuffed!
 Vongo Fluble: You know you're in trouble when there's a sign...
 Tharb Morpungus: Nice Beaver.
 Dompo Drumopert: Please tell me this in Beaver, UT... They need more down there than "I heart Beaver" merch to sell to folks broken down/gassing up on the way to Vegas.
 Momp Broble: we always keep our hedges trimmed ;)
Image 258248   07-20-18   Uploaded by    Jirt Plemupert
Score:
411
 
 Dungo Morpombies: @Dr Awkward (*suck*, *suck*, *suck*...)
 Thomp Horpongo: It's a scam
 Friwn Flopert: oh i'm the pope honey
 Thown Flumombies: Is this that Simpsons episode where Maggie becomes a fish?
Image 258247   07-20-18   Uploaded by    Vort Brungo
Score:
348
 
 Leng Grunungus: Watch your step!
 Rarm Brungo: A pair of 'all-natural' Crocs can go for anywhere up to $15,000.
Image 258246   07-20-18   Uploaded by    Jeple Ploble
Score:
503
 
Go on. Leave a comment. Just a short one, even.
Image 258245   07-20-18   Uploaded by    Jung Brungus
Score:
464
 
Image 258244   07-20-18   Uploaded by    Geld Flongus
Score:
456
 
 Jerb Flumumple: Blep.
 Lerb Plungo: Ima piwate!
Image 258243   07-20-18   Uploaded by    Goft Horpongo
Score:
466
 
 Reft Brongo: @Side Boob Blimpin' ain't easy
 Gaple Dampopert: Mama says I'm fat, but I'm just a little Husky. :v
 Jurt Brombies: [Whispers loudly to wife] "PUT IT IN YOUR PURSE!"
Image 258242   07-20-18   Uploaded by    Hung Drumombies
Score:
206
 
 Jarm Grunumbies: "Charcoal grey Eisenhower jacket zipped and tucked into a lotus green ascot .... a coil of ashes collected on the white-on-yellow Dacks ... four slender bones with rings and nails endured the weight of a hard fast black rubber cigarette holder. I could just make out Ace as he carried the tray and mouthed 'You cheap son-of-a-bitch' as a straw fell out of a Coke and cartwheeled into the gutter. So this was a drive-in restaurant in Hollywood..."
 Verbo Plemumple: @Dr Awkward Dax Shepard, aka Mr. Kristen Bell
 Varbo Dampopert: Who's the dude on the right? I refuse to specify which right.
 Rulm Plemopert: You should try face-swapping them!
Image 258241   07-20-18   Uploaded by    Jemp Gropert
Score:
567
 
 Puft Drumungo: @Not A Bot I won't put your good advice to shame.
 Triwn Albumple: If you go for your diploma, you could join a steno pool. Turn in your teasin' comb and go back to high school!
 Meld Rempongo: Dapper AF
 Thirb Plemuble: Professor Jigglypants in happier times
Image 258240   07-20-18   Uploaded by    Lift Drumoble
Score:
360
 
 Fling Morpongo: Thank you for your service.
Image 258239   07-20-18   Uploaded by    Dilm Flumple
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