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262503  Zarathustra: Saving this meme and sending it to friends. Next level.

262493  dangerkeith3000: @Amy Housewine It has a 'CAN do' attitude!

262493  dangerkeith3000: I laughed super hard at this.

262494  dangerkeith3000: Fat or skinny...she gets laid a lot. You can tell by the JBF hair.

262496  dangerkeith3000: She can google me any time.

262497  dangerkeith3000: No one saw. You are cool bro.

262498  dangerkeith3000: Live. Laugh. Love.

262500  dangerkeith3000: Mike Ehrmentraut?

262459  Mr. Shine: Hay, gurl . . . . .

262502  dangerkeith3000: crazy fingers

262488  FabricMan: Wasn't this a Far Side gag?

262469  Mr. Shine: Bash 'em in with a bat.

262480  Mr. Shine: *whoosh*

262493  FabricMan: @Fleld Cremumple EVERYONE on AG is anonymous now! Anarchy!

262498  FabricMan: Tomate confites aux douze saveurs

262500  Mr. Shine: Are you threatening me?!

262494  Coolguy: Sleepee?

262501  Mr. Shine: I mean, maybe?

262509  sparename: You misunderstood "Beach Buggy", didn't you?

262496  Mr. Whiskers: Prehistoric may be a bit strong given the photographic evidence of movable type

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262416 VoR: emotional bond? HAH! that wont even adhere my father to me?

262343 Science: *blows repeatedly on lava*

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262298 Robespierre: Dude ... somebody's bored, bored, BORED here in the dog days of Summer, that's for sure!

262440 Christina: @Rart Flumomple Those are not for ladies.

262342 charlemagne: I no longer wish to be known by my slave name

262230 Side Boob: @Mr. Shine Post a pic of her from the yearbook :P



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Score:
188
 
 Thorbo Rempopert: Now you gotta wash your hands BEFORE using the bathroom!
 Trump Drumomple: But can you guess their password?
 Beple Plemumple: This needs a "thank god for chompers" button.
 Larbo Morpuble: fuzzy logic
 Luple Flongo: Taking Keyboard Goop to a somehow even more disgusting level
 Gump Morpumple: I wonder how long the lid was closed.
 Dorm Morpupert: I knew computers could get viruses, but fungal infections?
 Hurbo Grunongus: That username.
 Barbo Grunupert: Gross, wash your hands occasionally!
Image 258206   07-19-18   Uploaded by    Garbo Flumombies
Score:
177
 
 Reld Albopert: Packed full of wind.
 Rump Brumbies: There ain't no party like a perception party, but this one is just plain BAD
 Mirb Flumomple: Google tells me this is 'Grass'.
 Purt Drumongo: Looks like a bigass slug with its head chopped off
Image 258205   07-19-18   Uploaded by    Thurbo Morpopert
Score:
687
 
 Down Brongo: I've had that problem myself, but not with catnip.
 Jople Albongo: Yeahhhhhh
 Hift Morpumple: Same
Image 258204   07-19-18   Uploaded by    Freple Drumomple
Score:
164
 
 Lurt Rempopert: Shut up and take my money!
 Jungo Horpongus: I bought one when my USB port cooked itself during a software update, and now my warranty repaired phone has a longer lifespan due to less mechanical wear and tear. Don't be hatin
Image 258203   07-19-18   Uploaded by    Gold Brungo
Score:
481
 
 Rang Grombies: Live larf, loaf
 Crople Morpumple: Opened whole bag of catnip, then got the munchies. Still too stoned to move.
 Lang Grongus: @eurotrash or "later"
 Lomp Plemopert: Pillow cat
Image 258202   07-19-18   Uploaded by    Gild Horpongo
Score:
189
 
 Fleng Brumbies: I hate his politics, his a horrible actor, but his memes are GOLD.
 Crango Plupert: oh he did not
 Bople Broble: Chuck bless you!
Image 258201   07-19-18   Uploaded by    Tholm Dampomple
Score:
455
 
 Freple Morpuble: You know what you did, motherfucker.
 Porb Morpoble: OH GOD MY EYE!!! again
Image 258200   07-19-18   Uploaded by    Luwn Brungus
Score:
851
 
 Dild Groble: Oh yeff fif if fun
 Thort Albungo: Viciousness isn't born, it's made
 Jump Grombies: rarr I'm-a bite you finger rarr
 Cruple Bruble: uh oh, someone get halp!
 Flirbo Dampongus: Eeee! The widdol toofs! :D
 Mirm Grunuble: @Mr. Shine *CHOMPF
 Rart Brongus: *CHOMP!*
Image 258199   07-19-18   Uploaded by    Limpo Drumoble
Score:
583
 
 Harb Plopert: That golden looks just like my Ginger, eye goobers and all.
 Trungo Grupert: This smells like dog breath!
Image 258198   07-19-18   Uploaded by    Loft Grunoble
Score:
235
 
 Pawn Dampumbies: When I was kid and the bus had a pull cord, I yanked on that sumbitch like I was tootin' a train whistle!
 Crald Drumopert: Karate stop.
Image 258197   07-19-18   Uploaded by    Rerbo Gromple
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